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J@RGO [uHm]

Jump Through Hoops? Fuck That, It's Not My Style

About Me

"You Need People Like Me, So You Can Point Your Fuckin' Fingers, And Say That's The Bad Guy..."
What more could you possibly want to know. From the contents of this page you already know what kind of people i want to meet, what my interests are, my musical tastes, movies, television, everything to be a certified Psycho Stalker!! Well I guess here's some more pertinant information:
♠I'm the husband of 5 years
♠I'm the father of a 3 year old daughter
♠Music = Life
♠I'm currently the drummer for The Urban Hate Machine
♠I'm also the booking agent/manager of The Urban Hate Machine
♠I'm The Drum Dept. Manager At Guitar Center Store #312 Cedar Rapids, IA
♠I'm the former drummer for Fabrication
♠I'm the management of Dying Eyes
♠I Run Muse Management
♠I'm very opinionated (if you can't tell)
♠I support Local Music, even if I don't like the band
♠The House Of Brick (located in Des Moines, IA) is my favorite bar
♠Tops N' Tails (Peoria, IL) runs a real close 2nd
♠I Love Movies
♠I have the sex drive of a 50 Year Old Woman
♠I collect hotel Bible's
♠I know O.J. did it
♠I hate talking on the phone
♠Fuck radio, unless it's of the internet variety
♠I think ugly people should not be allowed in public
♠I don't believe in your God
♠I am a Wiccan
♠Tool sucks, deal with it
♠Fulton High School Fulton, IL Class of '98
♠I think you're wrong
♠I'm growing increasingly annoyed with balloons
♠I know smoking is bad for me, I just don't care
♠I know how to hate
♠I know how to love {i think}
♠Daylight is over rated
♠Fat people suck
♠I'm The Other Half
♠Jesters rock, Fuck clowns
♠Fuck Cheerios & Cinnamon Life Cereal
♠Drummers are musicians too
♠The Pope's A Pud
♠I can play a lot more insturments than you think
♠I think Israel is a waste of our time
♠Death to all who drive mini vans
♠SUV's need their own parking lot
♠I think you're an asshole too
♠I fully support the decriminalization of marijuana
♠Favorite Color: Fuckin' Black
♠I've met what some may call "famous" people
♠Cadaver-Nation 4 Life
♠Gear Head 100%
♠I've done a comic book "The Misadventures Of Muffman"
Issue 2 available soon
♠I'm deathly afraid of heights
♠I see no need to jump out of an airplane that's perfectly fine
♠Mt. Dew, My drug of choice
♠Jager = yum
♠People = Shit
♠I love bengal tigers
♠I fuckin' hate Emo

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/17/2005
Band Website: myspace.com/urbanhatemachine
Band Members: Muse Management
The Urban Hate Machine
Fabrication

Bands You Should Be Listening To::

List And Links Currently In Progress:

Left 4 Dead
9mm Solution
Dying Eyes
Dead At Birth
Lost Nation
Two Words
Memory Obscura
Project Menace
The Pop Culture Suicides
Straight Line Stitch
Freaklabel
Bullet For My Valentine
13 Days
Mindset Evolution
3am Project
Rikets
Bleed The Sky
Cruciful
Destrophy
Marcato
Ten Ton Halo
Echodrive
Katalina
Index Case
Facecage
Perimeter Burn
A br0ken visi0n
Project 0
From Citizen To Soildier
A Gun Named Hope
Hatchetwork
Leven
Still Heart Conspiracy
Payn Stayk
Fear Of Clowns
Once Forgotten
Dead Star Assembly
The Goodyear Pimps
Black Flood Diesel
Genitortures
Reality's Flaw
Your Taste in Music:
90's Rock: Highest Influence
90's Hip Hop: High Influence
Alternative Rock: High Influence
Gangsta Rap: High Influence
Hair Bands: High Influence How's Your Taste in Music?
Interests::I live and die music.
Promotion
Piercings
Tattoo's
Videogames
Religion
Songwriting
Poetry
Psychology
Graphic Design

Movies::

My Top Five All Time Favorite Films Are:

1) Almost Famous
2) High Fidelity
3) Casablanca
4) The Nightmare Before Christmas
5) Reservoir Dogs

Television::

I don't watch alot of tv, but it's always turned on for background noise. Professional sports and collegiant sports are about all I can stand to watch for a couple of reasons. The only problem is the only sport worth watching on TV is football.

1) Television sucks! There's nothing but shitty reality shows about some of the dumbest fuckin' things I've ever seen. These shows like Wife Swap or whatever it's called are fuckin' retarded and far from entertaining.

2) With the schedule that I keep if I do actually find a show worth watching, I can never seem to make god damn sure I'm available 1 hour a week on a Tuesday night to watch a show. I don't plan my schedule around my tv watching, and those of you who do should be shot.

With all that said, there are a couple of shows I've found worth watching in case they've got golf of the ESPN. (Golf sux for those of you who don't know)

24 (The Jack Bauer Power Hour)
Law & Order
Adult Swim
Charmed
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Everbody Loves Raymond
Seinfeld
OZ
The Soprano's
Chris Angel: Mindfreak
Lost
WWE Monday Night Raw
**FUCK SMACKDOWN**
EC F'n W
The Nine
Jericho
Dateline NBC

Books::I really don't enjoy reading unless it's for knowledge. Most of my reading takes place on my computer screen. It's just another one of those pain in the ass things I'm just too busy for. When I do actually take the time to read something the good old fashioned way it's normally a biography, auto biography, a music mag, or a comic book.
Hero's::Spider-Man, Batman, Superman, X-Men. Those are hero's, people who don't exist in the real world. I rather have my best friends, the people who actually know and give a fuck who you are. The people you admire, and wonder how they ever became part of your life, and how you existed in this world without them at one point. The people you allow to know you inside out. The people you know are always there for you, regardless of situation.
Influences:

Mike's Details :

Status:: Married
Here for:: Networking, Friends
Hometown:: Clinton, Iowa
Body type:: 5'11" / Average
Zodiac Sign:: Cancer
Smoke / Drink:: Yes / Yes
Children:: Proud parent
Education:: Some College
Occupation:: Musician

My Blog

Nerves

I'm fuckin' wired. I mean, after a long days work back in the drum shop, and yes, that's work....*side bar* as much as i love my job, and as wicked kick ass as it may be, the amount of shitty drummers...
Posted by J@RGO [uHm] on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:48:00 PST

The Musical Survey From Hell

1. What are you listening to right now?     Breaking Benjamin - Ployamorous2. Have you been to any awesome concerts lately, or are you going to any upcoming events? Which ones?&nbs...
Posted by J@RGO [uHm] on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:30:00 PST

Would You Like Cheese & Bacon On That? (The Jargo Trip To Texas Roadhouse)

FINALLY! A day off from Guitar Center. For those of you who don't know, I've become the Drum Dept. Manager here in Cedar Rapids, and I've been workin' my "urban hatin'" ass off. Well today, finally I ...
Posted by J@RGO [uHm] on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:54:00 PST

Bridge To Tera However The Fuck You Spell It

So normally I don't see Disney movies in the theater. Let's face it, for all the timeless classics they've released they've released some truely shitty ass movies. Bridge To Terabithia (and yes I look...
Posted by J@RGO [uHm] on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:05:00 PST

The Iowa Music Scene Volume I: Introduction & Cedar Rapids

I've been thinking a lot lately, about Iowa, our music scene, where it's at, where it's going, the bands I've seen come and go, and the venues that have become mainstays, not to mention the ones that ...
Posted by J@RGO [uHm] on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 11:57:00 PST

The Iowa Music Scene - Volume II Eastern Iowa

Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls, children of all ages, it's time for another fun filled installment of the Iowa Music Scene, the problems, and recommendations for the resolution of fore spoken pro...
Posted by J@RGO [uHm] on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:51:00 PST

My Interview With Maggot Of Maggot Promotions

Interview With Mike Jargo (drummer) of Urban Hate Machine 1) When and how did uhm start as a band? Mike: uHm was originally formed in the summer of 2003, In Clinton Iowa at a shit-hole bar that would ...
Posted by J@RGO [uHm] on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:11:00 PST

Left 4 Dead Bodog Battle Of The Bands Round 2: A Bittersweet Trip

In case you haven't been following the situation, and in case you haven't heard the name, remember LEFT 4 DEAD. This past Tuesday was the culmination of seeing them for the 3rd time this past week and...
Posted by J@RGO [uHm] on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:19:00 PST

3 Days, 3 Shows, Apologies, & Condolances

So here it is, my blog from this past weekend, and what a weekend it was, in one too many ways. First of all, I would like to thank everyone for comming out to these shows, it was quite a weekend, and...
Posted by J@RGO [uHm] on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 06:13:00 PST

The Top 10 Hard Rock/Metal Bands Of All Time According To Yours Truely

I know this has been the topic of conversation many a times on my living room floor. I feel it time to actually put it in text format. Below you will find my all time, top 10 "hard rock/metal" bands o...
Posted by J@RGO [uHm] on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:52:00 PST