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JOHNNY ESKIMO POSTS FIRST SERIOUS BLOG EVERPromises to "never do it again"Lake Mary, Florida1 year ago Johnny Eskimo (AKA Chris Johnson) was sitting at a local Ale House with a friend that was an athe...
Posted by Johnny Eskimo on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:14:00 PST |
SONY PUNK'D THE WORLD |
SONY AND ASHTON KUTCHER PUNK'D THE WORLDReport by Johnny EskimoNovember 30th, 2006Less than a month after Sony released The much-hyped Playstation 3, Ken Kutaragi, president a...
Posted by Johnny Eskimo on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:31:00 PST |
POLITICIAN LOSES AND TURNS INTO ALIEN |
POLITICIAN LOSES ELECTION, TURNS INTO REPTILE AND FLIES BACK TO HOME PLANETReport by Johnny EskimoOrlando, FloridaDemocratic Sen. Bill Nelson cruised to re-election Tuesday, handing GOP rival Katherin...
Posted by Johnny Eskimo on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:56:00 PST |
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT |
JOHNNY ESKIMO ANNOUNCES GUBERNATORIAL CAMPAIGNReport by Jason Martin, Associated PressAltamonte Springs, FLSeptember 8th, 2006Sick and tired of broken promises and "leaders with a lack of vision", Orl...
Posted by Johnny Eskimo on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 10:51:00 PST |
LOCAL MEDIA OVER-EXAGGERATES STORM |
Report by Bink WhiskermanCentral Florida Eskimo Action News Team Lake County Correspondent
Central Florida- LOCAL MEDIA OVER- EXAGGERATES STORM In an unheard of turn of events, the Orlando Local Media...
Posted by Johnny Eskimo on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:08:00 PST |
Local Scientists Kicked Off Of Pluto |
"Say it ain't so International Astronomical Union!"Report by Johnny EskimoTurns out Pluto is not a planet anymore. On Wednesday, the ninth rock from the sun was stripped of its former status by the In...
Posted by Johnny Eskimo on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 09:47:00 PST |
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Listen, I don't want to sound like a sell-out. I think everybody knows that the only reason I am on this planet is to deliver news in an ethical, ma...
Posted by Johnny Eskimo on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 03:41:00 PST |
Pack of Wild Badgers Destroy Home Office |
PACK OF WILD BADGERS DESTROY ESKIMO ACTION NEWS HOME OFFICEReport by Johnny EskimoWhen veteran newsman Bink Whiskerman showed up for his first day of work at the Eskimo Action News Center, he was shoc...
Posted by Johnny Eskimo on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:40:00 PST |
28 Hurricanes Predicted in 30 Days |
28 HURRICANES PREDICTED TO HIT FLORIDA IN NEXT 30 DAYSEskimo Action News Team Invests Nearly $100 in the Future of Weather PredictionAn exclusive report by Johnny and "Tommy" EskimoMany people in Cent...
Posted by Johnny Eskimo on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 07:08:00 PST |
Number One Central Florida News Team Hires Top Reporter |
THE ESKIMO ACTION NEWS TEAM HIRES ACE REPORTER
After weeks of negotiations, Central Florida Eskimo Action News is proud to announce the hiring of one of the top reporters to ever grace an anchor desk,...
Posted by Johnny Eskimo on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 01:48:00 PST |
