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Yipes Stripes

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I hate to have fun. I think liars and cheaters are the coolest. Hypocrites rule all. My friends are totally lame. I only like one type of music: country rap polka. My hometeams suck and I like other teams better, always and OMG forever. Plz comment me :)

My Interests

Reading
Music
Wrestling
Reffing
Poker
Writing
Guitar (self-taught, which means I still suck)
Computers
Travelling
Cooking
Figuring out the lame Jumble pun without having to unscramble any of the words.

I'd like to meet:

The guy who put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop. He made my baby fall in love with me.

NEXT SHOW: July 19, SOUTHBRIDGE MA
June 17: WBTBA Millionaire Audition, NYC

Music:


Movies:

Truman Show
American Beauty
LOTR
Spaceballs
12 Angry Men
L.I.E.
Bill and Ted
South Park: BLU
Godfather Uno, Dos, and even Tres (I didn't get the Sofia Coppola hate; she wasn't THAT bad, and rather cute in a big-nosed kinda way)
Sin City
Battle Royale
Walk The Line
One Hour Photo
Fight Club
The Departed
Casino Royale
Star Wars VII: Rabid Wookie Attack

Television:

24, The Office, 95% of game shows, Smackdown

Books:

Dracula and the other various books about him
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Hear No Evil
If Loving You Is Wrong
Listen Little Man!
Harry Potter
Casino Royale
Various Dave Barry crap
Foley Is Good
The Most Evil Men And Women In History
Listen You Pencil Neck Geeks!
Most anything from Bill Simmons (that's right, I count ESPN.com as a book. Wanna make somethin' of it?), A Lion's Tale

Heroes:

Meatball parmesean and philly cheesesteak