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Bartholomew the 2nd

Those who control their tongue will have a long life; opening your mouth can ruin everything.

About Me

I'm a bit homely and dull, an all around below average kinda guy. Truthfully.... I'm a half assed fitness freak who loves to spend time with friends... and that pretty well sums it up right there. Well not quite.. I'm also a Jesus lover. He flipped my life right side up. My life changing scripture is from John 7:17. Any questions? Wanna go Jet Skiing?

My Interests

I love the outdoors so camping is always time well spent. I party but without the booze.... Gave it up so I could hold on to these last few brain cells. Longboarding is sweet and so is surfin. I recently started snowboarding and I recently quit it as well(until I have insurance at least). Totally busted myself last time I went (Dont go off 20ft jumps when it's your third time to the mountain). Keeping in good shape at the gym is on my to-do list and being as much of a muscle head as possible is of high importance as well. Ok I have a lot more interests but I don't feel like telling you em all right now. Maybe later.
I LOVE MY FRIENDS!

Sisters are funny things

I've spotted The Kate.

A man's gotta eat!

Check out the Gangsters I caught in the back of my Paddywagon.

Jesse's a complete NUT. And he's NOT funny!
Poor Jess didn't know we we're playin with real bullets...

I'd like to meet:

I love a girl who can braid her pit hairs!! But if your down for a lil Magic Card action.. I'm totally down with you. Seriously though. I'm not on myspace to find dates but I'll say this. I have a weekness for girls I see in the library. If you are a girl in the library you just let me know! I'll be right there.. (I'm not joking, why would I joke about that?)

I have a thing for unicorns you could say..(if you're not on the inside of this inside joke then I apologize)
So let it be written.. So let it be done. Leave a COMMENT here. Make me laugh! If you're not a funny person.. Don't worry.. I wield a mean courtesy laugh!

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Music:

I like anything but rap or polka but I'll make an ecception for Outkast. My favorite groups are:
My Chemical Romance,
Switchfoot,
Linkin Park,
Taking Back Sunday,
Acceptance,
Kutless,
Dashboard Confessionals,
The Cure,
Stroke 9,
Block Party,
The Faint,
Depech Mode,
Your Mom,
Tool,
Silverstien,
n&m,
Emery,
Staind,
Thousand Foot Krutch(THAT'S JESUS!),
Seven Places,
Telecast,
Underoath!,
Mae,
Mat Kearney!,
Mudvaine,
The Fray,
Relient K,
The Way,
The Used,
Thursday,
Thousand Foot Krutch(THAT'S JESUS!),
...and I could go on for days but I'd be wasting my time since you probably already stopped reading. My boy Michael and I wrote most of that music and it holds a special place at least in my heart. These bands never give us credit so as long as you know about it I suppose that will suffice. We call ourselves N&M. Yeah.. Eminem totally stole our name idea too. Cant forget these guys..

Movies:

I'm a sucker for poorly made films. Robert and I stared in the hit Beatdown Boyz! img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/natepfunk/630455 73_194924605_01.jpg"

Television:

I don't really watch any TV but there is this one show called Jonah's Beach. It's the most intence surfer drama.. it's like WHOAAA!! This is the notes of everything that happened in last Sunday's episode. Sorry if you can't read em.. just tune in next week to see what happens next week when Jonah goes to Manzanita for yet another surfer dudes extravaganza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Books:

Here are about 66 books that you can find on the dash of my sweet sweet Patty Wagon at all times. You should read 'em.. all of 'em. If you already did.. congratulations!! start over. GENESISEXODUSLEVITICUS NUMBERS DEUTERONOMY JOSHUA JUDGES RUTH 1 SAMUEL 2 SAMUEL 1 KINGS 2 KINGS 1 CHRONICLES 2 CHRONICLES EZRA NEHEMIAH ESTHER JOB PSALMS PROVERBS ECCLESIASTES SONG OF SONGS ISAIAH JEREMIAH LAMENTATIONS EZEKIEL DANIEL HOSEA JOEL AMOS OBADIAH JONAH MICAH NAHUM HABAKKUK ZEPHANIAH HAGGAI ZECHARIAH MALACHI MATTHEW MARK LUKE JOHN ACTS ROMANS 1 CORINTHIANS 2 CORINTHIANS GALATIANS EPHESIANS PHILIPPIANS COLOSSIANS 1 THESSALONIANS 2 THESSALONIANS 1 TIMOTHY 2 TIMOTHY TITUS PHILEMON HEBREWS JAMES 1 PETER 2 PETER 1 JOHN 2 JOHN 3 JOHN JUDE and I have REVALATION as well.. go figure! I'd put more up but I don't wanna clutter up my dash.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ.. A more earthy one would be Jesse Vaughan and not just because he's a man... but because he is a Maln! A malny malny Maln!!! Kate.. you know what I'm talkin about!