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Sara is in love with a walrus

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm waiting for a city bus to flatten me and transport me to the ever after happily.

My Interests

General interests:Live concerts, reading, debating, playing my XBox 360 (esp. Call of Duty 4, Halo 3, Gears of War, Turok, and Army of Two), hanging out with my friends, fine dining, gaudy jewelry (no blood diamonds please), body modification of all kinds (tattoos, scarification, piercings, plastic surgery, etc), vacations (preferably to a warm place), shopping, hair dye, make-up, and other girlie stuff. Working out (sometimes), movies, people who are full of useless knowledge, sports (football, hockey, tennis, UFC, poker, BMX, skateboarding, and figure skating), animals (hippos, lemurs, dogs, and cats preferablyGeneral loathes:Guys who don't have their priorities straight. People treating me unequally, people who underestimate my intelligence, spam e-mail, dishonesty in any form, Vikings/Steelers/Giants fans, college, broke people (get a fucking job *or 2* and stop mooching off of your friends), girls who act like bimbos (you're not cute, you're fucking annoying), the fact that EVERY TIME I use a public restroom somebody ALWAYS comes in and seems to linger around forever (I'm pee-shy), politicians, religion, dead 360 controller/or vibrator batteries (bummer dude), people getting in my "bubble" (personal space), random drunk guys at bars who grab my ass (learn some respect you stupid fucks) & anyone else with poor manners, road ragers (we all have somewhere we need to be, but that doesn't give you the right to drive like an asshole), guys who think they're players (I don't know what you're trying to prove, but you're not cool, you're a piece of shit), creepy guys (do you know how creepy you actually are? Sometimes I wonder), anyone who threatens me (I will just laugh it off, you're lame), hospitals, Brandon's farts, having to be punctual (I'll get there when I fucking feel like it, timing has never been my thing. Yeah it's rude, but so are you, so stfu), people who don't show any gratitude (a little "thank you" here and there never killed anybody), bad tempers (including my own), casinos (fuck Indians), racism (racist jokes are funny, but real racism is not), homophobes (gays don't make fun of straight people for being straight, so don't make fun of gay people for being gay), people who can't take NO for an answer, people who can't take compliments, the abundance of wanna-be hippies in this town (you all smell horrible, take a fucking shower & don't act like an environmentalist if you own a car/or make your friends drive you everywhere- YOU'RE POLLUTING THE EARTH TOO. Labeling yourself as a "hippie" does not make you exempt from that), the fact that it takes 5 American workers to do the job that 1 native Mexican can (and the fact that Americans resent them for this-- WORK HARDER and they won't take your jobs), people who do not practice cultural relativism, blah I don't know I hate everything.

I'd like to meet:

I like my "deny" button. If I don't know you in person, I don't like you in person, you haven't at least *spoken* to me in person, or I don't know you via XBox live, or you don't bother sending me a message to try and get to know me, you aren't going to be added. I only add people I hang out with or plan on hanging out with someday you friend-whoring scumbags.AOL Instant Messenger Name: StripXHerXDownXBox Live Gamertag: Sara la DiablaMSN: [email protected] I wanna meet other preggo bitches, people who don't smoke or drink, boys who don't try to get in my pants, concert buddies. Anybody chill really. :)

Music:

I can appreciate almost anything except for country & R&B. Tool/A Perfect Circle/Portishead/(old) Nine Inch Nails/Stone Temple Pilots/Alice in Chains/Bjork/Deftones/Atmosphere/Pink Floyd are some of my favorites, but I have many others. Anything I can chill to, shake my ass to, or break someone's face to is good w/ me. 3

Movies:

Pretty much anything that has guns, blood, drugs, or zombies... or anything that can make me laugh.

Television:

Prison Break, Arrested Development, Desperate Housewives, Rescue Me, Scrubs, Wondershowzen, Women Behind Bars, The Cathouse, Heroes, Family Guy, Oz, South Park, Big Love, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Weeds, Nip/Tuck, Degrassi, The Sopranos, The Simpsons, Penn/Teller, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Black Donnellys, Rock of Love, Top Chef, 10 Years Younger, ANTM, anything on Adult Swim, Game shows, Ali G, American Idol, UFC, Poker, and Football (Green Bay and the Panthers are my teams).

Books:

Wish I could read some for leisure, but I'm busy w/ school. I like true crime/joke books/tattoo magazines/comics/books about politics & religion. I also enjoy short stories and science fiction. Anything useful or entertaining.

My Blog

SNUFF

rocks so far...  haha. I'm already 6 chapters deep. So far from what I've gathered it's basically about some porn star who is trying to break a world record and perform sexual acts with 600 diffe...
Posted by Sara is in love with a walrus on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:43:00 PST

I miss

 :(I need to stop being so shitty at keeping in touch w/ friends....
Posted by Sara is in love with a walrus on Wed, 21 May 2008 06:57:00 PST

I won a $35 bet

because my boyfriend didn't think "accusatory" was a real word. lololol. I rule. I do have a history of making up words, but this time I was right! haha
Posted by Sara is in love with a walrus on Wed, 21 May 2008 07:59:00 PST

I finally got my grades!

A B C. That's what they were. Oddly enough the A was in the class I was doing the worst in... o_O Weird. Oh well, I'm happy. Sucks though 'cause my GPA went from a 3.66 to a 3.31 ;/ Bleh. Oh well. Onl...
Posted by Sara is in love with a walrus on Tue, 20 May 2008 03:54:00 PST

:D

The past few days have been nice & relaxing. Brandon took me to Quarry Hill yesterday and I got to see some big fish & some turtles... and we went outside and I got to see some baby ducks and ...
Posted by Sara is in love with a walrus on Tue, 20 May 2008 09:08:00 PST

Could I fill out any more surveys?

Figured I'd post it here 'cause I'm sure you guys are sick of me posting them as bulletins lolI can't get to sleep without?Unisom sleep gels, and I've gotta have my Booger next to me! If I were a ..do...
Posted by Sara is in love with a walrus on Mon, 19 May 2008 07:28:00 PST

The Lizard Man is back

hahaha. Crazy hicks...
Posted by Sara is in love with a walrus on Mon, 19 May 2008 06:44:00 PST

Things that ruled about my trip

- The redneck kareokee bar we ended up in in Coco Beach, Florida was actually a lot of fun. Especially when some drunk dude went up and sang that "SIGN SIGN EVERYWHERE A SIGN" song, and then got up an...
Posted by Sara is in love with a walrus on Sun, 18 May 2008 05:43:00 PST

Things that sucked about my trip

- I puked on the plane on the way to Orlando in the barf bag they provided in the seat pocket due to some MAJOR freaking turbulance and some screaming child that would not SHUT UP for over an hour. Th...
Posted by Sara is in love with a walrus on Sun, 18 May 2008 05:15:00 PST

More survey fun

Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?The Janitor from Scrubs. I'd do dirty things to him.Who do you blame for your mood today?Illness and RCTC.Have you ever seen a dead body?Twice. ;/What sho...
Posted by Sara is in love with a walrus on Sun, 11 May 2008 05:31:00 PST