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Abstract Theory

The Gluteus Maximus of Music

About Me

From the depths of the Inland Empire, Wayne, Austin, Aaron, and Kateri all come together for one goal: to be different as humanly possible, and then expanding the humanly possible to a bigger possibility so that we can be that much more different.
Huh?
How different can one band be?. . . you might ask. Okay. Try taking a hot dog, put it in a bun, spread on some jelly, add whip cream, and a hint of spray butter, and there you have it! (True story by the way. It was an after practice snack concocted by Aaron and Wayne.)
So at 3,100 ft. above sea level, with wholesome up-bringings, unforgiving awesomeness, evasive maneuvers, and kung-fu grip guitar playing, these hopeful individuals are ABSTRACT THEORY!!!!
But seriously. . . . .
Wayne, Aaron, Austin, and Kateri are four very serious musicians dedicated to striving to be the best progressive band out there (excluding Dream Theater and Spock's Beard, because that is like fighting a Kodiak bear with a blender or Paul Verehoven's career.)
Abstract Theory tends to write rather epic (aka long) songs, but please give them a listen if you have 15 minutes to spare. Remember, any praises and constructive criticism are greatly appreciated!
Your neighborhood friendly prog musicians,
Abstract Theory
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Music:

Member Since: 8/26/2004
Band Members:
Aaron Guillen
Bass and longest hair

Wayne Ingram
Guitar, lumberjack, and as of recently, longest hair.

Kateri
Keyboard with a dash of "femme fatale".

Austin Wood
Drums, background vocals, and general n00bin'

Former members:
Andrew Wright - Vocals/Guitar
Mike Martinez - Keyboard

Influences: Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, Rush, Yes, Spock's Beard, Neal Morse, Pink Floyd, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Buckethead, Frank Gambale, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Primus, Hiromi Uehara, The Chick Corea Elektric Band, The Flower Kings, Symphony X, Mats Morgan Band, Opeth, Tower of Power, Tool, Tony Levin, Jaco Pastorious, Vital Information, Dave Weckl Band, The Police, Victor Wooten, the late, great Frank Zappa and too much more...

Sounds Like: The cacophonous din of squirmy cat ears flopping into a brick wall that is in the shape of Jesus Christ making obscene gestures to a professional celebrity toenail impersonator, smothered in a thick coating of miniature baked beans and tornadoes.Music :)
Type of Label: None

My Blog

UPDATE!!!!!

Sorry for a lack of updates lately, but we have been super busy! We've been recording our EP for the past month and a half, which Nick D'Virgilio (Spock's Beard, Tears For Fears) is set to mix and ma...
Posted by Abstract Theory on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 06:33:00 PST

A Big Thank You

Thank you to everyone who came out to the show last night. We hope you had a good time. We know we did.If you didn't...well, you just missed out. :) That's okay! You get one more chance to redeem your...
Posted by Abstract Theory on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:54:00 PST

Kateri speaks!

I hope the guys don't get mad at me. I took the liberty of pimping up this sad little MySpace page and gave it a wonderful (in progress) face-lift. I also wanted to stop by to introduce myself. Born ...
Posted by Abstract Theory on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:55:00 PST

DISCLAIMER

We apologize to anyone who got or will get their faces rocked off at any of our previous or upcoming shows. However, we are not responsible for lost, damaged, or melted faces.You agree that your face ...
Posted by Abstract Theory on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 08:56:00 PST

Reunion

The band just got back together after a long break-up, and we will be playing our first show in over a year at the Coffee Klatch in Rancho on July 29th. There will be new originals for those who have ...
Posted by Abstract Theory on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 12:49:00 PST

New Member of Abstract Theory!!!!!

Yes guys and girls, we have finally done it. We have found the perfect keyboardist for Abstract Theory. Everybody, welcome Mike Martinez to the band. Hopefully you'll be hearing his amazing skills ...
Posted by Abstract Theory on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST