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Kim's....not all there

Dear Lord, keep your arm around my shoulders, and your hand firmly over my mouth....mmnn

About Me

Ok, intro to the hum drum life. Born and rasied in suburbia America and will probably die there...but that's ok as long as I meet cool people along the way and have fun. My ex husband taught me the value of new experiences, so I like to try as many things as I can. Not as adventurous as I once was, but try to keep a 'young at heart' attitude. The best times of my life have been just sitting around with friends and talking. But I live to see live performances of any kind, theater, music, sporting events, you name it. I love to watch people doing whatever they do best. I am a movie addict, it takes an extra special show to get me to watch TV now a days, and usually I just buy the DVD's when they come out rather than try and catch it on the tube, I refuse to TIVO, that just seems like making sure I never leave the couch....ever. So make you're self at home, I'm a lousy hostess, so help yourself to the fridge.

My Interests

Movies, movies, movies. Music, theater, baseball, football, award shows, role playing games (with the right crowd), travel (though I haven't done a lot.) I would love to good back in time and go to film school, I think my perfect career would be a PA.

I'd like to meet:

Wow, that's a hard one. Lots and lots of people I guess. I love to talk to people who seem to have 5 stories for every day of thier lives. I guess I would like to just meet nice, fun people who will laugh at my dumb jokes. ............................................................ .......................................................... Cool documentary about the Browncoats at:http://www.sci-fi-london.com/tv/site/index.php/2007/08/21 /donetheimpossible-com.html ............................................................ .......................................................... If you don't know who they are, move out of your cave. It's really nice out here


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Music:

I don't really have kinds of music I don't like, I like anything with a beat really. I guess I'm not too much into Gangster Rap though. I have to admit there are some songs I just don't like, but overall I'll listen to anything.

Movies:

Yes please. Here's my other blog, http://www.harshrealities.info/movie-land/

Television:

The best shows ever on TV: WKRP in Cincinatti, Night Court, The X-Files, Firefly, Drive, Battlestar Galactica, (New and Old), Star Trek, (Original and Next Generation...I lost track after that, though I did catch a few of DS9)

Books:

I'm in the middle of heavy 'catch up on the classics.' My mother was applaud that I was reading "Uncle Tom's Cabin" for the first time at the age of 35, so I've been trying to read other classics before she sues the school system. Though I have a goal set to read all the versions of the Bible as well. I have read, The Evidence Bible, The New American Standard Version, The New International Version, and right now I'm reading, The Message.

Heroes:

Anyone who puts thier life on the line for the heath and well being of others. Police, Firefighters, Soliders, Constructions Workers, Road Crews, Security at the Rock Concert....you name it.

My Blog

You wanna hear a redneck joke?

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a 'redneck' joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Before you tell that joke you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs. and a...
Posted by Kim's....not all there on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 04:08:00 PST

Nuns go to heaven....

OK all you Catholics out there, please don't hate me. Nuns are admitted to Heaven through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several nuns are lined...
Posted by Kim's....not all there on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 04:12:00 PST

You’re an EXTREME Redneck when....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.  2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.  3. You've ...
Posted by Kim's....not all there on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 04:11:00 PST

The Computer!

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Penci...
Posted by Kim's....not all there on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 05:24:00 PST

To all my friends.

I'm sorry I haven't been on here as much as I used to. Lovely computer is always breaking down. Right now I only have access to my kid's computer, and now that one is starting to crash. I hope to be ...
Posted by Kim's....not all there on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 05:13:00 PST

Smart kids....are scary.

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet as well...
Posted by Kim's....not all there on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:24:00 PST

LIFE THOUGHTS .....

......sent to me in an email from my Mom, which should explain a lot about me Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.  I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' ...
Posted by Kim's....not all there on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 04:16:00 PST

Age by Walmart

You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house, mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever.  You are hot and sweaty, covered in ...
Posted by Kim's....not all there on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 05:05:00 PST

I love Steven Wright!

Black Holes are where God divided by zero. All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is...
Posted by Kim's....not all there on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 06:39:00 PST

Speeding in Missouri

1) Good:A Festus, MO policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted si...
Posted by Kim's....not all there on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 03:42:00 PST