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HOLLYWOOD ANIMAL

more than a mishap but less than alright

About Me

my story begins on a not so special friday before christmas in the mid eighties. i was brought into the world by the union of a young cop who had never left his hometown and a well traveled interior designer and teacher who really did not have as much ambition as she pretended to. i grew up in an older suburban community that was shaded by herds of large oak and pecan trees. we had a big back yard and a forty year old house that had as much character as a real home should. we have always had dogs and numerous other pets of perhaps a more exotic nature. i was a trouble maker in elementry school, an awkward goody goody nerd through most of middle school, and a conservative church going kiss ass with seriously repressed homosexual tendencies in high school. my passions were music, theatre, and filmmaking... i didnt really care about much else besides my best friend. my senior year of high school i became an eagle scout, graduated, and then came out to a not so surprised group of family and friends. i started my infamous college career to try and advance my chances of one day becoming the next big hollywood hotshot... after i take over new york of course. this is the point at which we find me currently residing. i sleep late and watch a lot of crap television. i look at the world through a lens... constantly contemplating my next masterpiece. i cherish moments with friends and family. i take this journey one step at a time... i never stop moving along the path. its bumps and dips and turns and detours guide me always to where i am supposed to be. and i never think too hard... because that is what gets me in trouble. these are a few of my favorite things:- staying up all night and watching the sun rise - a bright cup of coffee and a cigarette - laughing at something only you and i understand - singing at the top of my lungs - being snuggled up to a loved one - receiving stinky kisses from my dogScreen Names: [AIM] mutethemath [YAHOO!] audioboxer1220email: [email protected] Check out my blogs: XANGA // LIVEJOURNAL Check out my film website: EXODUSFILMS.com Or on Myspace: myspace.com/EXODUSFILM "patrick" by bethypoo Patrick is my friend, though different schools we do attend, so this poem I now have penned, and it to you I send, with its verses now unfurled.We both do love to laugh, shepherds often use a staff, at the zoo lives a giraffe, so I conclude this on behalf of Patrick, who rocks the world!
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My Interests

The unique, antique, and odd.

I'd like to meet:

LeAnn Rimes, Sugababes, Dolly Parton, Baz Lhurmann, Jake Gyllenhaal, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Kathy Griffin, Margaret Cho, Ellen DeGeneres, Anderson Cooper, Kylie Minogue.

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Music:

I listen to: MUTEMATH, Vedera, Radiant*, Club Of The Sons, SEAL, Teddybears, Keane, Shiny Toy Guns, The Rapture, The Hourly Radio, Coldplay, Sugababes, The Bravery, Rufus Wainwright, Rilo Kiley, U2, t.A.T.u., Imogen Heap, Ace Of Base, ABBA, Carrie Underwood, Kelly Clarkson, LeAnn Rimes, MUSE, M.I.A., Björk, Maroon5, Jenny Lewis, Regina Spektor, Lily Allen, The Arcade Fire, Nathan Walters, Castledoor, Plus One, Earthsuit, Macrosick, Kylie Minogue, Blue October, The Afters, Jason Mraz, John Mayer, 30 Seconds To Mars, The Academy Is..., Eisley, Sixpence None The Richer, Leigh Nash, Levi Weaver, Paco Estrada, The Benjamin Gate, Tegan And Sara, ZZ Top, The Working Title, The Cinematics, Wilshire, Something Corperate, Jack's Mannequin, Sigur Ros, Linkin Park, Snow Patrol, Scissor Sisters, Amy Winehouse, Avril Lavigne, Postal Service, The Polyphonic Spree, Pat Benetar, Panic! At The Disco, Gwen Stefani, Nelly Furtado, Timbaland, Justin Timberlake, Needtobreathe, MSTRKRFT, Moby, Missy Elliot, Mika, Mat Kearney, Lovedrug, Matisyahu, Madonna, Liz Phair, KT Tunstall, The Hush Sound, Katharine McPhee, Straylight Run, Hellogoodbye, Ginny Owens, The Fray, FrouFrou, Dolly Parton, Lindsay Lohan, Dixie Chicks, David Crowder*Band, Sarah Brendel, Daniel Bedingfield, Natasha Bedingfield, Britney Spears, Annie, Cascada, All American Rejects, Alanis Moorisette, Mashlin, Michelle Branch, MAE, Mizzie, Modeselektor, Plumb, Prince, RAZE, Relient K, Skillet, The Sounds, Stacie Orrico, Spice Girls, Switchfoot, Weezer, Yeah Yeah Yeahssarah brendel wants to be your friend

Movies:

Moulin Rouge, Strangers With Candy, Children Of Men, Little Miss Sunshine, Contact, Crash, V For Vendetta, Happy Endings, Amelie, Clue, Mean Girls, The Sound Of Music, Memoirs Of A Geisha, The United States Of Leland, Straight Talk, Memento, The Birdcage, The Triplets Of Belleville, Brokeback Mountain, Closer, Metropolis, Chicago, Dreamgirls, A Very Long Engagement, RENT, Brokedown Palace, The Village, What Dreams May Come, Dr. Strangelove, Ghost, Soap Dish, Birth, 9 To 5, Strictly Ballroom, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Marie Antoinette, Capote, Bedknobs & Broomsticks, Signs, Saved!, His Girl Friday, The Searchers, Kill Bill Vol. I, Napoleon Dynamite, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, The Wizard Of Oz, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Willy Wonka & Chocolate Factory, Pirates Of The Caribbean Trilogy, The Family Stone, Harry Potter & The Prisoner Of Azkaban, Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire, Cool Runnings, O Brother Where Art Thou?, To Wong Foo: Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar, To Kill A Mockingbird, Minority Report, Hedwig & The Angry Inch, Back To The Future, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Finding Nemo, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, The Producers, Lady In The Water, The Pursuit Of Happyness, Apocalypto, The Devil Wears Prada, Shopgirl, The Queen, Notes On A Scandal, Vacancy, Psycho, North By Northwest, The Trouble With Harry, Disturbia, Running With Scissors, The Ring, Stranger Than Fiction, The Prestige, The Illusionist, Thank You For Smoking, The Science Of Sleep, Amores Perros, Pan's Labyrinth

Television:

UGLY BETTY!! Felicity, Real World, Futurama, Family Guy, The Simple Life, LOST, Third Rock From The Sun, Big Brother, HEROES, Deal Or No Deal, 30 Rock, Frasier, Project Runway, The Critic, Top Chef, Top Design, Weeds, Sheer Genius, My Life On The D-List, On The Lot, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!

Books:

Annie Proulx, C.S. Lewis, J.K. Rowling, David Sedaris, David Crowder, Donald Miller, Gregory Maguire, Carl Sagan, Hanif Kureishi

Heroes:

Baz Lhurmann, Stephen Schwartz, Johnny Cash, Kathy Griffin, Ellen Degeneres, Dolly Parton, and Joan Rivers.

My Blog

You Are Invited

Ok... so my birthday is on Thursday the 20th. We are all getting together at JR's in Dallas around 9pm that night for whoever wants to come out and help me celebrate starting a new year. No presents o...
Posted by HOLLYWOOD ANIMAL on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:01:00 PST

UPDATED: im so (NOT) fucked.

i need a roommate and/or a room before the end of december that is less than $500 all bills paid. ideas anyone? seriously... or i have to move back to houston. right now... im completely fucked.UPDATE...
Posted by HOLLYWOOD ANIMAL on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 05:35:00 PST

HELP! ASAP! $@!

I need to find someone that knows pretty much everything about cars and is willing to help me diagnose and fix my 99 Malibu without charging me out the ass for labor. It is most likely one or a combin...
Posted by HOLLYWOOD ANIMAL on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 06:03:00 PST

Commentary: Chris Crocker.

I can't just sit here and not say anything substantial about this anymore. Chris Crocker. What. The. Hell?!?If you don't know him by name you sure as hell know him as the "Leave Britney Alone!" guy......
Posted by HOLLYWOOD ANIMAL on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 08:42:00 PST

MUSE!

I saw MUSE last night! AMAZING!looooooooook: BEST SHOW EVER....
Posted by HOLLYWOOD ANIMAL on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:46:00 PST

trust no one.

i think i am done trusting people.for good maybe.
Posted by HOLLYWOOD ANIMAL on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:17:00 PST

DO NOT INSERT INTO YOUR ___________

what the hell?!?
Posted by HOLLYWOOD ANIMAL on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:18:00 PST

How To Build A Time Machine

If I have understood correctly Velocity equals the distance traveled Divided by time I've read every word ever printed On quantum physics And now it is time to try I read your book, I found your notes...
Posted by HOLLYWOOD ANIMAL on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:34:00 PST

Podcast anyone?

Want free downloads of my films for your iPod? Clicky below and they will be delivered to your iTunes library INSTANTLY!EXODUSFILMS Podcast...
Posted by HOLLYWOOD ANIMAL on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 02:22:00 PST

you come to me...

lame i know... but blame a guy for trying?...
Posted by HOLLYWOOD ANIMAL on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:56:00 PST