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About Me

Well, y'know something brother... I've come from the top of the mountain in the WWF, and made that little company something big, dude. Not a pay-per-view went by, without the Hulkster running wild on somebody, and hitting that big atomic legdrop. I was a star. Hell, brother. I was THE star! In fact, I'm still hitting leg drops all over the place, and I'm gonna keep running wild until the day I die, brother!

Now, I don't only run wild on other wrestlers, dudes. Now, when I see some big tough guy attempting to hit on my daughter, I tell her that he's gotta go. Then I throw him over to the ropes I've installed in my kitchen, and I hit that big boot. Next thing you know, brother.. I've hit my big leg drop, and he's out on his ass on the front lawn.

Remember to watch my show "Hogan Knows Best" on VH1... because what'cha gonna do television? What'cha gonna do, when HULKAMANIA DESTROYS YOU?!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet all of those little punks that Brooke, and Nick are secretly dating, so I can point at them and yell "YOU!" in an angry fashion, before bodyslamming them. That'll show them. Nobody touches my family, brother!

Also, I'd like to meet Gabe Spalosky, because he's got this little ROH promotion going. It's an alright promotion, but people get bored with all of that technical wrestling crap. ROH needs the Hulkster to walk in and just give big boots and legdrops all over the place, win the ROH Title on my first night in, and just flex for three hours.

Oh, and I'd also like to kick the shit out of the little twirp that writes on http://www.jasonrivera.com , brother.

My Blog

Disclaimer

So, it seems I've hit a nerve, so I think it's time I posted a bit of a disclaimer here, to explain the purpose of this particular MySpace account.This account was created on July 25th 2005 as a parod...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 13:36:00 GMT

Hall Of Fame

Well, as I'm sure you've all heard, I'm gonna be inducting Mean Gene into the hall of fame, brothers. That little bald headed son of a bitch has been like my sidekick for years, so it only seems right...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 20:07:00 GMT

I'm depressed brother!

I haven't done anything in months, since Vince decided that he didn't want me on television anymore. Instead, he's using that Sena kid, or something. Dudes, I just wanna run wild, and flex the 24 inch...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 03:45:00 GMT

Hulkamania lives on MySpace, brother!

So, Hulkamania has been running wild on MySpace for a little while -- and a day or two ago, Hulk Hogan went up against a chump in his first internet battle, brother: http://profile.myspace.com/index....
Posted by on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 05:12:00 GMT

LOL, brother. I kicked HBK's ass.

Well, y'know something brother, Summerslam just ended and as you all saw, I totally beat Shawn Michaels' little ass all over the ring, dude. I slammed the twenty four inch pythons against his head ove...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 20:09:00 GMT

I am a real American

I don't think all of you really understand my convictions, brother. So, I decided to make it easier for you, by singing a little song that I think explains everything. When it comes crashing down, a...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Aug 2005 13:10:00 GMT

The Hall Of Fame

I'm sitting there on my couch, reading some tabloids to see if Macho Man is still calling me out, when my daughter has the gall to tell me she's happy that I'm not on the road as much anymore. It's li...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Aug 2005 13:22:00 GMT

My daughter doesn't respect me enough.

Y'know something brothers? Sometimes, you kind of feel like your kids don't respect you enough. Sure, I've thought about challenging Brooke to a CAGE MATCH at WrestleMania, but the last time I said so...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jul 2005 03:13:00 GMT