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Mephastophilis

Don't taze me bro! I worked too hard for this black booty

About Me


Try the BEST MySpace Editor and MySpace Backgrounds at MySpace Toolbox !My name is AMANDA! Lately I've learned a lot in life. You can't sit around and wait for things to happen, you have to work for it. I'm 20 years old and enjoying the fuck out of life :D I'm attached to this crazy wicked guy who knows me all too well and loves me for the crazy, mood swinger chick I am. I have great friends who are real and awesome and would eat there way through a pile of chinese food for me. WORD TO THE WISE: Mexican Pizzas at Ricardos are fucking huge so make sure you have a teammate. Swimming while intoxicated is not a good idea. Church parking lots seem to be the spot these days. And no one is perfect so if you're gonna judge people, do it in a court room retard. I have big dreams and I'm not letting anybody hold me down. Oh No, I got to keep on movin!**This Right Herrre be my number one hoe. We've had each others backs since the 4th grade and not many people understand me as well as she does. We do everything together and we won't lie, we hate each others guts sometimes, but the love will never die...we've been in trouble together, gone through shitty ass relationships and breakdowns together, and laughed until we've pissed our pants together. I'm so grateful for this betch that I would seriously do anything for her. Hoes before Decks* Sluts are cool** This right hurrrr be my right nut. She is my only fellow honkey friend and I love her like no other. We make people jealous with our super rad skills and DO NOT try to claim us as playas! We just crush a lot:D She's got so much love in her heart and she's been there for me more times then I can count...if you ever find those underwear give me a call<3 Without her, there would be no bean burrito<3**Free Myspace Graphics Fantasy Contact Tables provided by .comMY LOVERS

My Interests

I'm interested in people who only expect from you, what they are willing to do for themselves...get my drift.What You Waiting For ( Alice In Wonderland)
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I'd like to meet:

GWEN STEFANIMY #1 Idol, GWEN STEFANI and the boys of NO DOUBT, I've loved them since I was 8 years old, and not a day's goes by that I don't listen to the music!

Music:

Anything I can DANCE too
Anything I can CRY too
Anything I can DRINK or SMOKE too
ANYTHING BITCH
My favorite band ever is No Doubt! Not Your Everyday GirlNo DoubtThe Vincent Black ShadowLacuna Coil

Movies:

ROMEO AND JULIETSUMMER LOVIN, ANYONE!!! GREASE IS THE BEST!!! and then funny ones like, SUPERSTAR (ur horrible!) and A Night at the Roxbury, The Sweetest Thing, and White Chicks:) and then all the sappy women movies such as, The Divine Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood, and Steel Magnolias, and Pretty Woman! The Tear Jerkers:) And then haha just kidding i just like movies ok?!

Television:

TV Sucks...Take the quiz:
Which Victoria's Secret Angel are you?

Tyra Banks
You are easygoing, sweet, and care for others!

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Books:

I love F. Scott Fitzgerald, partly because I'm facsinated with his era of time and because he can write these amazing books that take you back to a simpler, wilder time where flappers and rich drunks were 'in'. THE GREAT GATSBY is my favorite. Memoirs of a Geisha, The Davinci Code. I also like Truman Capote, In Cold Blood gave me chills and I'm currently looking for Breakfast at Tiffany's.
You Belong in Rome
You're a big city girl with a small town heart
Which is why you're attracted to the romance of Rome
Strolling down picture perfect streets, cappuccino in hand
And gorgeous Italian men - could life get any better? What City Do You Belong In?

Heroes:

CIARA NICOLE ASH ANGEL MATTHEW DUSTIN KENNY NESSA ROSTRO KERRIBEAR SABBY MADONNA CHER GWEN STEFANI... <3 The ones who give me strength, the ones who've turned my tears into snot bubbles and laughter, the ones who've forgiven me, the ones who are always there no matter what the hell is going on...I love you guys<3

My Blog

Articulations

Love is patient; love is kind; love is not envious or boastful or arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice in wrongdoing, but rejoices...
Posted by Mephastophilis on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:21:00 PST

shallow depression

God made the lacrimal fossa for a reason When the emotions are tired of being poked and proddedWe flush them all away through a sea of salt waterAnd often times it just leaves your shirt stainedAnd y...
Posted by Mephastophilis on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 09:50:00 PST

Endomorphism

Do not compare and contrast. If I'm not in first place I refuse to be last. I don't live by delegated writing style. But I'll say anything to make you smile. This beautiful creation was not my intent....
Posted by Mephastophilis on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:24:00 PST

Institutions make the persons

A daycare center for students... Keep us busy with pens and paper And the juices flowing in our brain Prepare us for the real world With skills boasted in vain Just don't release us til we'r...
Posted by Mephastophilis on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:26:00 PST

WAY TOO FUCKING HAPPY!

Life did a 360...I'm so fucking happy lately it's unbelievable. Not to rub it in but I really thought shit was gonna hit rock bottom and then bam! I don't know what I did to deserve anything, but it d...
Posted by Mephastophilis on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:16:00 PST

elephant skin

Everyone thinks it's so cute to grow their hair long and put the world on mute or drink til you rely on the juice that puts you in a better mood as a woman i've tried everything One day I'll prob...
Posted by Mephastophilis on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 10:35:00 PST

When i get the time...

http://www.worldwideschool.org/library/books/lit/poetry/phan tasmagoriaandotherpoems/chap1.html
Posted by Mephastophilis on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:30:00 PST

THINGS TO DO FOOL!

1. APPLY FOR FAFSA!2. Make an appointment with advisor3. Pay off the stupid CAC bill so I can go back.4. Take Kenny to the zoo 5. Find a sugar daddy6. EXERCISE OR DIE7. Buy some sunglasses8. Stop spen...
Posted by Mephastophilis on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:50:00 PST

Hey lover, why the gun?

They're all looking for conversation I can't makeThese time killer words just feel all too fakeSo forgive me if I'm content in the silenceHe's not just "tired", it's inner violenceHow long can he trul...
Posted by Mephastophilis on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:17:00 PST

Some good shit

When you drink enough it steals your memoryAnd you often wake up wondering friend or enemy?It doesn't take much to induct one into slaveryEspecially after a night with the virgin mary...
Posted by Mephastophilis on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:31:00 PST