Officer Jones

Hi I'm Deputy Jones, but you can call me jonesy. I'm 29, 6'2, and dark all over. I like to go by the motto "WWWCD" or "What would Wilt Chamberlain do?" I will not hesitate to beat your ass with your own shoe if you get out of line, so you best not be wearing heels. I am an aquarius, which may be responsible for the vibes I send off to women everywhere. I'm all for helping the attractive local prostitutes, either by giving them a ride home or providing a hotel room for them for the night. . . A while back, money was tight, so I had to do some "erotic dancing", not really a bad job. Good pay, great hours. . .I also was a singer for awhile, and had a local hit singing a carpet store jingle. It was huge. Many rumors have circulated around the office that I like the white breast meat of the chicken verses the dark leg meat. Let me set the record straight...I like the whole chicken. Give me the white meat, dark meat, breasts, legs, thigh, anything, it's all good!!