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About Me

When hinges creak, in doorless chambers... And strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls... Whenever candlelights flicker where the air is deathly still, that is the time when ghosts are present... Practicing their terror, with ghoulish delight! Welcome! Foolish Mortals, to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host, your Ghost Host. Hmmmm. Our tour begins here, in this gallery. Here where you see paintings of some of our guests, as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state. Kindly step all the way in please, and make room for everyone. There's no turning back now... Your cadaverous palour, betrays an aura of foreboding...almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this Haunted room actually stretching....Or is it your imagination, hhmm?? And condsider this dismaying observation, this chamber had no windows, and no doors. Which offers you this chilling challenge, to find A WAY OUT! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! Of course, there's always my way.... MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Haunting

I'd like to meet:

All Ghosts and Restless SpiritsATTENTION Post-lifetime leases are now available at the HAUNTED MANSION. We find it delightfully unlivable here in this ghostly retreat, every room has wall-to-wall creeps, and hot and cold, running chills! Our library is well stocked with priceless first editions, only ghost stories of course... marble busts, of the greatest ghost writers, the literary world has even known. They have all, retired here to the Haunted Mansion, actually we have 999 happy haunts here, but there's room for one thousand. Any volunteers?? For reservations, contact: Ghost Relations Dept., Walt Disneyworld. Please... Do not apply in person...and don't forget your DEATH CERTIFICATE...

Music:

Funeral dirges, organ music, the sound of creaking doors, screams and howls....things that go bump in the night...or day...

Movies:

The Haunted Mansion

Books:

Edgar Allen Poe...Ghost stories

My Blog

Newcomers, PLEASE READ

Greetings to all of you from all 999 Happy Haunts & Restless Spirits...Thank you for all of your comments and messages...Also, we are happy to greet all of our recent arrivals...If you have made a req...
Posted by The Haunted Mansion on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 09:00:00 PST

Have a look...

Greetings from your Host...your Ghost Host... How much do you think you know about our lovely abode? Why not put your knowledge to the test... Go to: http://www.funtrivia.com/quizzes/enterta...
Posted by The Haunted Mansion on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 10:31:00 PST

The Seance Circle

The story behind Seance Circle Many people know that "Madame Leota" was named after Imagineer Leota Toombs of the Modeling Department at Disneyland. Her face appears in the crystal ball at...
Posted by The Haunted Mansion on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 03:05:00 PST

Mansion Trivia

Welcome back foolish mortal...our ghost writers have compiled a few facts about our beloved mansion...please...peruse our files : The 7 1/2 minute long spooky tour through the Haunted Mansion t...
Posted by The Haunted Mansion on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 02:19:00 PST

Gravestone Epitaphs

Here is a list of our lovely gravestone epitaphs for your veiwing pleasure... These are located on the left as you enter our abode: In Memory of our Patriarch Dear Departed Grandpa Marc ...
Posted by The Haunted Mansion on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 02:07:00 PST