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jack

Deceive, Inveigle, Obfuscate

About Me

http://urbanjester36.tripod.com

My Interests

..stuff and things

I'd like to meet:

Schizophrenic psychos with scissor fetishes.
Bring your own straight jacket.

Music:

add n to (x), drum&bass, Underworld, Stereolab, Meat Beat Manifesto, Jack Dangers, DJ Dara, Amon Tobin, Sonic Youth, Dieselboy, Mocean Worker, Portishead, Soul Coughing, the Orb, Cibo Matto, Buffalo Daughter, Butter 08, Breeders, Amps, Pixies, Mr. Bungle, Pram, Laika, Broadcast, Boards of Canada, and oh so many more

Movies:

Heathers, Brazil, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Nosferatu, The Haunting (original), Amelie, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (both), pi, 28 Days Later, Willy Wonka, Ghostbusters, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Lost Highway, Slither and the list goes on and on

Television:

Cartoons, Twin Peaks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Cartoons, X-Files, Cartoons, television static, Spongebob, Futurama, Family Guy, Venture Brothers, Lost, and, oh yeah, more cartoons

Books:

Irvine Welsh, H.P. Lovecraft, Anthony Burgess, Stephen King, David Sedaris, Tolkein, McLuhan, Lewis Carroll, Curious George, Dr. Seuss, House of Leaves, The Eight, H.G. Wells, Italo Calvino, herb books, cookbooks, the entire Shannara series, Harold and the Purple Crayon, American Psycho

Heroes:

yum - I eat it

My Blog

the boba fats

So i was in the bathroom this morning and kept seeing something out of the corner of my eye, something very...catlike. It then dawned on me that it was Sam, and that his birthday was this month. I thi...
Posted by jack on Fri, 11 May 2007 05:05:00 PST

work jail rant

this litle rant is going on a painting but it may not be completely legible so i thought i would post it for all to read. enjoypunch kick slide clock in to prison enter your cell no snacks inside but ...
Posted by jack on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:56:00 PST

breakfast

Vegan French Toast rocks!
Posted by jack on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:51:00 PST

holy crap!

For those of you that know me well enough to know that I am quite the pack rat, you will all be happy to know that I went on a bit of a cleaning binge. Yes, I actually threw stuff out, I didn't just m...
Posted by jack on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 02:32:00 PST

the passing of a good friend

Today sadly marks the passing of my dear friend, Sam. He turned twelve this month but is now eating his nip and valerian in a better place. He led a good life and was loved by all.I'll miss you Sam...
Posted by jack on Fri, 19 May 2006 06:01:00 PST

Friday, April 22, 2005

The air is thick and heavy, cold and wet with the rain. The metallic bridge slick with wetness about to grasp at my wheels like a father's rough grasp of his son's shoulder as he shakes the child from...
Posted by jack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dammit

3 beers and a shot good tunes and some not so good tunes leave at a reasonable time to get home at a reasonable hour red line belmont fullerton clark and division 87th shit get out beeped jon called c...
Posted by jack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST