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JOE JOE

you're going to have an ASS baby!

About Me

its kinda funny.i'm an aries/taurus. i love my friends and family. i was born completely void of a verbal censor and boundaries. things i enjoy include:-thunder storms.- -traveling- -eating.- -artists- -music.-- -hot summer days -street fests.- -day drinking- -hiking.- -nudity- -hawaii.- -THE OCEAN!!!- -making out.- -being a stylist.- -ice cream.- -sushi sushi sushi- -riding my bike at night.- -cuddling- -riding my bike.- -meeting random people- -walking.- -dancing- -porn.- -did i say making out?- -TATTOO's.- -pushing boundaries- -making people feel good--brunch -mysterous people.- -honsesty.- --buldges in blue jeans.- -alone time.- -RED WINE.- -grey goose martini's with 3 olives.--outdoors- -new adventures- -crashing parties- -getting away with way 2 much- -bike boy's- -summer- -salted black licorice- -gummy bears- -sneaking wine into movies- -fuckin cheesy movies- -flirting- -hot dogs- -making people laugh- -sleeping naked- - -camping- -converse shoes- -octopuss- -cats- -being appricated- -buying flowers- -YATZEE- -mancala- -swearing- -the word fuck- - wil hockenberger- -i fucking HATE forced conversation- -board games- -dark chocolate- -taking pictures- -art- -piercings- -trust- -john waters- -divine- living a champagne lifestyle...on a beer budget.-

My Interests

all kinds a stuff.... hair and kittens... tattoo's... you know....PG shit. i like going to monster truck races.....bake sales. bingo rules me, and i smoke virginia slims...cuz im contemporary..

I'd like to meet:

all you bitches. and THESE people.
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Music:

NEW PORTISHEAD!!!!!!i like music..........ALOT.. amy winehouse,andrew bird,cocorosie,spoon, atmosphere, the beatles, beck, donna summers, eleni mandell, elle fitzgerald, elliot smith, elton john, emmylou harris, ERYKAH BADU, esthero, zap mama, yeah yeah yeahs, trex, tweet, tori amos, tool, tina turner, sparks, sophie b. hawkins, sigur Ros, the shins, RUFUS WAINWRIGHT, MARTHA WAINWRIGHT, BJORK, rilo kiley, JENNY LEWIS AND THE WATSON TWINS, PRINCE, the postal service, pornos for pyros, PORTISHEAD, E.T.B.T.G., POE, PEACHES, patsy cline, norah jones, nico, nikka costa, NICK DRAKE, NEKO CASE, missy elliot, michael jackson, michael buble, maxwell, LEONA NAESS, LADYSMITH BLACK MAMBAZO, lil kim, lou reed, led zepplin, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, joss stone, JOANNA NEWSOM, JEM, janis joplin, jack johnson, israel kamakawiwo'ole, iggy pop, hoverphonic, HOLLY GOLIGHTLY, gwen stephani, goldfrapp, grace jones, GNARLES BARKLEY, G.LOVE, frente, FIONA APPLE*********, FIEST, eva cassidy, etta james, dolly parton, dee-lite, DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE, DAVID BOWIE. DAMIEN RICE, D'angelo, curtis mayfield, CLAP YOUR HANDS AND SAY YEAH, CITIZEN COPE, cibo matto, christina aguilera, casino royal, BUDDY HOLLY, branvan 3000, blur, BETH ORTON, benny benassi, bel biv devo, ANI DIFRANCO, nancy sinatra, nirvana, PINK FLOYD, REGINA SPEKTOR, SADE, scissor sisters, smashing pumpkins, THE WHITE STRIPES, the velvet underground, travis, sublime, stereophonics, sneaker pimps, aaliyah, al green, alice in chains, annie lennox,

Movies:

royal tenanbums. drugstore cowboy. bareback mountain. connie and carla. natural born killers. waiting for guffman. wedding crashers. closer. goonies. all titan films. life aquatic. rushmore. the crying game... hairspray...serial mom...(ALL john waters films) the village. best of colt.

Television:

great invention right??!!

Books:

tantric for dummies. gay sex for dummies. the fine art of vaginal fisting. penthouse forum.

Heroes:

jesus.......oh, and you.