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Reverend Ryan

I want a rich young dumb nymphomaniac.

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WWRPD?

WWRPD? There are few people in public life who, through thick and thin, rain or shine, stick to their principles. Ron Paul is one of those few.He has never voted to raise taxes.He has neve...
Posted by Reverend Ryan on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:26:00 PST

Hewwo Sherfifff.....

So I'm at Loretta's after work, I go out for a smoke (the kitchen was still open so no smoking), and who should I almost hit with the door on the way out but Lupe the Latino Lesbian, who you might kno...
Posted by Reverend Ryan on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 11:13:00 PST

Ten things people need to learn

An overly-obsessive, darker than necessary tan looks a whole lot more sicky than the palest natural skin. And we saw you seven shades lighter three months ago. You're not fooling anyone.Nobody cares h...
Posted by Reverend Ryan on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 05:29:00 PST

Greenpeace - proof the left is just as moronic as the right

When Greenpeace mobilized to protest nuclear energy at a recent appearance by President Bush to promote his nuclear energy policy, they forgot to fill in all the boiler-plate.From the Greenpeace anti-...
Posted by Reverend Ryan on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 05:07:00 PST

Those Cunts in Colorado

Hello, and welcome again to that popular show "Your State Needs To At Least Have The Courtesy To Use Lube." In our last two episodes, we saw South Dakota outlawing a woman's privacy by banning all abo...
Posted by Reverend Ryan on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 07:45:00 PST

Missouri is Even Worse

The second in my series on state that are full of fucking morons (See "South Dakota is for Whackos").  Apparently, Missouri is even worse.Missouri legislators in Jefferson City considered a bill ...
Posted by Reverend Ryan on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 12:29:00 PST

SOUTH DAKOTA IS FOR WHACKOS

South Dakota recently passed a bill outlawing most abortions. Now of course such a bill is almost certainly unconstitutional according to court precedent from Roe vs Wade, and the bill is likely to be...
Posted by Reverend Ryan on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 10:37:00 PST

MySpace, Gay Cowboys, and Sureshot Cheney

Bill - Good evening, and welcome to the Myspace and Gay Cowboys Show featuring Dick "Sureshot" Cheny (formerly known as the Evening News). I'm Bill Foresex, and with me is Sandy Butts, who is filling ...
Posted by Reverend Ryan on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 08:17:00 PST

The Gay Dictionary

Certain words and catch-phrases have worked their way into the Gay Subculture. Here are those words and catch-phrases decoded for you!!!! Total Top1) I have masculinity and control issues 2) I'm...
Posted by Reverend Ryan on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 08:59:00 PST

Need a Valentine's Date

Well Valentine's Day is 12 days away, so I need to get to it findin me a date....Here's the deal--Dinner, maybe a movie, drinks afterward, etc., all on me.  Sound like a good time?  Well jus...
Posted by Reverend Ryan on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 06:36:00 PST