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Sketch E. Whiteface

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About Me


Good evening children and welcome to my profile. My name is Sketch E. Whiteface but I am also known as Eddie, Jobe, Artimus Gallactus of the Galactic Gladiators (only at work), and fag (that's not right.) You may call me Sketch just because. Little bits about my tastes in music, movies and other propaganda can be found on the interests bar on the side. Other neat factoids about me is I work at Spencer's (yes, that store that sells fake poo and vibrators), I am quite friendly however if you start to piss me off I can bring the thunder on you, I'm fairly intelligent however it doesn't quite seem that way through my obscure ramblings, I write to no end it seems (reference to some of my blogs), and if you dare enter my realm by all means (pending the disclaimer above, message first before request.) I could continue to delve into who I am through my perspective but I'd rather let you be the judge and also if I were to write it all out I'm certain I'd crash the server.
Also I'm an aspiring film writer/director/actor/cinematographer/movie pimp. I've written nearly two dozen scripts (many which are uncompleted) and am currently in the post-production of two feature length independent films. I hope that one day my making of independent films takes me into the mainstream film industry. Here's hoping.
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Truth be told she's not a real model, but in my opinion with beauty like hers she should be. These days what constitutes as beauty is rather calloused and narrow (with narrow being quite literal.) When I think of women I think of an actual figure and not a pencil because let's face it, fucking pencils isn't very pleasing (unless you like having splinters inside you but that's another story.) So coincidently when I think that I think of my good, gorgeous, goddess friend Julie S(censored.) Now besides putting her here for other people praising I'm doing this to help her because she (mere opinion based on observations) like much of society has a very clouded perspective of what beautiful women should look like, which certainly isn't skin wrapped over bones and an eight of a tangerine for breast size. Like many females she doesn't have much self-confidence in her appearance yet if she truely knew how undyingly euphoric her physical presence was then she wouldn't look down on herself so much. Plus I'm a sucker for big boobs to be honest, and she certainly is a high flying candidate. (awkward pause) I'm gonna go over here now...
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My Interests

Slaughtering baby ducklings with hammers in the shapes of human phalli while wearing a spiked man-thong whistling the theme to "Shaft." Oh, and long walks on the beach. If you got the time check out some of my work:
deviantArt
Stickam
YouTube

I'd like to meet:

Kevin Smith, Corey Taylor, Simon Pegg, Jesse James, Jack Black, Ozzy Osbourne, Frank Miller, Dane Cook, Lewis Black, Jason Mewes, Jason Lee, Dan Brown, Stephen King, and anyone else who doesn't suck.

Music:

This is in no paticular order (aside from alphabetical) and the parenthesis are albums i own by the artist, the boldness in the title indicates it's a special edition and the italicized text are dvds --
A Perfect Circle (Thirteenth Step, eMotive)
Audioslave (Audioslave, Out Of Exile, Revelations, Live in Cuba)
Breaking Benjamin
Chevelle (Wonder What's Next)
Curse Your Name
Disturbed (The Sickness, Believe, Ten Thousand Fists)
Drowning Pool (Sinner, Desensitized)
Element Eighty
Evanescence
David Gilmour (On An Island)
Godsmack (Godsmack, IV)
Gorillaz
Guilty By Association
Hellyeah (Hellyeah)
Killswitch Engage (Killswitch Engage, Alive or Just Breathing, The End of Heartache, (Set This) World Ablaze)
Korn (Korn, Life Is Peachy, Follow the Leader, Issues, Untouchables, Take a Look in the Mirror, See You on the Other Side)
Linkin Park (Hybrid Theory, Reanimation, Meteora, Minutes to Midnight, LPU 2.0)
Manntis
Matisyahu (Live at Stubb's)
Mudvayne (L.D. 50, The Beginning of All Things To End, The End of All Things to Come, All Access To All Things, Lost and Found, By The People For The People)
Mushroomhead (Mushroomhead, Super Buick, Remix 2000, M3, XX, XIII, Savior Sorrow)
Nine Inch Nails (Broken EP, Fixed, The Downward Spiral, Furthur Down The Spiral, The Fragile, Things Falling Apart, With Teeth, Year Zero, Y34RZ3R0R3M1X3D, Ghosts: I-IV)
Nirvana
Ozzy Osbourne
Papa Roach (Infest, lovehatetragedy, Getting Away With Murder)
Pink Floyd (Wish You Were Here)
P.O.D. (Testify)
Powerman 5000
Puddle of Mudd
Queens of the Stone Age (Songs for the Deaf)
Rage Against The Machine (The Battle Of Los Angeles)
Roadrunner United (The All-Star Sessions)
Rob Zombie (Hellbilly Deluxe, The Sinister Urge, Educated Horses)
Seether (Disclaimer II, Karma and Effect)
Sevendust (Animosity, Seasons, Next)
Shinedown (Us and Them)
Slipknot (Slipknot, Iowa, Disasterpieces,Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses, 9.0: Live)
Soil
Staind (Dysfunction, Break the Cycle, 14 Shades of Grey, Chapter V)
Static-X (Shadow Zone)
Stone Sour (Stone Sour, Come What(ever) May)
Sublime (40 oz. to Freedom, Sublime)
System of a Down (Toxicity, Steal this Album, Mezmerize, Hypnotize)
Tenacious D
To My Surprise
Tool (Undertow, 10,000 Days)
Trapt (Trapt)
Trivium (Ascendancy)
Velvet Revolver (Contraband)
etc.

Movies:

16 Blocks
1984
The 40 Year-Old Virgin
American Gangster
American History X
Back to the Future
Batman Begins
The Big Lebowski
Black Hawk Down
Blade Runner
Borat
Children of Men
Citizen Kane
Clerks
Clerks II
Coffee and Cigarettes
Collateral
Crank
The Crow
The Dark Knight
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
The Departed
Dogma
Equilibrium
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
The Fifth Element
Fight Club
The Game
Ghostbusters
Gone In 60 Seconds
The Great Dictator
Grindhouse (now "Planet Terror" and "Death Proof" respectively, fucking Dimension...)
Halloween (2007, Rob Zombie)
The Hire (Short Films by BMW with Clive Owen)
Hitman
Hot Fuzz
Inside Man
Jackie Brown
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 and Vol. 2
Knocked Up
Mallrats
The Matrix
The Matrix Reloaded
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Mr. Brooks
Narc
Panic Room
The Prestige
Psycho (1960)
Pulp Fiction
The Punisher
Ray
Ronin
Running Scared
A Scanner Darkly
Se7en
Serenity
Shaun of the Dead
The Shawshank Redemption
Shoot 'em Up (campy as fuck but still good)
Sin City
Smokin' Aces
Spaceballs
The Spider-Man Trilogy
Star Wars (all the movies)
Superman Returns
The Terminal
Unbreakable
Unleashed
V for Vendetta
Waking Life
The Wall
X-Men
X2: X-Men United
X-Men: The Last Stand
Young Frankenstein
Zodiac
etc.
Video Games Auto Modelista
Bioshock
Black
Duck Hunt
FlatOut 2
Grand Theft Auto III
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Hitman: Blood Money
Killzone
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Mario Paint
Megaman X
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence
Midnight Club 3: DUB Edition
Need for Speed Most Wanted
The New Super Mario Bros.
The Punisher
Resident Evil 2
Resident Evil Outbreak: File #2
Shinobi
Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario 3
Super Mario World
Tony Hawk Underground
Tony Hawk Underground 2
Tony Hawk American Wasteland
True Crime: Streets of L.A.
XIII
etc.

Television:


That '70s Show
Chapelle's Show
Clerks
Comedy Central Presents
Conan O'Brien
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
The Drew Carey Show
Family Guy
Firefly (oh yes, I'm a Browncoat)
Futurama
Heroes
Jeopardy!
Last Comic Standing
Law and Order
Law and Order: Criminal Intent
Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
MadTV
Saturday Night Live
Scrubs
South Park
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (both American and UK)
etc.

Books:

A Scanner Darkly
The Da Vinci Code
Invisible Monsters
Silent Bob Speaks
Sin City
V for Vendetta

Heroes:

Jesus Christ (he's a black, old school hippy -- why the fuck not?)
Kristiina Digesu aka Super Kris (a good friend of mine)
David Fincher
Maynard James Keegan
Frank Miller
Robert Rodriguez
Henry Rollins
Kevin Smith
Iriquois Plisken aka Solid Snake (if you have to ask you're a bastard)
Corey Taylor
V (from "V for Vendetta")
Bruce Wayne aka Batman ('cause Superman is a pansy in spanex)

My Blog

The Good Master Only In This Twilight Of Discipline

Hey, kids. This isn't one of my really long entries detailing sweet nothings as I rip apart pop culture, that's in the link I'm about to mention. As you know I'm now writing for RKNet and I tossed up ...
Posted by Sketch E. Whiteface on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:16:00 PST

A Blog on a New Blog? MADNESS!

Quick little blurb kids. I'm now no longer blogging exclusively for free on here, I am now a paid blogger to the fresh RandomKitty.net (no, it's not a pornographic site.) The site is infantile at this...
Posted by Sketch E. Whiteface on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:11:00 PST

Pure Fucking Mayhem -- Review of the Rockstar Mayhem Festival w/ Disturbed & Slipknot

      Greetings children, I return with another message from the beyond. This time the beyond will be classified as Mansfield, MA. The reason as to why the beyond is there is ...
Posted by Sketch E. Whiteface on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 07:54:00 PST

Scrapbook

Had a bunch of random thoughts that I felt like sharing, some logical and some just for kicks. A couple could herald under the random rants blogs but fuck it. Enjoy.   I would hate to go to ninja...
Posted by Sketch E. Whiteface on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:17:00 PST

Steampunk Revolution

Hey kids, another whoring moment. My friend Penn Bear a little while ago introduced me into steampunk, which for those of you who don't know imagine the '50s and wild west blended, lots of rust and th...
Posted by Sketch E. Whiteface on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 08:22:00 PST

Superhero, Anomaly, Friend

      Alas, the masked counterculturalist returns for an episode of big words and rantings of sweet nothings while constantly dropping movie references. Eh, maybe. Who knows h...
Posted by Sketch E. Whiteface on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:31:00 PST

This Side Up: Relapse (Extended Cut)

Oh yes, not even a week and I'm fucking with the original trying to make it better, faster, stronger, queer-er. After I got some feedback from a couple blokes close to home I decided to give another c...
Posted by Sketch E. Whiteface on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:26:00 PST

THIS SIDE UP: RELAPSE (MY FIRST FUCKING MOVIE)

YOU HEARD ME RIGHT CUNTS! For once I'm not announcing an upcoming project, I'm announcing one already DONE. This is aimed as an entry into the Nine Inch Nails film festival on YouTube. Go watch it, co...
Posted by Sketch E. Whiteface on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 05:25:00 PST

Seven Words

      As many of you know another icon has left this plane and probably way too soon. Or as Jon Stewart phrased it before the moment of zen, "I'm really tired when people we need leave us." You and me...
Posted by Sketch E. Whiteface on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:18:00 PST

Forget To Remember

WARNING: I almost typed "Foghat to Remember" in the subject heading. Figured I'd throw this up in here. This is a recording I did of Mudvayne's "Forget To Remember" off their "Lost and Found" album as...
Posted by Sketch E. Whiteface on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:08:00 PST