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About Me

I am working on becoming a professional wrestler. I currently wrestle or have wrestled in the past for NECW, WWW, FRW, RSE, TRP, WSU, NWA On Fire, Chaotic Wrestling, ASW, and WFA, with a few other promotions thrown in. I also have a boot fetish, I love 80's pop and hair metal, I can't swim, I love to fish, I have better form lifting weights than the average gym douchebag, I love cake in any form (right now I'm partial to maple whoopie pies), I'm a sucker for tattoos and piercings, I love a man with long hair, I'm a neat freak, I'm pro-porn, I was the "ugly duckling", I love organization, I hate stupidity and mediocrity, I love texting and send grammatically perfect messages, I overuse commas, I'm highly impatient, I always eat breakfast, I'm addicted to Dunkin' Donuts coffee and egg and cheese sandwiches, I have a crush on Peter Packard and Christopher Hall, I have many acquaintaces but few friends, and I'm obsessed with my own ass. Want to know more? Go to www.mistressbelmont.com.
Mistress Belmont vs Vanity Vixxxen - Rochester, NH, 3-13-09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MYnbZDMZ9Q
Once again, because it's so ridiculously cool...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R61cCBUWNQM
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My Blog

Everyone needs a hero. I have four.

Under my list of heroes here on my myspace page your blue-haired Mistress has a list of four people that are very important to me for different reasons.  If you have had the opportunity to meet any of...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:25:00 GMT

Signs you're old

The Mistress' good friend Susan was lamenting not long ago that she was old, and it got me to thinking about what makes a person old, or elderly.  I've heard 30-year-olds piss and moan about their age...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 14:31:00 GMT

Saying goodbye to an old friend...

For the past eleven years your not-so-humble Mistress has been singing the praises of her favorite video game series, Metal Gear Solid.  For the ignorant, MGS chronicles the life of a genetically engi...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 12:00:00 GMT

Does your car make you a douchebag? Read here and find out!

Whilst conversing with my compadres at The Newsshop my buddy Dan brought up the question, "Do girls really think a guy is more attractive if he drives a really nice car?"  Apparently this question aro...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:33:00 GMT

Bathroom habits, the mentally challenged, and so much more!

Once again your not-so-humble Mistress is back with a list of questions that make me wonder how the stupid survive in the world.  I'm faced with the daily challenges of dealing with these people and n...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 07:25:00 GMT

It's my one-year anniversary on myspace. Oh God...

Whilst showering this morning I realized that it has now been a year since I finally gave into the pressure and began this myspace page.  I can definitely see why people enjoy it, in that it has becom...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 11:31:00 GMT

My list of classics, and they don't include the 70's...

For the past week now your not-so-humble Mistress has had the place to herself, so little Samus and Sigint have been treated to some early-morning warblings from their adopted momma.  It was during th...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:55:00 GMT

Meeting Chris Hall = Belmont can die happy and other crap

First of all I'd like to thank everyone that sent me birthday messages, be it here on myspace or through texts.  I hope you all had a great Valentine's Day and got laid.  To those who forgot my birthd...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 07:38:00 GMT

Proof that stupidity sometimes lasts indefinitely

Your not-so-humble Mistress has found a renewed interest in something that goes back many years - to 1993, actually - and to this day angers me to no end.  It was in that year that three teenage boys ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 10:50:00 GMT

I should resolve to stop making resolutions

This is the first year that The Mistress has set out to make a serious new year's resolution.  I usually hate them, only because the average idiot's resolve generally is to get into shape, thus floodi...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 07:44:00 GMT