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Jordan Krall - Bizarro Author

you learn to love the rope

About Me

www.filmynoir.com

my Favorite BOOKS
Perfume by Patrick Suskind
Savage Night by Jim Thompson
Crash by J.G. Ballard
The Order of Death by Hugh Fleetwood
Watchfiends and Rack Screams by Antonin Artaud
Detour by Martin M. Goldsmith
The Mothman Prophecies by John A. Keel
Cancer as a Social Activity: Affirmations of World's End by Michael D. Williams
"Principles are only of value to the mind, and to the thinking mind; but outside of the mind that thinks, a principle is reduced to nothing."
-Antonin Artaud "Heliogabalus or, The Crowned Anarchist"

My Interests

Noir, dada, anarchism, UFC, envelopes, surrealism, horror, junk, asphalt, noise, cats, crap, making sounds, writing, candy, ice cream, notes, cars, halloween, plants, jungle noises, electronic bunnies, cake, robots, numbers, phones, staplers, fingers tapping, sound of one hand clapping, duct tape, duck tape, o'shannon, shades, static, pens, folders, tom skerritt, pencils, telescopes, jurgen prochnow, cartoon tea kettles, answering machines, hats, suits, blankets, skirts, blue guitars, spaceships, toy aisles, jellybeans, red jellybeans, beans, gum, empty cases, caspar, denmark, grass, vcrs, office buildings, lighters, postmarks, sunshine, mirrors, smudges, dirty hands, monkeys, q-tips, cotton swabs, bars, empty bars, pool, malfunctioning dice, chalk, pajamas, hot plates, ketchup, pillows, shoeboxes, parrots.

I'd like to meet:

"..a man without any enemies usually doesn't have any real friends either." - Edward Bunker "Education of a Felon: A Memoir"
I know who I DON'T want to meet:
two-faced people,
people who have no integrity or backbone,
dishonest people,
people with no standards,
people who talk behind other people's backs,
trendy people,
people who don't stand behind what they say,
dumb people.

Music:

Bassholes, Morphine, EYEHATEGOD, Blind Willie McTell, SWANS, Lightnin' Hopkins, Mississippi Fred McDowell, SKULLFLOWER,
Mississippi John Hurt, John Lee Hooker, Robert Belfour, GOD, Cable Regime, Smiths/Morrissey, Fall of Because, Cocteau Twins, The Cramps, Oblivions, Johnny Cash, Captain Beefheart, CCR, SKip James, Furry Lewis, SUNROOF!, Bauhaus, Christian Death, Joy Division, Elvis Presley, Merzbow, Masonna, Clutch,
Steely Dan, Godflesh (and all assorted Justin Broadrick projects like JESU, FINAL, TECHNO ANIMAL etc), Napalm Death, 68 Comeback, The Mummies, The Horrors, Cheater Slicks,
Compulsive Gamblers, The Church, Arab Strap, Tiny Tim, Nurse With Wound, Current 93, Sol Invictus, Machines of Loving Grace, Skinny Puppy, Therapy?, Peter Brotzmann, Sun Ra, etc

Movies:

Horror, Giallos (or maybe the plural form is "gialli"?), Luis Bunuel films, surrealism, David Lynch, Cronenberg, Takashi Miike films, film noir, Hitchcock, Marx Brothers, Karate Kid Trilogy, Jodorowsky's THE HOLY MOUNTAIN, Shaw Bros, kung fu,

Television:

turner classic movies, ufc, king of queens.

Books:

Too many to list really. I read more than I socialize. For starters, all books by Jim Thompson. Fucking genius.
William S. Burroughs of course.
Also: Tom Piccirilli, Hugh Fleetwood, Patrick McGrath, Patrick Suskind, J.G. Ballard, H.P. Lovecraft, Colin Wilson, Edward Lee, Richard Laymon, Charlee Jacob, etc. Non-fiction about history, candy, crime, film.
I hate people who don't read.

Heroes:

Jim Thompson; my grandfather; my father..

My Blog

Whores, Fakes, Scumbags, Insecure Lackeys. Good Husbands and Wives.

We work here. We watch the block party at the brothel. Sloppy licks at the heels of big men. Let me be your lackey, what can you do for me? What can you do for my self-esteem? "Where the hell am I?'"...
Posted by FILMY NOIR on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:55:00 PST

Battered and Christ-lipped Ducks

It would seem to be this: Papers are curling at their edges; slowly burning words. I pick one up, smell it and realize I'm standing on the balls of my feet. Shaking dust particles the size of dimes fr...
Posted by FILMY NOIR on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 08:15:00 PST