Radracula profile picture

Radracula

When an Irish Jedi and a Ninja take over the world...you'll know their names.

About Me

Yeah, some say I'm an advocate of Lucifer, some say I'm a child of God, yes they do. But they say a lot of messed up stuff. Y'see, when it comes down to it, its not what someone has to SAY about themselves, but the way they ARE that matters. I am currently working on fixing a camera to my face so that you wonderful people can see who and what I really am. After posting the footage I expect to lose a good majority of my friends list. Mostly out of disgust. Then out of terror. And then...then out of the fluffy smiling clouds that beckon them into a world of mushroom-smashing Italian plumbers. You never read this....
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Reverend Alexander Reed
Birthday: November Tenth, of the 1984 Era
Birthplace: EUGENE, OR
Current Location: Portland, OR
Eye Color: Greenish blueish
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: FOOKIN IRISH
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse and workboots
Your Weakness: Nothing. We are Spartans
Your Fears: Sleeping in for work.
Your Perfect Pizza: mozzerela and hot dog
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Prove Ashley wrong. More than three or for hundred times a day, cause thats my qouta thus far...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Indeed.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh crap, not again...
Your Best Physical Feature: Hands
Your Bedtime: 11 or 12
Your Most Missed Memory: Ninja turtles and lucky charms
Pepsi or Coke: who cares
MacDonalds or Burger King: The BK. Charl broiled goodness.
Single or Group Dates: No dates. Just weddings.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Earl Grey, y'all
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Of course not.
Do you Swear: Constantly
Do you Sing: By myself, and in the dark
Do you Shower Daily: By myself, and in the dark
Have you Been in Love: By myself, and...yes.
Do you want to go to College: Generally
Do you want to get Married: Why the hell not
Do you belive in yourself: Only when it counts
Do you get Motion Sickness: What? Why?
Do you think you are Attractive: In that Audrey Hepburn dort of way, yeah.
Are you a Health Freak: I just used the term charl-broiled goodness. Put it together for yourself
Do you get along with your Parents: Why yes I do
Do you like Thunderstorms: I really do
Do you play an Instrument: I really don't
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: There's a good chance of it, but I don't remember
In the past month have you Smoked: Same story.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I certainly hope not.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: hell no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: hell no again
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: There's a good chance of it, but I don't remember
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Everywhere I go
In the past month have you been Dumped: not so much
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nopers
Ever been Drunk: Come, now. Lets keep this civilized.
Ever been called a Tease: Everywhere I go
Ever been Beaten up: Nuh-uh
Ever Shoplifted: Not particularly. I don't think "I was a kid and it was a candy bar" counts
How do you want to Die: Spear right through the face in a bloody apocolyptic battle with my own shadow, where no matter who kills who, we both die.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: Atlantis
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Whatcha got
Favourite Hair Color: Darker
Short or Long Hair: mm....short
Height: lil
Weight: lil
Best Clothing Style: whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: You tell me
Number of CDs I own: Why does this matter?
Number of Piercings: A billion
Number of Tattoos: A TRILLION!!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing I haven't learned from
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

There are some who would say "your mom" in this area. I neither admire nor dislike these people. For we are indeed kindred spirits. ...but dammit, I've got class...

I'd like to meet:

Cesare.

Music:

I made a list for this section, but is was stolen by a race of dwarf closely related to the sock-stealing variety, only he took my maticulously drafted list of music that gives a full 3 dimensional view of who and what I am as a person, yes he took it, he went into the depths of hell itself and showed a bunch of his buddies down there. I can still hear them laughing, so I decided to not make another list.

Movies:

the professional. true romance. batman 1 2 3 &begins. lethal weapons. die hards. the cabinet of dr. caligari. it goes on and on and on

Television:

will and grace, 70's show, its always sunny in philadelphia, most of cartoon network, especially after 11, and freakin friends.

Books:

"I've been thinking Hobbes-" "On a weekend?" "Well, it wasn't on purpose..." (that's calvin and hobbes) Hellboy BPRD HP Lovecraft Howard Zinn EL BIBLICO!!!! ...Johnny the Homocidal Maniac Mm-SQUEE. Edgar Allen, or, Nights of the Spacious Abyss in Horrible and Dreary Nothingness...Man. Winnie the Pooh, and his multi-volume cultural-explorative writings on the Natives of Hazzl'grade, Pigmy Imps of The Third Circle of The Pit, and the Canibal Tribes of Enochias Ventra (especially the limited special addition series with PICTURES!!!, including vital annotations by Dante Alighieri, who was his travel partner, colleague, friend), as well as his collections of short stories describing his experimentations with opium. Necronomicon by Simon (c'mon, folks, its the best one) The Dark Night Returns & Strikes Back. Sin City series. Frank the Miller stuff.

Heroes:

mmmmmm-BATMAN and OBVIOUSLY, like it doesn't go without saying, the three men I admire most, The Father, Son and the Holy Ghost.

My Blog

EAT THIS, XERXES!

There's nothing quite like getting served by a Spartan in a bear suit....
Posted by Radracula on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 09:36:00 PST

Part two for the paranormal peoples.

The most frustrating part of this job isn't tracking your lead. Or winning socialization with a coven or not getting yourself snuffed out. Thats the hard part. The most frustrating part is the anti-p...
Posted by Radracula on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:48:00 PST

Part One for the spooks and ghouls

Derado and Stan sat at the stoplight next to the Chevron station. It was roughly 9:30 in the PM and they were laughing about something they had heard on the radio station. Derado, who was driving, was...
Posted by Radracula on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:41:00 PST

Cuddled

"This's sumfuckin boooolshit." Hectar uttered quietly. He'd been standing outside for hours and hours -patiently, then somewhat patiently, now eagerly- awaiting the return of his cohort, Abram, from t...
Posted by Radracula on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 11:29:00 PST

People these days...

I once attempted a catholic service. My friend, Bill, and I had a heavy night of this-and-that-ing. That was Saturday night plus. Come 6 30 Sunday morning, he kicks out of bed at the sounding of his a...
Posted by Radracula on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:41:00 PST

Good morning

As they drove, the sun broke here and there through the branches of trees, bridges and highway signs. He had an ache in his shoulder from playing ball with the boys, so he stretched his arm over the ...
Posted by Radracula on Mon, 28 May 2007 08:28:00 PST

Part two of a dream I had

The crowds of people dry away, leaving the specks and splotchy groups around the returning team, like clumps of ants over a tootsie roll, dark and writhing, animated with hope and sweetness, they're s...
Posted by Radracula on Mon, 21 May 2007 10:20:00 PST

First half of a dream I had.

Up, down. Up, down. Up, breathe, glance, down. I've been in the jungle for almost a year now. Long enough to know that the safest distance for me from a Jaguar is about 80 yards and a cool distrac...
Posted by Radracula on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:47:00 PST

Wait...why do you call him that?

"Why do we call him Volshkat? Well, Early in his carreer, he was on his third sniper duty with Ashenkroft as his mark. Now, Ashenkroft was a severely protected leader of the Darkleg movement way back ...
Posted by Radracula on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 04:09:00 PST

Another day on the farm.

  With is feet firmly planted on the ground, Winston raised his rifle and took a shot. It resulted in a critical hit, as the beast, or whatever it was, took the .50 calibre slug right throug...
Posted by Radracula on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 05:02:00 PST