Donnie

i am from the bahamas, a small island nation off the coast of equatorial africa. we are but a simple folk, we island lot. by day we swim with the friendly dolphin, shake hands with the roustabout sea cucumber, and lounge about smoking opium filled hookahs while being fed grapes and other fine finger foods by exquisitely endowed, always-nude, young tanned lasses. lots of lasses. by night we join the throngs of pleasure seeking indiginous folk drinking island rum straight from the bottle and dancing the crazy dance of love. and rum. then, when we have had our fill of rum, dance, and wild orgie-like sex... and spinach dip, then, we roast a freshly hunted wild boar that the men have brought back to the village. as the hog roasts we share stories of ancestors bravery and valor such as Granpa Joe's tragically heroic battle with Ol' One Fin - the most vicious barracuda to surf the 6.37 seas, or how Jimmy threw the rock at that big boar that time, or sometimes we share spinach dip recipes (hint: try artichokes). then as the sun comes up over the north west horizon, we fill our guts on fresh roasted boar's meat and pass out in the sand with the grease and hair sticking to our faces and chests. after this, we get up and do it again (we sleep til like 12 first though, then we get up and do it again). so, as you can tell our island life is simple, uneventful, and pretty quiet... which is just the way we like it.

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