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Grantamatic!

I like my women like my coffee, grounded up and in the freezer.

About Me

I'm a big goof who doesn't go outside enough for fresh air. I'm currently camped out in Elk Grove and that ain't bad. It beats the hell out of the Bay Area. Anyway, I like going out and about causing trouble, which is ironic because I never go out. I'll never turn down a movie, no matter how crappy it is. In my spare time I love to paint, draw, and pretty much anything that has to do with the arts.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet... hell I don't know, I'm easy. I'll talk to anyone.

Music:

I lean more towards the rock spectrum of music. I'll pretty much listen to anything that sparks an emotion or just gets the blood pumping. Some bands that I like are System of a Down, Powerman 5000, Nickelback, Real Big Fish, Rob Zombie, and a ton more that I can't think of.

Movies:

Any movie that can entertain me for 2 hours and make me not worry about my day to day grind, I'll watch. Some of my Favs are: Army of Darkness, Reservoir Dogs, Identity, Hellboy, The Big Libowski, and PCU.

Television:

Not too much time for the tube. I am addicted to Bullrun and Heroes right now. I figure if it's worth watching, it'll come out on dvd and I'll snag it there.

Books:

There's never enough books to be read. You think you have plenty then you run out! I just kicked my Stephen King binge, thank god. Anyway, I'm a book junkie, so I'll read anything short of Romance or crazy assed Autobiographies!

Heroes:

My Father. I never realized how much he really did in life until he was gone. Everyday I wish that I can grow up to be just like him. He was a real flesh and blood hero. Secound place hero? Ryan Hofer, that crazy kid puts up with my crap on a daily basis and still hasn't killed me yet. That's gotta count for something.

My Blog

Pain Filled Update

So, here's a quick run down of what I've been up to lately... 1) Killed my work truck some how. The engine was acting up on me, so I turned it in to the 'Mechs'. Well, it seems there's more then just ...
Posted by Grantamatic! on Thu, 17 May 2007 04:16:00 PST

Crap it's Summer!

Hello and Goodbye boys and girls! It's summer time so that means my life and soul are now own by my work. Wave goodbye to long weekends and welcome in ten hour days six to seven days a week. Fragin' m...
Posted by Grantamatic! on Sat, 12 May 2007 02:29:00 PST

Damn my hands!

Frigin' Fragin' no good rotten... These fragin' hands of mine are going to be the death of me. Lately they've been crapping out on me and that's no good. I've had all these wonderful ideas in my head ...
Posted by Grantamatic! on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:30:00 PST

Experience is Everything

Bruce is god and he okay'ed my deodorant. ...
Posted by Grantamatic! on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:17:00 PST

My work truck tried to kill me!

Howdy all? How are you? Me? I'm doing pretty damn good since summer is over. Ya for my side! Anywho little something happened to me today so I thought I'd share: I always thought my work truck hated m...
Posted by Grantamatic! on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:18:00 PST

Runnin' around!

Kick ass! My first two day weekend in months! I'm as happy as... hell I don't know I'm just happy. More then happy! Why am I grumpy then? I fragin' woke up at five in the frigin' morning! Eh, damn you...
Posted by Grantamatic! on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:31:00 PST

Cleanin' out the friends

So, this weekend I'm going to be doing some cleaning. Cleanin' the house, cleanin' my closet, cleanin' my car, the fridge, the spare room, and so on and so forth. So, I thought to myself while I'm at ...
Posted by Grantamatic! on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 12:46:00 PST

My friend, God

Me and God broke bread at McDonalds, and he thinks baby cows are funny. I'll explain...
Posted by Grantamatic! on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 06:32:00 PST

Quick Updates

Here we go: 1) Car died, hasn't gone Jesus yet. 2) My Spider Died, Gordon got a cat and dog 3) I've been stuck out in Florin for work, I don't like Florin 4) Heat is cooling down, thank God! 5) No tim...
Posted by Grantamatic! on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 04:23:00 PST

The Return of the Pimpsquad


Posted by Grantamatic! on Wed, 10 May 2006 01:20:00 PST