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The Chairman

You can't molest a Willey cuz their always willing.

About Me

Im a 5'5" Irish kid. I play the drums but yet have a huge case of stage fright. Im very honest and respectful. I live my life with a code of honor and respect. I dont give respect though. Just like the military respect is earned never given. I love hard rock, metal, and punk music. But I will listen to everything as long as it has a good beat to it. I love the Iowa music scene. Like most people I have a love/ hate relationship with DSM. I hate the place but would never leave it because it sticks with me. ::DISCLAIMER:: MAY MAKE YOU SPIT LIQUIDS OUT OF YOUR NOSE WHILE TALKING TO ME. I enjoy simple things and Im not hard to please. My screen name on AIM is: Drgonzo2405. Talk to me sometime I promise I wont bite.... hard. Myspace Layouts + Myspace Graphics Which SLC Punk are you?
You are Heroin Bob!
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My Interests

Music, Hunting, partying, Taking big wheels down hills while drunk, Snorting sugar in front of cops at perkins. Bar hopping, you know the usual stuff for a 25 year old in the middle of a cornfield with no in door plumbing or one of those fancy teley phoney things. I am worth $1,269,330 on HumanForSale.com God invented alcohol so the Irish couldn't conquer the world.
You're a Wild Drunk
You can't get enough to drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You?
Your Deadly Sins
Wrath: 100%
Envy: 0%
Gluttony: 0%
Greed: 0%
Lust: 0%
Pride: 0%
Sloth: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You will die, but first you will turn into an evil robot. How Sinful Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who will not DRAG ME DOWN::starts playing Social D::. I would like to meet any bands who would like to join a oraginzation that wants to unite all the different cities in iowa as a whole instead of just have loyality to just the bands that play in your city.

Music:

Slipknot, Mudvayne, Static-X, Spineshank, Snot, Dropkick Murphys, Pennywise, Gutter Mouth. Silent Civilian, On a Pale Horse, Calous, Reality's Flaw, Stone Sour, Murderdolls, Mindrite, Killpact


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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||||||| 56%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||| 36%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||| 16%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||| 37%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche || 10% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is the greatest movie of all time. Boondock Saints. Goonies, Reservoir dogs, Dusk till Dawn, SLC Punk, Green Street Hooligans. And any horror or gore flicks Take the quiz:
What does your birth month reveal about you?

October
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn'tpretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

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Television:

Myth Busters and Dirty Jobs I am 71% Punk Rock.
.. The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the fuck was I talking about? Take the
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What Beer Are You Most Like

Samuel Adams
You're fairly easy to please when it comes to beer - as long as it's not too cheap.You tend to change favorite beers frequently, and you're the type most likely to take a "beers of the world" tour.When you get drunk, you're fearless. You lose all your inhibitions.You're just as likely to party with a group of strangers as you are to wake up in a very foreign place.
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You scored as Thrash Metalist. Thrash metalist, you like thrash as much as anything else.

Thrash Metalist


72%

Heavy Metal/Old School


62%

Black Metalist


58%

Death Metalist


52%

Progressive Metalist


45%

Funeral Doom Metalist


45%

Non-Metal


45%

Power Metalist


42%
Which metal genre do you love the most? (Prepare for a long quiz!!!)
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Books:

I am 87% Evil Genius.
.. I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the
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What house of 1000 corpses character are you?

Captain Spaulding
He seems like the all around good guy. He likes to play jokes, entertain all his guests
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You scored as You are a Demon. There's no nice way of saying it. You're a Demon!.. And you like it that way! You are often called a pyromaniac and keep matches or a lighter on you at all times. Your idea of fun is poking those poor damned souls with your pitch fork. Just be careful you don't get burned in all your fun!!

You are a Demon


92%

You are a Vampiric Elf!


75%

Fallen Angel


67%

Vampire


67%

Black Witch


58%
What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)
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Heroes:

My Grandpa Willey, He taught me to never let my disability stop me from something I wanted.And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, Et Spirtus Sancti. - Boondock Saints GOD I LOVE THIS MOVIE!
You're 85% Irish
Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you! How Irish Are You?
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
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Which Horror Movie Killer Are You?

Leprechaun
Your the killer Leprechaun, you love your gold and will literaly kill for it. Your a sneaky lil devil too to short to be notice, Hiding in trees, making animal sounds. Your smart too making deals, and always keeping your end of the bargain. If anyone every double-crossed you youd make sure they never did it again. ooOOoohh your fiesty.
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Posted by The Chairman on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 08:19:00 PST

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Posted by The Chairman on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:06:00 PST

injury on the play

So on Wednesday night after going out for Ora's bday. I was coming around the back yard to go down into my room. I slipped on a patch of mud and fucked up my back. Since then I have had pain in my mid...
Posted by The Chairman on Sat, 26 May 2007 09:21:00 PST

Surgeon General Warning

US Department of Health & Human Services Office of the Surgeon General Washington, DC February 22, 2007   IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PHYSICIANS CONFIDENTIAL Subject: New contamination possible ...
Posted by The Chairman on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:26:00 PST

life as we know it

Today i went to the doctor for a physical, and to tell the doctor i have trouble sleeping. Well he gave me some meds for it and here i am still awake and wanting to sleep. damnit! damnit all to hell!
Posted by The Chairman on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:09:00 PST

quit being stupid

Ever have one of those days where you wanna tear shit up and you call a friend to tell them about it. They tell you to stop being stupid? Yep, that was today. I am in a much better mood. Thanks Kara.
Posted by The Chairman on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:42:00 PST

benefit concert for Thora

So I went to a concert last night that was held for a 5 month old girl who was violently shaken by her day care provider... This little girl has lost her eye sight and has to go through physical threo...
Posted by The Chairman on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:15:00 PST

Work

Well today was a good day... At my full time job we had to load trucks so i was in and out of the fucking cold all day. When I got to the restaurant to work tonight i still couldnt feel my fingers. Wh...
Posted by The Chairman on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:33:00 PST

A friendship

I'm tired of being looked at as a push over. I do alot of things for my friends because they mean alot to me.. But when a friend uses me and uses other friends of mine, it really hurts. I am usually t...
Posted by The Chairman on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:25:00 PST

Twista is down with the Wrath

Last night Me and my buddy Chris went out to Trophys to go hang out with some co-workers of mine. After they left we went into the bar so Chris could do some Kararoke. Chris sang the song Sister Chris...
Posted by The Chairman on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 07:41:00 PST