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Whoa NO!!!!!!!!!!!

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About Me


What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Jack Daniels
Beverage (alc) ? Jack Daniels
Color ? Black
Food ? Pussy
Item of clothing ? Loin Cloth
Meal of the day ? Umm, breakfast?
Feature on yourself ? Penis
Quality in a guy/girl ? Eyes, smile, ass...in a girl...I'm not sure about a guy
Phrase ? What kind of a sick son of a bitch are you anyway?
Song ? Theme From Mash...NOT! Since I've been Loving You-Led Zeppelin
Musical Artist/Band ? Led Zeppelin
Sport ? Football
Movie ? Wayne's World, Airplane, Deepthroat...Shh, I choked Linda Lovelace
TV Show ? Mash
Radio Station ? WFOX and some AM bullshit as well
Type of Chocolate ? Milk chocolate...
Eye Color ? If you got eyes...we're in business. But mainly brown and blue.
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? My sister has a fuckin dumb ass dog. Nothing cool though...I want a wild dingo or a venemous duck. Maybe a wolverine!!
Smoke ? Sometimes...yes
Drink ? Haha, when don't I? If i didn't live in this shit hole city, I might be sober completly.
Have any piercings ? Three in left ear
Have any tatoos ? Tiger on my upper left arm, and soon, bonham's symbol on my left forearm
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend Not really, almost...but not quite. It came close, but my buddy got hit by a car. It was cool though, my girl was a psycho hose beast at the time.
Had sex ? Well, I'm a singer in a band...and then I'm a drummer in two other bands. I don't think so, however, I could be wrong. Actually, I was very drunk at the time(s). It was fun.
Gone streaking ? Sometimes...yes
Gone skinny dipping ? Sometimes...yes
Been to Europe ? Fuck the FRENCH!!!!!!!
Been to an island ? Chuck norris once went to the virgin islands...Now they're simply known as...the islands.
Had stitches ? Nope
Broken any bones ? Twice
Been stabbed/shot ? I got stabbed with a pencil once, but i about killed the SOB, it hasn't happened since.
Slept until after 12:00 ? Not always.
Stayed up all night ? Sometimes...yes
Danced like a whore ? Ha, no. But I've danced with a whore.
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? Yep...
Turned down a dare ? Nope
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? Me
Is the prettiest ? Not sure yet
Is the most handsom ? Me
Is the loudest ? Me
Is the craziest ? Me
Is the most shy ? Jason
Is the most loving ? Jason
Is the most understanding ? Jason
Is the richest ? Robert and Chuck Norris
Is the most cocky ? Me and Chuck Norris
Is the biggest sex icon ? Me and Chuck Norris
Is the most wordly/cultured ? Jason haha, that queer
Do you look up to the most ? Jesus Christ and Chuck Norris
Do you tell everything to ? Jason
Has the best clothes ? Fuck, I don't know....chuck norris
Has the best house ? Hell, I don't know...chuck norris
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? Nope...that's sick. But shrooms are good on it.
Kiss someone of the same sex ? On a drunk dare for at least 50 bucks...why the fuck not?
Cheat on someone you love ? Never
Run away from home ? Never
Lie to your parents ? NEVER
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? NEVER...I hate lying
Lie to your best friend ? NEVER
Give a homeless person money ? Been done...but they need to get jobs
Run from the police ? Been done, but they weren't running after me. I busted out when a party got busted.
Bungee jump ? Love to
Sky dive ? Love to
Cross dress ? Yep
Be an exotic dancer ? Yep
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? Been done..Thanks to IHOP, i've had many a free breaktasts
Scuba dive ? Yep
Go rock climbing ? Hell Yea
Go spulunking (caving) ? Hell yea
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? Gay white boy
Bologna ? Oscar Meyer wiener
Hott ? Cute chick with a tite ass
Orange ? Orange
Real world ? Gay show
Fuck ? You
Jack ? Daniels
Cucumber ? Vaginal secretion
Hip-Hop ? Hippie to the hip hip hop and you don't stop rockin to the bang bang boggie to the rythym of the boogie the beat
Uniform ? Military...And Work...By the way, thank you US MILITARY FOR SERVING OUR COUNTRY!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALLL!!!!!!!!!
UniCORN ! ? Faggots
Rainbow ? Faggots
Clown ? Not faggots
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!To those who claim they know...I couldn't tell you anything about me. I'm a drummer/musician. Everybody asks why I introduce myself like that...Well, because I play a ton of instruments...FLUENTLY, and I'm damn good at every one of them. However, I'm a drummer at heart, and an extremely good one at that. I promise.
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My Interests

Everything. I'm self amused. I play in three bands, one's a cover band, one's hard rock and one is just plain good ol' rock n roll baby. Like a Led Zeppelin meets Jazz deal. Ya dig? Cincinnati Bengals...WHO DEY BITCH!!!!!!!!I also like long walks on the beach...haha, I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO THE BEACH!!!! I've been to umm, the beach on Lake Michigan. It's beautiful!!! But umm, I love to drink. I'm a drinker, and I can drink well. It's one of my finest skills, haha...I don't drink a ton, but I do drink and I do love it. I like a lot of music obviously and I love to party.

I'd like to meet:

People I'd like to meet? That's a tough question. Umm, Robert Plant would be cool, and Jimmy Page, I almost met Bob Dylan in Chicago, him and I were staying at the same hotel and I went down for a drink...Missed the son of a bitch by about 20 minutes. He was in town for that week. However, I did see his show in Chicago a week later. Chicago's beautiful man, I love it. Umm, but a lot of people, I'd like to meet. Anyway, you get the picture.

Music:

LED ZEPPELIN, as always...Still the BEST.AC/DC, ZZ Top, Pink Floyd, Stevie Ray Vaughan AND Double Trouble, Buddy Guy, Otis Redding, Steely Dan, Blood, Sweat and Tears, Disco Biscuits,Howlin Wolf Greatful Dead, James Gang,James Brown, Phish, Black Eyed Peas, Donovan, Bob Dylan, Bruce Willis (haha), Kool and the Gang, AWB, Def Leppard, Black Crowes, Joe Cocker, The Doobie Brothers, The Alman Brothers, The Reightous Brothers, The Mario Bros. (haha), Elvis, Van Morison, The Doors, BB King, Rush, Janis, P-Funk, Robert Randolph and the Family Band, Journey, KISS, Blackfoot, J. Giels Band, The Dick Richards Band...(haha, that's my band), Ozzy, Sabbath, Tool, Frank Zappa (with or without the Mothers), Steve Vai, some John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Tommy Castro, Duke Ellington, Scot Joplin, Fats Waller, Fats Domino, Guns N Roses, Miles Davis, anything that's done well...Prince, Johnny Cash, Hank Jr., Michael Jackson, Jackson 5...some of Michael and Prince...WEIRD AL, like I said...If it's done well, it's fucking good. Gotta have a groove man, gotta have a groove. Take the quiz: "Which Far out 60's-70's band are you?"

Pink Floyd
You are PINK FLOYD! This means your deep yet misunderstood...and the hard core drugs don't help either.

Movies:

Airplane, UHF, The Doors, Murder at 1600, My Fellow Americans, Jurrasic Park, Star Wars, Team America, Naked Gun, Roger Rabbit, Windtalkers, The Rock, Anger Management, The Excorcist, Seven and so many more, I'll watch anything. JAMES BOND!!!!!My favorite actor: Jack Nicholson, Robert Deniro, Joe Pesci, Ray Liota, Al Pacino, anyone that plays James Bond so far, James Cagney, Humphrey Bogart. The list is astounding. If they're good, they're good. Juaqin Pheonix did an amazing job as my boy Johnny Cash. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit...I like all kinds of shit. Ask me, I'll tell ya.

Television:

Two and a Half Men, How I Met Your Mother...My name is Earl...American Idol is good when I'm stoned or drunk. Plus, I gotta say, Simon kills me, and some of those girls are hotter than hell. BBC Crown Jewels (VH1 Classic concerts), Austin City Limits, The War at Home, Family Guy, Simpsons, Chapelle, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, Whatever...Hogan Knows Best and Surviving Nugent.

Books:

I'm a huge fan of Non-Fiction. I read a lot of books about war, history, and a touch of politics. But mainly, politics are bullshit, so let's cut the crap out of their. I don't read much, but when I do, normally that's what it is. Lately I've been reading "American Soldier" by Gen. Tommy Franks. It's pretty decent, I just started the other day. I'll keep you updated.

Heroes:

Batman, John Bonham, Jim Morrison, John Dillinger, Al Capone, Jim Croce and Donovan.This is pointless, there's way too many to list.

My Blog

Fun fun fun fun fun

Today is December 10th. A day in history. Led Zeppelin will momentarily be taking the stage in England's 02 Arena, and I'm not there. Mostly because of the huge fucking bill I dropped on that Chica...
Posted by Whoa NO!!!!!!!!!!! on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 06:08:00 PST

Stairway...denied

And as we wind on down the roadOur shadows taller than our soulsThere walks a lady we all knowWho shines white light and wants to showHow everything still turns to goldAnd if you listen very hardThe t...
Posted by Whoa NO!!!!!!!!!!! on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:05:00 PST

oooh la la

What a fuckin week man...I've done everything from work my ass off to getting off tequila and watching the sunrise from the golf course. I'm so broke right now, I can't even see straight and I'm goin...
Posted by Whoa NO!!!!!!!!!!! on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 10:30:00 PST

July 4th, Independence Day

Look, I don't want to sound repetitive about fourth of July, but it's something I must say. Please remember and keep all of our troops and their families in our prayers. Whether or not you agree wit...
Posted by Whoa NO!!!!!!!!!!! on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 03:55:00 PST

Awesome

I just got back from my buddies band's show...it was tite...American Harcore, they have a myspace, check them out. I guess I'll never hear from here again...I'll be surprised if I do...Van Halen is g...
Posted by Whoa NO!!!!!!!!!!! on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:03:00 PST

Nice to know

It's nice to know that I get support from so many friends...not. Thanks Marco, you're quite the homosexuel yourself. But, I digress...I started this natural pill today called hoodia or something...b...
Posted by Whoa NO!!!!!!!!!!! on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 04:57:00 PST

Just A Gigalo

So, I might like big tits....But I'm just a gigalo, and everywhere I go people know the part I'm playing. I pay for every dance, and sell each romance, and ooh, I could say that there will come a day...
Posted by Whoa NO!!!!!!!!!!! on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 11:38:00 PST

Sweet Shit

So, let's see, got a new job, that pays well...we've got two weekends booked in a row...we're writing originals, and they are starting to sound good. We're kicking up a notch and should have music ou...
Posted by Whoa NO!!!!!!!!!!! on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:33:00 PST

Goodbye Cruel World

Goodbye, cruel world,Im leaving you today.Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.Goodbye all you people,Theres nothing you can say,To make me change my mind.Goodbye...
Posted by Whoa NO!!!!!!!!!!! on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:33:00 PST

So...

What a week it's been...I'm not sure what made me start writing in here.  But it's become somewhat addicting.  It's better than cigarettes...sometimes.  Sometimes cigarettes are the bes...
Posted by Whoa NO!!!!!!!!!!! on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:01:00 PST