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John

Two minus three equals negative fun!

About Me

schadenfreude (shäd'n-froi'd?) n. Pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.
My Real Blog
I plan on retiring at 40. Anyone who knows me knows i set goals for myself that are attainable. I'm the funniest and most random kid you'll ever meet, true story. In 2016 I'll write, direct and star in Terror Clits From the Planet Hitler. Music and video games are hott shit. I go to shows when time allows (edit: psh there are only a handful of bands i'd pay to see now), and anything Nintendo is genius. I spend waaaayyyyyy too much time in thrift stores, buying stuff i have absolutley no room for.
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My Interests

Cadillacs, metal, grindcore, post rock, experimental/ambient music, and videogames; especially anything Legend of Zelda and Metroid. I also enjoy losing streaks, secret handshakes, inside jokes, War History, good ol' eatin, breathin, sleepin, etc., etc....boringgggg.

I'd like to meet:

Rodney Harrison, Hank Scorpio, BILL COSBY, Lee Marvin, Alan Moore. Anyone who isn't a fake. Anyone who can slam dunk a basketball. Girls who will let me finger-fuck them with the Powerglove.A real-life version of:

Music:

Agoraphobic Nosebleed, All Out War, As The Sun Sets, Baroness, Black Sabbath, Blind Guardian , Between The Buried and Me (1st cd only) Birdflesh, Blood Duster, Blood For Blood, Bound and Gagged, Buried At Sea, Candiria, Carcass, Cannibal Corpse, CBT, Cave In (old stuff), Cephalic Carnage, Circle Of Dead Children, Comin Correct Converge, The Cranberries, Creation Is Crucifixion, Cynic, Dead Kennedys, Death, Death Threat, Decapitated, Dehumanized, Devourment , Dripping, Dying Fetus, Demons & Wizards, diSEMBOWELMENT, Dvorak, Electric Wizard, End Of All, Emnity, Eternal Suffering, Explosions in the Sky, Finntroll, FleshArt, Flesh Feast, Flesh Parade, FortyDaysRain, Fuck...I'm Dead, General Surgery, Genghis Tron, Goreopsy, Gorerotted, Goretrade, Guttural Secrete, Hamartia, Hammerfall, Hazen Street, Hemdale, Horse The Band, H20, Infected Malignity, Internal Bleeding, Internal Suffering, Irate, ISIS, Jesu, Jungle Rot, Keepsake, Khanate, Memento Mori, Misery Index, Misfits, Mourning, Nailbomb, Nasum, Nile, Nirvana , Ocean, Orchi..omy, Origin, Pelican, Pig Destroyer, Prayer for Cleansing, Priestbird, The Red Chord, Redline, Red Sparowes, Repudilation, Sadis Euphoria, The Sawtooth Grin, Sect Of Exectration, Sepultura, 7 Angels 7 Plagues, Set Ablaze, Shattered Realm, Shutdown, Skinless, Slayer, Sleep, S.O.D., Soils of Fate, Strength For A Reason, Structure of Lies, Suffocation, Sunn O))), The Sword, Tarantula A.D., This Will Destroy You, Through the Eyes of the Dead, Titan, Torche, 25 Ta Life, Undying, Vital Remains, Vomit Remnants, Vulgar Pigeons, Weezer, Welcome The Plague Year, Westside Connection, Woburn House, Wormed

Movies:

Downfall, Swimming With Sharks, anything Tarantino, goodfellas, fight club, terminator 2, lion king...and the list goes on forever. I have a dvd collection that would make you cream your pants, and that totally includes the oscar snubbed Jean Claude Van Damme classic: Legionaire, which i got for free mind you.

Television:

simpsons, family guy, The adventures of Pete & Pete (one of the best shows EVER) Salute Your Shorts ( dvd soooon), adult swim (Especially Harvey Birdman). History channel, Weather channel, A&E, TLC, and the Discovery Channel are the only channels I watch now.

Books:

Nonfiction....anything on war and history. Especially topics on WWII.Graphic Novels ala Sin City series, Watchmen, Maus, V for Vendetta, The System. I also hope to get into Neil Gaiman's The Sandman series relatively soon.Roald Dahl, Alan Moore, Hunter S. Thompson, and C.S. Lewis are pretty awesome.Currently Reading: The Golden Compass

Heroes:

The paperclip from microsoft office for his determination, that fucker.Shigeru Miyamoto; a GOD among men.

My Blog

New Bike

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Posted by John on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:53:00 PST

WHININGGGGGGG

Mark Cuban- The Dallas Maverick's outtta control owner sums it up best: "I'm a whiner. I guess I finally have to admit it. I took a look back at the way I have lived my life, and I can't come to any o...
Posted by John on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:50:00 PST

NEW CAR!

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Blizzard Pics

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