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Lord Clarence McDonnell & his Lovely Assistant

HEEYAH HEEYAH HEEYAH!!!

About Me

Esoterically yours.

My Interests

adventures, alligators, altoids, the american dream, animals, animation, anime, antiques, architecture, art collecting, art history, the astral plane, astrology, astronomy, attics, australia, baseball, biology, the beach, beer, Ben & Jerry's, blunts, buried treasure, burning things, Canada, candy, canoes, cars, castle, cathedrals, cheesecake, cheez-its, cherry coke, chicken, chillin', chinese food, Christmas, clarinet, coca-cola classic, coffee table books, coin collecting, color theory, comics, crafts, dessert, diablo ii, diners, disney, doodling, drawing, dreams, drinking games, driving, eating, elephants, existentialism, fall fashion, the farside, faux finish painting, felines, film making, fireworks, fishing, flamingos, Florida, food, free stuff, friends, frisbee, furniture, gardening, gary larson, gatorland, gaugin, geology, getting stuff in the mail, ghost stories, gingerbread castle, the gothbook, Goth people, greenhouses, hamlet, handwriting, historical fiction, history, hoberman sphere, horticulture, illustration, ingenuity, italian food, journalism, keyboard, key lime pie, kleptomania, laughter, the legend of zelda, lighthouses, limericks, long beach island, looney tunes, m.c. escher, magic the gathering, maleficent, marvel vs. capcom 2, material acquistion, matisse, May, metroid, minutae, miyamoto, momentos, monopoly, movies, museums, music, mythology, new clothes, new experiences, new jersey, new wave music, new york city, newark NJ, nintendo, novelties, oddities, open-mindedness, organized crime, originality, painting, periodic table of elements, pets, philadelphia, photo albums, photography, pizza, play station 2, portwine cheddar, postcards, pot, punk rock, prank phonecalls, rollercoasters, salvador dali, sarcasm, satire, screenwriting, sculpture, seaside heights, sega genesis, September, severe weather, short stories, shrimp scampi, the simpsons, singing, six flags, skankenfest, skateboarding, skylines, smoking, snow, song parodies, song writing, soul calibur ii, souvenirs, spring, stand-up comedy, stained glass windows, the Statue of Liberty, stickers, storm chasing, street art, super smash brothers melee, summer, Texas Toast, thrill seeking, tim burton, tiramisu, the Titanic, topiary, toys, transcendentalism, travel, trivial pursuit, tropical fish, van gogh, video games, voice acting, watercolor, waterfront property, weed, weird al, weird nj, winter, word origins, world domination, World War I & II, writing..

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I'd like to meet:

Not just anybody

Music:

Ace of Base, Aerosmith, The B-52's, Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Beck, Beethoven, Bernard Herrmann, Billy Idol, Billy Joel, Black Flag, Blonde Redhead, Blondie,The Cardigans, Choking Victim, Classical/Orchestral music, Classic Rock, Cream, DANNY ELFMAN, David Bowie, The Descendents, The Doors, Duran Duran, Film Music, Guns N Roses, The Helio Sequence, Holst, Jefferson Airplane, Metallica, The Misfits, Mozart, New Wave Music, NOFX, The Offspring, Operation Ivy, Ozzy, Paris Combo, Pink Floyd, Prokofiev, Punk Rock, Queen, Radiohead, Rancid, The Salsoul Orchestra, Saint-Saens, Shostakovich, The Specials, Stone Temple Pilots, Stravinsky, Sublime, Tchaikovsky, Ted Weems &; His Orchestra, Twisted Sister, Weezer, Weird Al, ZZ Top & many more

Movies:

Airplane!, Alice in Wonderland, American Beauty, American History X, Batman, Batman Returns, Beauty & the Beast, But I'm a Cheerleader, Dirty Pretty Things, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissorhands, Euro Trip, Go, Fight Club, Hostel, Indiana Jones and the Lost Arc & Last Crusade, Jurassic Park, Kill Bill, L.A. Confidential, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Fritz Lang's Metropolis, Napoleon Dynamite, Office Space, The Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Requiem for a Dream, Rules of Attraction, The Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, Silence of the Lambs, Sin City, Sleeping Beauty, Sleepy Hollow, Spiderman, Terminator II, There's Something About Mary, Tomcats, Total Recall, Wayne's World I & II, The Wizard of Oz

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Chapelle Show, Clerks the Animated Series, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Duck Tales, Family Guy, Inuyasha, Law & Order, Law & Order: SVU, Married... with Children, MXC, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, The Simpsons ... I don't actively pursue Television programs any longer though.

Books:

Hamlet by William Shakespeare, The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver, Wiseblood by Flannery O'Connor, Of Mice & Men by John Steinbeck, The Oxford Book of American Short Stories, The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald, Hailstones and Halibut Bones by Mary O'Neil, The Lonely Ones by William Steig, The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer, The Farside Galleries by Gary Larson, Heckedy Peg by Audrey Wood, Phonecalls by R.L. Stein

Heroes:

Your results:
You are Superman Superman 70% The Flash 60% Catwoman 60% Robin 55% Iron Man 55% Spider-Man 50% Supergirl 50% Green Lantern 50% Wonder Woman 40% Hulk 40% Batman 30% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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