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Brian

Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and

About Me


Ladies and gentlemen.
Wear Sunscreen.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.
Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 pm on some idel Tuesday. Do one thing every day that scares you.
Sing.
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Floss.
Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself. Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.
Stretch.
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year- olds I know still don't. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone. Mayber you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody's else's.
Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Dont' be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.
Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.
Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.
Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths. Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble, and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out.
Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 it will Look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen.
Live it, love it ~b

My Interests

I can't really say I have any "hobbies," but love to play sports - football, raquet ball, volleyball. Working out, sitting down a for a nice cup of tea relaxing. I enjoy a good night out on the town (as many nights as possible), but this makes for a tough work day afterwards. I'm interested in everything, willing to try everything twice, and always looking for something out of the ordinary.

I'd like to meet:


All sorts of people that aren't stuck in a daily routine!! People that are open-minded, adventurous, funny, chill, can take a joke, smart asses, kind, love to party, and live in:

1. Chicago
2. LA
3. Minneapolis
4. Cinncinatti

I chose the cities above becuase I travel there a lot for work. Hit me up an let's have some fun ;)

Music:

I love all kinds of music except country!! Sorry, there are a few good country songs here and there, but I highly doubt they should be in that genre. Other than that my music just goes with my mood. I love relaxing to Cold Play, Jack Johnson, The Grateful Dead, Dave Matthew's Band, and more. Obviously hip-hop when I'm out partying. Some favorites include Eminem, Jay-Z, Notorious BIG, and more. But lastly, I love trance and house music as well at any time of the day. It's good to work out to as well at the gym.

But a little hint to throw your way is that some of the best songs I have ever found were from Film/TV soundtracks. I have seriously found some of the best tracks from them, so next time be sure to be listening!!

Movies:

I'm a HUGE, HUGE, HUGE, HUGE movie buff...love em. Some favorites include ALL of Kevin Smith's films - Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob. All of Wes Anderson's movies - Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, The Royal Tennabuams, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. Others are Snatch, 100 Girls, Last of the Mohicans, Life Is Beautiful, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, all of the "laugh pack's" films......there's too many to list here!! I have seen everything.

I will be honest and fully admit I'm a sucker for romantic comedies. They're so predictable, but I love a "feel-good" movie. Make sure to watch Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, The Girl Next Door......AMAZING!!

Television:

Love Adult Cartoons: The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Southpark.

Lazy Sundays usuall end up at MTV: Punk'd, Real World, Pimp My Ride

Discovery Channel: American Chopper, Monster Garage, World's Most Dangerous Jobs

......who knows - I'm not a big "dedicated" TV watcher, I'll just flip through whatever's on.

Books:

All of Dan Brown's - daVinci Code, Deception Point, Digital Fortress, Angels and Demons. Others include The Bible Code, Tuesday's With Morri, The 5 People You Meet in Heavan, Guide to Being a Metrosexual (just joking), Catcher in the Rye, and some others. I'm making it a priority to read more this year, so we'll see.

Heroes:

Myself because I'm so freagin cool (joke). Other heros would include any single person that inspires me to be a better person, try and be great (not average), and people who enjoy what they have (not focus on what they don't).

My Blog

Daily Quotes

I'll be adding more as you send me more.... "Be sure you put your feet in the right place, and then stand firm." -- Abraham Lincoln "Right is right, even if everyone is against it, And wrong is w...
Posted by ~ B ~ on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 06:59:00 PST

Confucius Say...

1. Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 2. Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 3. Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four ball...
Posted by ~ B ~ on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:38:00 PST

Darwin Awards

Yes, it's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners: AND THE WINNER IS: 1. When his 38-caliber...
Posted by ~ B ~ on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:45:00 PST

More Jack Bauer Fact's

If Jack says "I just want to talk to him/her" and that him/her is you& well amigo, youre fucked. If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You dont wan...
Posted by ~ B ~ on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 08:29:00 PST

Jack Bauer's Bio

HERE ARE FEW THINGS THAT YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT JACK BAUER.... If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice. You can lead...
Posted by ~ B ~ on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 02:58:00 PST

The Last of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Chuck Norris once roundhous...
Posted by ~ B ~ on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 11:54:00 PST

More Facts About Chuck Norris

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in ...
Posted by ~ B ~ on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 07:16:00 PST

More Reasons Why Chuck Norris Is Better Than You

When a tsunami happens, its because Chuck Norris has been swimming laps in the ocean. Chuck Norris poops light sabers. Chuck Norris clips his toenails with a chain saw. But he holds it backward...
Posted by ~ B ~ on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 06:49:00 PST

Why Chuck Norris Is Better Than You

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No As...
Posted by ~ B ~ on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 03:18:00 PST

Thank you to everyone that has ever forwarded me an email!!

Thank You -   My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blesse...
Posted by ~ B ~ on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 12:11:00 PST