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Kevinoticus

Imagine living in a geometrical idea, but not in a cool way.

About Me



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Well...let's see, I am an unstoppabale force really. somewhere between shock and awe. I am constantly seeking out something, and rarely finding it. I am easily the most influential man of the decade. I have a soft shell, with a core made of hot magma, and a heart of pure lead. I am either crazy or a genius. I am a sarcastic fuck. I never do a good enough job. I am never finished. I am always thinking about something. apparantly I hate, Absolutely fucking hate everything, I don't know ask some of my friends about it. I personally tend to like things.Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early
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My Interests

I have been told that Things...Don't Interest Me.However....In theory...yes the drains and toilets do go backwards in the southern hemisphere, but in practice, they actually have different toilets, with this over the top type flush that spits the water from the front to the back so it does more of a forward roll than a spiral. Well, there's that, and your choice of a half flush, or a full flush.

I'd like to meet:

Steve Albini, Billy Anderson, The guys at Studio Fredman in Sweden. Rick Ruben, Drew Barrymore, Mila Jovovitch, bands that want me to record them, anyone that wants to be in a band with me, and oh yeah, Bruce Dickinson.

Music:

I have been told That I Don't Like Music.Example...I would rather fuck a slab of bologna than listen to the Grateful Dead. The reasoning behind this...That I will be done with a slab of bologna a lot sooner than The Grateful Dead would be done playing.

Movies:

Are better than television.

Television:

Sucks the Soul out of me.

Books:

Don't believe anything you've read in them.

Heroes:

Freddie Mercury, John Paul Rains. Flash Gordon, Captain Jean Luke Picard, Spider-man, George W. Bush for being the worst "elected" offficial in history. Stephen Hawking
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My Blog

Chads

There are these types of people...And If you happen to be one of the very few cool people I know with one of these names, then please don’t be offended, and I appologize in advance for what I am...
Posted by Kevinoticus on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:49:00 PST

shit-tastic

So I passed out in the lobby of a hotel in atlanta today, and now I have to go to the doctor and get checked to see if I am diabetic or hypoglycemic, or some shit. I am chalking it up to being dehydra...
Posted by Kevinoticus on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 06:23:00 PST

fucked up and accomplished

I totally chipped my teeth today. my lower front teeth, I got hit in the face with a furniture dolly, and now the front enamel is chipped, and it's all shard and jagged and keeps cutting my tongue. bu...
Posted by Kevinoticus on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 10:19:00 PST

harumph

My feet, back, brain, teeth, wrists, and soul...hurt. one more month.
Posted by Kevinoticus on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 09:52:00 PST

I’m so bored I’m drinking bleach.

I just had a dream that I was running around in a basement drinking a formaledehyde/bleach cocktail, and then there was some random fridge with some tea in it, and I was drinking the tea out of the co...
Posted by Kevinoticus on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 05:00:00 PST

This was the day that would not end

It just goes on and on my friends, Kevin started working, not knowing when he'd stop, The brakes and power steering both went out on the truck cause it's the day that never endsit just goes on and on...
Posted by Kevinoticus on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 11:14:00 PST

Mad Max

There was a thing on the news tonight that This lady and her three kids were found in a fucking minivan and they had all been shot. The dad had been shot in the leg and was the only one to survive. It...
Posted by Kevinoticus on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:49:00 PST

Gretsch

Let's see... I got up around 1pm...Drove all the way to wrigleyville to get my paycheck...found out after I got into the bank that my direct deposit that wasn't supposed to go through for another pay ...
Posted by Kevinoticus on Wed, 16 May 2007 12:26:00 PST

I'm just being mopey...don't listen to me.

yeah...ever wanted to go back in time...I kinda feel like that right now. I hate a lot of shit right now. There is one thing that I wouldn't change for anything, but is probably the thing that is maki...
Posted by Kevinoticus on Sat, 12 May 2007 10:55:00 PST

trying to piggyback my neighbors internet

Yep trying things till it works. I can't afford it myself. So I will take it by force. Otherwise, Lonely, stressed, bored, constantly feeling on the verge of sickness, or mental debilitation, hating t...
Posted by Kevinoticus on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:49:00 PST