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Tommy

I'll forgive Jane Fonda when I unsee Barbarella II

About Me

I'm just livin man. L-I-V-I-N!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The guy that came up with the idea for Dogfishhead's 60 minute IPA, Seth MacFarlane, Lark Voorhees, Jack Johnson, My sister, My real dad, and Your mom.

Music:

One man and one man only...DIAMOND!

Movies:

Still waiting on my first full-length feature deal.

Television:

I love Different Strokes and The Facts of Life. I had a weird thing for Mrs. Garrett and Valerie Drummond. RIP Dana Plato, I'll love you always.

Books:

The Discoverers, Slaughterhouse-Five, Hocus Pocus, Wampeters Foma & Granfaloons, Player Piano, Cat's Cradle, Palm Sunday, Breakfast of Champions, Galapagos, The Grapes of Wrath, Lolita, The Dubliners, Journey to the Center of the Earth, and Amelia Bedelia.

Heroes:

My gene donors, Bro. John Alfonso, and Danny Glover (Contrary to popular opinion, he is not getting to old for this shit.)

My Blog

Jesus was a magician

Jesus was the greatest magician ever. I don't mean to decry anyone's personal beliefs but rather pull others to the faithful flock. He instilled in us all a sense of magic and mysticism. His death-def...
Posted by Tommy on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 05:23:00 PST