Slaughtering baby ducklings with hammers in the shapes of human phalli while wearing a spiked man-thong whistling the theme to "Shaft." Oh, and long walks on the beach. If you got the time check out some of my work:
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This is in no paticular order (aside from alphabetical) and the parenthesis are albums i own by the artist, the boldness in the title indicates it's a special edition and the italicized text are dvds --
A Perfect Circle (Thirteenth Step, eMotive)
Audioslave (Audioslave, Out Of Exile, Revelations, Live in Cuba)
Breaking Benjamin
Chevelle (Wonder What's Next)
Curse Your Name
Disturbed (The Sickness, Believe, Ten Thousand Fists)
Drowning Pool (Sinner, Desensitized)
Element Eighty
Evanescence
David Gilmour (On An Island)
Godsmack (Godsmack, IV)
Gorillaz
Guilty By Association
Hellyeah (Hellyeah)
Killswitch Engage (Killswitch Engage, Alive or Just Breathing, The End of Heartache, (Set This) World Ablaze)
Korn (Korn, Life Is Peachy, Follow the Leader, Issues, Untouchables, Take a Look in the Mirror, See You on the Other Side)
Linkin Park (Hybrid Theory, Reanimation, Meteora, Minutes to Midnight, LPU 2.0)
Manntis
Matisyahu (Live at Stubb's)
Mudvayne (L.D. 50, The Beginning of All Things To End, The End of All Things to Come, All Access To All Things, Lost and Found, By The People For The People)
Mushroomhead (Mushroomhead, Super Buick, Remix 2000, M3, XX, XIII, Savior Sorrow)
Nine Inch Nails (Broken EP, Fixed, The Downward Spiral, Furthur Down The Spiral, The Fragile, Things Falling Apart, With Teeth, Year Zero, Y34RZ3R0R3M1X3D, Ghosts: I-IV)
Nirvana
Ozzy Osbourne
Papa Roach (Infest, lovehatetragedy, Getting Away With Murder)
Pink Floyd (Wish You Were Here)
P.O.D. (Testify)
Powerman 5000
Puddle of Mudd
Queens of the Stone Age (Songs for the Deaf)
Rage Against The Machine (The Battle Of Los Angeles)
Roadrunner United (The All-Star Sessions)
Rob Zombie (Hellbilly Deluxe, The Sinister Urge, Educated Horses)
Seether (Disclaimer II, Karma and Effect)
Sevendust (Animosity, Seasons, Next)
Shinedown (Us and Them)
Slipknot (Slipknot, Iowa, Disasterpieces,Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses, 9.0: Live)
Soil
Staind (Dysfunction, Break the Cycle, 14 Shades of Grey, Chapter V)
Static-X (Shadow Zone)
Stone Sour (Stone Sour, Come What(ever) May)
Sublime (40 oz. to Freedom, Sublime)
System of a Down (Toxicity, Steal this Album, Mezmerize, Hypnotize)
Tenacious D
To My Surprise
Tool (Undertow, 10,000 Days)
Trapt (Trapt)
Trivium (Ascendancy)
Velvet Revolver (Contraband)
etc.
16 Blocks
1984
The 40 Year-Old Virgin
American Gangster
American History X
Back to the Future
Batman Begins
The Big Lebowski
Black Hawk Down
Blade Runner
Borat
Children of Men
Citizen Kane
Clerks
Clerks II
Coffee and Cigarettes
Collateral
Crank
The Crow
The Dark Knight
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
The Departed
Dogma
Equilibrium
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
The Fifth Element
Fight Club
The Game
Ghostbusters
Gone In 60 Seconds
The Great Dictator
Grindhouse (now "Planet Terror" and "Death Proof" respectively, fucking Dimension...)
Halloween (2007, Rob Zombie)
The Hire (Short Films by BMW with Clive Owen)
Hitman
Hot Fuzz
Inside Man
Jackie Brown
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 and Vol. 2
Knocked Up
Mallrats
The Matrix
The Matrix Reloaded
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Mr. Brooks
Narc
Panic Room
The Prestige
Psycho (1960)
Pulp Fiction
The Punisher
Ray
Ronin
Running Scared
A Scanner Darkly
Se7en
Serenity
Shaun of the Dead
The Shawshank Redemption
Shoot 'em Up (campy as fuck but still good)
Sin City
Smokin' Aces
Spaceballs
The Spider-Man Trilogy
Star Wars (all the movies)
Superman Returns
The Terminal
Unbreakable
Unleashed
V for Vendetta
Waking Life
The Wall
X-Men
X2: X-Men United
X-Men: The Last Stand
Young Frankenstein
Zodiac
etc.
Video Games
Auto Modelista
Bioshock
Black
Duck Hunt
FlatOut 2
Grand Theft Auto III
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Hitman: Blood Money
Killzone
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Mario Paint
Megaman X
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence
Midnight Club 3: DUB Edition
Need for Speed Most Wanted
The New Super Mario Bros.
The Punisher
Resident Evil 2
Resident Evil Outbreak: File #2
Shinobi
Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario 3
Super Mario World
Tony Hawk Underground
Tony Hawk Underground 2
Tony Hawk American Wasteland
True Crime: Streets of L.A.
XIII
etc.
That '70s Show
Chapelle's Show
Clerks
Comedy Central Presents
Conan O'Brien
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
The Drew Carey Show
Family Guy
Firefly (oh yes, I'm a Browncoat)
Futurama
Heroes
Jeopardy!
Last Comic Standing
Law and Order
Law and Order: Criminal Intent
Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
MadTV
Saturday Night Live
Scrubs
South Park
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (both American and UK)
etc.
A Scanner Darkly
The Da Vinci Code
Invisible Monsters
Silent Bob Speaks
Sin City
V for Vendetta
Jesus Christ (he's a black, old school hippy -- why the fuck not?)
Kristiina Digesu aka Super Kris (a good friend of mine)
David Fincher
Maynard James Keegan
Frank Miller
Robert Rodriguez
Henry Rollins
Kevin Smith
Iriquois Plisken aka Solid Snake (if you have to ask you're a bastard)
Corey Taylor
V (from "V for Vendetta")
Bruce Wayne aka Batman ('cause Superman is a pansy in spanex)