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Filthy Ri¢h™

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

what is it is? what it do? if you dont already know me... then you def should... im one of no wait scratch that... the coolest person you will ever meet.. perhaps some might even say the "illest muthafucka this side of the mississippi river."i kid you not... shiiit... i'm 25, single and i live in north laurel, md. work full-time (restaurant industry). im a full time baller, dork burger and all around great fella. i have a very strong personality. i talk to much. im funny. i am a sarcastic dry-humored asshole. get over it. i like boys, a lot. white boys, jew boys, hispanic/latin boys a def +. im a picses if that means anything to you. i love to dance. i love to get down. i love house music. i'm known for my precision with witty humor. i have many witty one-liners that im know for dropping from time-2-time. my presence is always known at a party. im quite the afficianado of dark chocolate. im allergic to tuna and codine. i smoke a lot of weed and drink a lot of tequila & dark rum. drinking is fun =)
well if you have any questions, comments or concerns please feel free to contact me at your earliest convience
oh yeah, i don't have a gag reflex:)
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F I N L A N D
M A R Y L A N D
"I'm from Maryland. We're not the south, nor do we have an accent. We're also not New England. We're the Mid-Atlantic. It's soda, not pop. It's a sub, not a hoagie. It's the beach, not the shore, and we drink water not "wooder." It's acceptable to say, "Where yall goin?" Short for "Where are you going?" It's a pizza, not a pie and we're not hicks. It's DC not Washington. We know what bad traffic really looks like, how to use a traffic circle, and how to pump our own gas. It's not unusual to eat at a restaurant with no shirts, no shoes, and your boat parked out front. We love crabs, corn, beer and snowballs. I'm from Maryland."
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My Interests

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What type of gay guy are you?

You are the horny type! You want to fuck all the time. You've been known to pass your cock or ass around. You don't remember a single guy's name, but remember the month and day you fucked him.
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music,house, deep house, breaks, speed garage, funk, disco, urban dance culture, edm, turntablism, bboys, puerto ricans, brazilians, columbians, jew boys, mariah carey, locking, popping, tasks, break dancing, grafitti, nyet, parties, freestyle dance, crunk, clubs, hate crimes, sex, group sex, making fun of people to their face, vip, pain killers, uppers, tequila, dark rum, grand marnier, hot boys, straight boys, porn, sean cody, sx video, falcon, cobra video, studio 2000, spinning records,puma, lacoste, triple 5 soul, nyc, peurto ricans, columbians, horror movies, washington dc, maryland, jerking off, phone sex, bulldogs, fashion, set ups

I'd like to meet:

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stylish, pimpin, big ballin, sexy ass fellas that are sarcastic assholes... mariah carey: cause i have this very unhealthy infatuation with her... like seriosly... i'll admit to it. househeads. tasky bitches, trailor trash white boys. puerto ricans. columbians. brazilians.wendy pepper. str8 boys. michael ian black. hot boys. chelsea handler. drug dealers. anyone that likes to get down... on the dance floor or down and dirty. sarcastic shit talkers. pimps. playaz. chad michael murray. justin timberlake. daddy yankee. Bring on the haters! anyone that can keep up with me......oh yeah if you say the word "boi" i DO NOT WANT TO MEET YOU... that is soo fucking gay... and like annoying... and common...this message will self-destruct in 30 seconds...

*kaboom*

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Music:



H O U S E
M U S I C carl michaels, miguel migs, dj heather, dj diz, mazi, thomas saahs, swirl people, all good funk alliance, johnny fiasco, kaskade, king britt, jay j, marques wyatt, jt donaldson, ian pooley, mark farina, joey negro, andy caldwell, east coast boogiemen, matt sanborn, keenan, jay west, tom b., scott henry, erick morillo, derrick carter, dubtribe

D E E P
H O U S E
B R E A K
B E A T S dj icey, hybrid, mark forrest,

S P E E D
G A R A G E
(2)T W O
S T E P
H I P-H O P/R N B
& P O P mariah carey, christina aguelera, jojo, john mayer, stevie wonder, chuck brown, bel biv devo, mario, elliott yamin, c+c music factory, common, talib kweli, missy elliott, ciara, amerie, heather headley,

Movies:

ferris bueller's day off, bachelor party, splash, legend, whats eating gilbert grape, dancer in the dark, the royal tenenbaums, KIDS, spun, dark crystal, crash, wet hot american summer, brokedown palace, wierd science, 54, urban legend, sin city, the color purple, duck tales: the movie, great expectations, too wong foo, thanks for everything... julie newmar, borat, another gay movie

Television:

chelsea lately, the science channel, discovery times, e!, bravo, A&E, best week ever, south park, the nanny, fat actress, the restaurant, i love new york, charm school, big love, crank yankers, porn, elimidate, six feet under, the oc, soul train, the real world, project runway wonder showzen, understanding, murphy brown, my so-called life, undressed, the wonder years, the chelsea handler show, hogan knows best

Books:

porno, barely legel porn, underage porn, 1984, the color purple, the glass managerie, disco bloodbath, last night a dj saved my life

Heroes:

um... anyone with a tanning bed, no gag-relfex, the tasky trio, fat cocks, kelly, anyone hot & loaded... gee wiz im shallow, melisslut, mary alvarado, diep, rachel, shang master flex, neil, jojo, whorin' lauren aka lawrence, oh yeah the people that work at the cvs on dupont circle

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My Blog

E=MC²

just in case you didn't already know, but as of yesterday everyone reading this should havbe picked up the new mariah record.... that shit is mad dope.... fresh sounds... smooth melodies and notes to ...
Posted by Filthy Ri¢h" on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:59:00 PST

nyc 4 nye

so its confirmed... i just booked my tickets for my annual nye extravangza with my bff melisslut & senor mikey of the housey house turntables... leaving friday the 28th and coming back around thes...
Posted by Filthy Ri¢h" on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:28:00 PST

nyc 4 nye

so its confirmed... i just booked my tickets for my annual nye extravangza with my bff melisslut & senor mikey of the housey house turntables... leaving friday the 28th and coming back around thes...
Posted by Filthy Ri¢h" on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:28:00 PST

dos chicas un dedo

just when you think the fun has stopped... it hasnt.... mmm www.2girls1finger.comaim - justmoveurbody
Posted by Filthy Ri¢h" on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 07:58:00 PST

hot mess: volume 2 (the mini series)

i can still kinda dance after like 5 percosets and a handle of bacardi. funny =) ...
Posted by Filthy Ri¢h" on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:54:00 PST

hot mess: volume 1 ( the mini series )

what the fuck is going on here?hate? aim - justmoveurbody...
Posted by Filthy Ri¢h" on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:14:00 PST

2 girls 1 cup

omg so i just had ot put this in a blog... how can you not talk about this video? holy "shit"http://cupchicks.com/cupchicks.phpaim - justmoveurbody
Posted by Filthy Ri¢h" on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 06:03:00 PST

jenkem

all i have to say is what ever happened to good ole' crystal meth?check this shit out...http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/1105072jenk em1.jpgi mean c'mon everyones doin' it...
Posted by Filthy Ri¢h" on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 07:22:00 PST

introducing leona lewis

if you havent heard the voice... you probably havent heard the name... indeed it is none other than Leona Lewis... if you are not familiar with her... she was the winner of the 3rd season of ever so p...
Posted by Filthy Ri¢h" on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 03:02:00 PST

november nyettiness

as i sit here and download my daily bareback pornography... i take a moment to take a gander outside... and my mind is drowned with thoughts suchs as "why the fuck is it dark at 530pm" and how much th...
Posted by Filthy Ri¢h" on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 02:44:00 PST