Baron Von Crybaby aka MC Limpdick MEGA NIHILIST |
***UPDATE*** Since this blog went up Baron Von Crybaby has set his blogs to private, and is now writing screenplays for the Lifetime Network. He was last spotted in the hospital being treated for a ye...
Posted by Here I Am, BABY IN A MICROWAVE on Tue, 02 May 2006 10:11:00 PST |
Why are so many lameass nerds pretending to like OBITUARY? |
The XmikeX Obituary Timeline:
1996 - A 14 year old Mike Shea goes to Strawberries in Brockton to buy 2 of his first albums, Morbid Angel "Domination" and Obituary "World Demise". Everyone else wa...
Posted by Here I Am, BABY IN A MICROWAVE on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 07:16:00 PST |
Night of The Living Douche: Thoughts On Being Anti-Social |
antisocial (nt-sshl, nt-)adj.
Shunning the society of others; not sociable.
Hostile to or disruptive of the established social order; marked by or engaging in behavior that violates acce...
Posted by Here I Am, BABY IN A MICROWAVE on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 08:01:00 PST |
"Everyone in Allston Should Be Killed" |
I've lived in Massachusetts my whole life, I was born in Cambridge, lived in Watertown until I was a year old, spent 22 years in The City of Champions, moved to Quincy 3 months ago, and have worked in...
Posted by Here I Am, BABY IN A MICROWAVE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Girls: I don't want to be your boyfriend. Period. |
I don't want to be your boyfriend. I don't want to start a new relationship. I don't want to get to know you. I don't want to hear your childhood stories. I don't want to feel obliged to adopt your ta...
Posted by Here I Am, BABY IN A MICROWAVE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
You're straightedge?! You??! Are you fucking kidding me? |
You've convinced how many gullible slam pig scenester girls to let you impale them with that emo nerdass weiner of yours? Exactly. You fucking phony. You're only edge to be in a band. You're only in a...
Posted by Here I Am, BABY IN A MICROWAVE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
WWMSD: What would Mike Score do? |
last night i had this conversation....
Ed: ....Raybeez wouldn't have done that.
Me: Raybeez, what the fuck do I know about Raybeez? The question we all need to start asking is "What would Mike Sco...
Posted by Here I Am, BABY IN A MICROWAVE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I literally can't wait for a mega-tsunami....literally |
So according to a team of scientists, and the Discovery Channel (known collectively as Team Discovery Channel [maybe]) at some point this volcanic island off the coast of Africa (or one of the other i...
Posted by Here I Am, BABY IN A MICROWAVE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
"she would have been a good woman..." |
Hiram and Bobby Lee returned from the woods and stood over the ditch, looking down at the grandmother who half sat and half lay in a puddle of blood with her legs crossed under her like a child's and ...
Posted by Here I Am, BABY IN A MICROWAVE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
"The Real Deal" |
MYschism: i've decided i want to start a relationship based on pure lies
XihatebreathingX: do tell
MYschism: i didn't really think it through
MYschism: hahaha
MYschism: besides the basic name job ...
Posted by Here I Am, BABY IN A MICROWAVE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
