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Beef Hammer

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Beef

is a Collosal Squid that drinks Human Blood, shoots Electricity from its Eyes, has an Extra Head, and enjoys Climbing Buildings.

Strength: 9 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 11

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Because You're Ugly

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Television:

Flight of the Conchords - She's So Hot, Boom!

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Books:

Confessions of an Economic Hit Man by John Perkins

Heroes:

Lion-O

My Blog

it's a sad day... Chuck Norris

Since i agree completely with Nate on this one, I am posting exactly what he has in his blog:"Sadly, I can no longer like Chuck Norris... ...
Posted by Beef Hammer on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 03:16:00 PST

Video 101

My video is up... I'm excited, so... check it out. Give me constructive criticism and let me know what you think... Peese.
Posted by Beef Hammer on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 06:01:00 PST

3 Musketeers

this kid at work thought he could eat twenty 3 Musketeers candy bars in 3 hours today.  He got ten down in 30 minutes, leaving him with 10 to do in 2 and a half hours, which evens out to one ever...
Posted by Beef Hammer on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 06:30:00 PST

my hero chuck

As some of you may know... Chuck Norris and I have the same birthday.  As a young child i wanted nothing more than to be Chuck Norris.  Visit this site and you will know why: Random Facts A...
Posted by Beef Hammer on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 03:59:00 PST

Israel 101

So, i am taking this class about the early history of Israel and the historicity of the Bible.  I am learning some crazy shit.  I think the class is rad.. especially considering that most of...
Posted by Beef Hammer on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 07:18:00 PST

X Mas

I will be driving home for Christmas on the 22nd or so. i should be there for a about a week after, too. except i want to go down to the sity to visit K and C.
Posted by Beef Hammer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Letter to my penis

i just learned a rodney carrington song I am going to sing at the next family function i go to... and it's about my penis.
Posted by Beef Hammer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST