Britt from Hookers on Stilts

About Me

Myspace LayoutsMe? Really beautiful but not in an obvious way. Or so I like to tell myself. Socially retarded. Known to kick ass and wake up the next morning and think, shit, I forgot to take names.Hookers on Stilts is the best blog ever written and can be found at www.hookersonstilts.com. You will like it if you like any of these things: TV, cupcakes, rock, anal sex, peppermint schnapps, bitches.

My Interests

Golf balls and garden hoses. The chrome on a trailer hitch. The peel on an apple. The smile on a retarded kid at Disneyworld.

I'd like to meet:

Hookers on Stilts would like to meet people who will get other people to pay money to read Hookers on Stilts. I would not like to meet you if you're trying to ask me out.

Music:

I firmly believe that if your iPod doesn't play Steely Dan, Zeppelin and CCR then that thing's a broke ass piece of shit. Hookers on Stilts endorses rocking out with your cock out. Or jamming out with your clam out. Whichever the case may be.

Movies:

Yeah, I was in a movie once. I was barely 18 and got paid in cheap beer. If you ever come across it, please don't let it affect your opinion of Hookers on Stilts.

Television:

Hookers on Stilts is all about television. Unfortunately I don't have a TV. Please email if you want to give me one, or if I can watch at your house.

Books:

Hookers on Stilts does not support the reading of books. Please read www.hookersonstilts.com.

Heroes:

Anyone who makes it onto Hookers on Stilts and is kind enough not to file a lawsuit.

My Blog

The Real Blog

If you haven't figured it out yet, the real blog is at www.hookersonstilts.com This is just free advertising. You can read all about the stupid shit that I do and some people think it...
Posted by Britt from Hookers on Stilts on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:48:00 PST