Me and keys don't get along. But I &hearts Davis Safe & Lock! |
First of all, I earned the nick "Despistada". Sister Rose used to tell me that I'd lose my head if it weren't attached to my body. In an alternate universe, I could see myself taking my head off so th...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 07:21:00 GMT |
What D&D Character Am I? |
You Are A:True Neutral Elf Sorcerer (6th Level)Ability Scores:Strength- 11Dexterity- 10Constitution- 13Intelligence- 13Wisdom- 11Charisma- 10Alignment:True Neutral- A true neutral character does what ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 09:10:00 GMT |
Are you f--ing kidding me? |
Hey you! Yes, you with the McCain [/Palin] bumper sticker. Let it go. Really. How friggin' lazy can ya be? You've had...let's see...3 months to take the damn thing off your truck. Planning on leaving ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 06:10:00 GMT |
Dammit, is anyone reading these things? |
OK, just a random update.I had an MRI Wednesday night. I guess the good news is that I'm not claustrophobic. The bad news is that I prolly have a bum rotator cuff or labrum.I have a date tonight with ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 12:57:00 GMT |
Your personality type revealed! |
Well, work is slow on the Psychic Hotline side so I'm giving everyone a free reading. Astrology is so 70s, so I present you with:
What Your Favorite Site Says About You
If it's:
eHarmony: You are a bi...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 14:09:00 GMT |
New Year’s Resolutions |
Well, I already quit smoking...and I bought a house. And I didn't try out for Flavor of Love. So I think I've done pretty good so far. But there's always room for improvement. I'm not gonna get all cr...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:29:00 GMT |
Nick Pitera Singing A Whole New World Disney's Aladdin |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9-CS2v8wcc
Wow...that guy's gonna sing at my wedding! I wonder if he can DJ too...listen to at least the first minute of it.
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 09:21:00 GMT |
Funniest Spam o’ the Year (or, I Guess My Cheap Behind Woulda Been Dead) |
I'm just gonna cut and paste it like I got it. The only thing I'm going do to redact is the email address. And of course I gotta throw in a comment or two.
SUBJECT: BE MORE CAREFUL
Hello,I ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:39:00 GMT |
I need to lose some weight! |
3 lbs. - I can absolve myself of the guilt I feel for having eaten the better part of a Tombstone pizza the other night.
9 lbs. - I'll consider wearing a bikini this summer.
15&nb...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:22:00 GMT |
Have you tried...? |
Pandora? http://www.pandora.com/
Music just the way ya like it...courtesy of the Music Genome Project. You can make your own stations and Pandora will try to predict what you'll like based on your ori...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:51:00 GMT |
