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Mikey Lesmeister

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A SINGING TELEGRAM IS?!?!

About Me

My name is Mike Lesmeister. I am twenty-three years old. I live in the SW side of Rochester, MN. I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion. There is an idea of a Mike Lesmeister, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.Mike Lesmeister - 23 years old - Rochester MN Mike Lesmeister= Drums, guitar, bass, keys and vocals, all recorded in his basment using protools (which he's still doesn't know how to use) no limitations and no specific genre, just music. All instruments and recordings are done By Mike Lesmeister unless otherwise credited.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/26/2004
Band Members: Solo - Mike Lesmeister - Current favorite movie: 3:10 to Yuma - If you havn't seen this, do yourself a favor, very awesome! Current favorite TV show: I don't watch much for TV nowadays, but unfortunatley my friend Caitlin turned me on to this show called LOST, and now I'm addicted to it like i was to crack awhile back Current favorite book: The only book I've read in the last 2 years has been "The Alphabet of manliness" by Maddox, I have severe ADD and this book got me to read it, wow!
Influences: Currently: Peter Gabriel and The Police and Sting Past influences have included but are not limited to: Radiohead, Richard D. James, Meshuggah, Dillinger Escape Plan, Converge, Pig Destroyer, Gorillaz, Aphex Twin, Mike Patton (and any related bands/projects), older Mushroomhead, Genesis, Phil Collins. So Many Dynamos, Blonde Redhead, The Beatles, Beck, Britney Spears' song "Toxic" and friends and family
Sounds Like: Choking
Type of Label: None

My Blog

My Take

I logged on this morning because I was informed of some rather stupid stupid news. I wasn't kidding when I said myspace makes me sick to just think about it, all these people ranking each other as fri...
Posted by Mikey Lesmeister on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:06:00 PST

Solsbury Hill

Climbing up on solsbury hillI could see the city lightWind was blowing, time stood stillEagle flew out of the nightHe was something to observeCame in close, I heard a voiceStanding stretching every ne...
Posted by Mikey Lesmeister on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:56:00 PST

One thing for your to do list...

GO SEE BLOOD DIAMOND! damn good movie. Opens your eyes to just a small part of a big picture that's easy to neglect in your eveyday life. Makes you apreciate the samll things in life, and makes you se...
Posted by Mikey Lesmeister on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:28:00 PST

Star Wars>everything... almost

(Eric and I in the Cantina at Mos-Eisley) (Luke skywalker looks at Eric...) Me: He doesn't like you. Luke: Sorry. Me: I don't like you either! You better watch it, I have the death sentence on 12 sta...
Posted by Mikey Lesmeister on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:26:00 PST

mmm mmm good

So for the last two weeks I've been cooking and eating and most importantly ENJOYING these 1/3 pound bugers I've been buying, i rarley cook, but have been cooking them at home. mainly becuase some veg...
Posted by Mikey Lesmeister on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:02:00 PST

Last Light

i need you to be the strength of widows and soul survivorsi need you to be as fearless as new mothers and new fathersi need you to be the hope of hearts who lost true lovei need you to be the might of...
Posted by Mikey Lesmeister on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 12:31:00 PST

Positiveness and Air Guitar

Good weekend, Friday, excellent PFG show at a Kegger, shitty-ass weather but still fun. Pouring rain couldn't stop that. Saturday was also good, a happy little man playing some thrashing air guitar at...
Posted by Mikey Lesmeister on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 05:00:00 PST

If I've ever been sure of ANYTHING

No matter what happens no matter what comes my way, be it known that i do and always will LOVE Heidi, nothing will ever change that and no matter what I'm prepared for anything this world brings my wa...
Posted by Mikey Lesmeister on Thu, 18 May 2006 11:33:00 PST

Luckiest man on earth!!!!

Holy shit, so it's 2:20 am on april 27th of 2006, and i've determined that i'm the luckiest man on earth. So i'm fresh from the bar (brickyard) and i've had PLENTY shouldn't have been driving. Right a...
Posted by Mikey Lesmeister on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 12:30:00 PST

a short story by me

????Bert sat at the end of the table wondering where Ernie was, Bert had blacked out again. He knew what that ment, his hands were red, he was sweating. He then felt the kitchen knife in his back...
Posted by Mikey Lesmeister on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 08:11:00 PST