PROMOTEXx

Heroes:

Werner Hintsteiner - the diva

he is our curly boss and is cocksure that he is the greatest rockstar on planet, even if he can't sing or play any instruments. we all have to agree with him, otherwise he could get very grumpy. but almost every friday he throws one of his excessive parties with just some chosen ones who have the pleasure of many drinks, talking, dancing, singing and playing guitar. For this reason and because of his funny hair we gladly accept his mood on mondays.
Kerstin Kofler – the lazy-crazy-creative
she is always five minutes too late, needs at least an hour to start working, changes her hairstyle twice a month to frighten the customers and everybody has to listen to the music she likes – all day long! If she works she plans parties while preparing YOUR graphics, doing some photomontages, while cutting YOUR flock, sings and dances while she's printing YOUR t-shirts, but the only thing that counts is the result!
Maria Eßbichl – the rockbitch
she is the girlfriend of our rockstar which is a real hard job. but she also works at promotexx and does sort of everything except the graphics. she has always the best women's magazines, is the only one of us, who knows how a sudoku works and she likes to do crosswords together with kerstin and wikipedia. When she's not working she loves to watch strange reality shows and she also loves to cook spaghetti at 4 in the morning. we are all sure, that once she will be our boss because werner is not getting younger.
Michael Kertesz – the new guy
he is a nice guy from the suburbs who likes to print t-shirts. But he has problems with his stomach which forces him to eat rusk all day long which isn’t as helpful as he thinks, when he combines it with jelly bears and pizza. He is sometimes very annoyed of kerstin’s music choice especially when she sings along off-key, but he accepts it most of the time. Furthermore he is the only one of us beside the boss who isn't afraid of our DoG Printer. Michael is also empathic on the theory that our cutting mat is made of alien skin.
Christoph Somma – the clown
he is one of the funniest persons we know … our ray of hope. when he works, he always cheers us up. but he has a big problem: for the sake of his egg-shaped head he can't have a cool hairstyle. many years the poor boy had to wear awful baseball caps wherever he was. but last summer came the breakthrough! we cut his hair and now he dares to go out capless sometimes.
Davinia Stimson – the drama queen
she is the best textile printer in the whole wide world so we all adore her and are thankful that she works for us. unfortunately nobody has ever seen her doing anything, but we think that’s good because we certainly would get very jealous and feel like dirt beside such a goddess!
Stefan Stastny – the mc gyver
One of the most intelligent persons we know. He has found a way to earn double money. If there is anything wrong, he comes and tries to repair it. Most of the things he had fixed are broken again after two weeks so he has to come again. He is always funny, when he is acting, being stressed because he gets a girl's voice in such situations