Thoughts on steroids |
Good day, my young friends! I have been following the news reports recently and have seen a great deal of coverage of steroids in wrestling. I say bah!I assure you, I have never used stero...
Posted by Verne on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:00:00 PST |
A quick announcement |
I would just like to let you all know that I had nothing to do with Vince McMahon's limousine exploding on Raw. I was still celebrating my title win and was nowhere near the place.
On the other ...
Posted by Verne on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:58:00 PST |
Success! |
Greetings, my young friends! I am pleased to share some wonderful news with you!
As I continue my training regimen to prepare for an upcoming top-secret title bout, I decided to take a slight si...
Posted by Verne on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:48:00 PST |
Greetings! |
Greetings, my young friends! I apologize for my long absence, but I have been steadily training for a top-secret attempt to capture a belt that I have never held before!
I wanted to interrupt my...
Posted by Verne on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:58:00 PST |
Blast! |
Drat! I have just been informed that Mr. Corino has in fact lost the AWA world title to my old nemesis Mr. Tako Somoori! I assure you, sir, your ninja-like trickery will not save your titl...
Posted by Verne on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:54:00 PST |
Hall of Fame Pleasure and Disappointments |
Hello, my young friends. I apologize for my long absence, but I have once again been in training to retrieve my AWA world title from Steve Corino. I assure you that this time there will no...
Posted by Verne on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:43:00 PST |
I have returned! |
Greetings, my young friends, and a belated Happy New Year! I apologize for my long absence, but it was unavoidable. After all, I understand that Mr. Steve Corino has managed to recapture m...
Posted by Verne on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:21:00 PST |
More wonderful news! |
My young friends, I have wonderful news! My son Greg just brought in my new copy of Time magazine, and I saw that they had named me as Person of the Year for 2006!
I'm just surprised it didn't h...
Posted by Verne on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:02:00 PST |
What a wonderful surprise! |
My dear young friends, my son Greg and I have returned home to the center of God's country (that's how we refer to Minnesota). As I was reviewing my mail which had been sadly neglected (and that...
Posted by Verne on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:59:00 PST |
I am certainly glad that's over. |
Well, my young friends, the problem has been resolved. Greg and I were able to defeat the zombies and restore things to normal. Well, except for the 39 dead and 467 that were hospitalized....
Posted by Verne on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 08:53:00 PST |
