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tONE

hey-o!

About Me

a forewarning: I HAVE YET TO ADD A BAND THAT HAS ASKED ME TO JOIN! THAT'S NOT A CHALLENGE, I JUST DON'T LISTEN! I SEARCH BANDS ON MY OWN SO IF I FIND YOU AND I LIKE YOU, I'LL ASK TO JOIN, OTHERWISE, STUFF IT! with that being said... music geek extrodanaire, beer conoseure, film dork of decent repute, tattoo collector, spelling bee also-ran. still trying to decide what to do with my corpse once i die. i kind of want to be shot out of a cannon, but hst already beat me to that one. i make a pretty sexy demon, don't i?
You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.

Demon


84%

WereWolf


67%

Dragon


67%

Faerie


58%

Angel


42%

Mermaid


42%
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My Interests

music, beer, art, i'm easy like that.

I'd like to meet:

not your shitty ass band. seriously, if your band was worth a shit, we'd know about you (and i'm in a band you've never heard of). in other words, DON'T ASK TO ADD ME AS A FRIEND TO YOUR SHITTY ASS BANDS ASS TRUMPET PAGE!

Music:


right now: mastodon, ISIS, dj shadow, tristeza

Movies:

akira, the life aquatic with steve zisou, shawshank redemption, and of course, harold and kumar go to white castle.

Television:

shark week, bitches! chapelle show, too.

Books:

arrrr, tis moby dick i be reading here! also 1984.

Heroes:

the person behind the counter at the toronado

My Blog

'bout gat damn time!

after 27 years of bad decisions and sacrifice, my efforts have come to fruition.  i lost interest in working with a major label several years ago after observing the shady ways in which the ...
Posted by tONE on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:10:00 PST

movie madness!

so i'm up for an interview at a video stores so i says to myself, i says- "self, you knows your shit, right? act like an irreverant slacker with an air of pretention that says 'i know something you d...
Posted by tONE on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 02:05:00 PST

an open address to my supportive fiends/friends

hey fuckers, thanks for the vote of confidence.  now i understand that i am not exactly the most "rugged outdoorsman" y'all have ever known and that i haven't really even "gone camping since i wa...
Posted by tONE on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 12:34:00 PST

let's get some fucking french toast!

i had a dream last night and it went a little something like this.  i was at a snotty art party in l.a. with mindy, brian warner, and johnen vasquez.  the four of us were off in a corner, ge...
Posted by tONE on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:11:00 PST

i got a package today

and in it was my ass!  i would have posted a pic but there's some stupid rules about nudity and pure face of evil/uglyness.  anyways, it's been a week now and i've learned quite a lot. ...
Posted by tONE on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:04:00 PST

where am i?

  oh yeah, here i am.   not sober (as per my last blog)   not is san francisco (what is wrong with people?)   not working (aaah...)   rent free (still broke)   don't real...
Posted by tONE on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 02:52:00 PST

" 'well, i have a new friend now...

...and his name is sobriety.' 'yeah, but sobriety's boring as fuck! Fucked up!' " -quote from a melvins collaboration with david yow. actually, sobriety isn't all that boring, but it is a little w...
Posted by tONE on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 06:39:00 PST

time hasn't stopped yet (the new year's commencment)

  new year's can mean a variety of things for people.  some take it as nothing more than the turn of a calender, to some, the start of the new fiscal year (what a horrid way to live).  ...
Posted by tONE on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 07:03:00 PST

is there any hope for love?

maybe i'm a bit to synical but i was truly concerned about my friend, paul, getting married.  i attended his wedding on thursday as his best man.  seeing kristina, now his wife, at the weddi...
Posted by tONE on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 12:15:00 PST

hypnotized

i like hypnotize more than mezmerize.  it's a little more intelligent than mesmerize (right, try about tenfold more).  serj seems more present on the album, which makes a huge difference to ...
Posted by tONE on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 07:12:00 PST