80's anything, androgynous little girls, animals, anti-establishments, art, band shirts, bandanas, being alone, being held, being seduced, best friends, big trucks, biting, black felttip pens, bondage pants, books, boot fetish, big fucking boot fetish, laceup, docs, the ones with metal on the outsides, boots and braces baby mmmm, bright coloured hair, burnt cds, cartoons, cheesecake, cheezy 80's horror flicks, chipped nailpolish, christmas lights, clear nailpolish, coffee, concerts, corny comments, cotten candy bubblebaths, cotten candyperfume, crushes, dragqueens, drawing, dry humping, dyed hair, faith no more, fake rape scenarios, fruity candles, fuzzy handcuffs, fuzzy handkuffs, gangsters and goodfellas, gangster films, geeks, girl thrashbands, green eyes, hard kisses, hardkore, heavy metal, heavy petting, herbal tea, hiking, hot topics, humour, ikea, individualism, innocent flirting, intellegence, jazz, jerry springer, jumping in puddles, kink, lamps, late night phonecalls, leppard print anything, lesbians, lipgloss, lipstick dykes, making my own jewellery, metal, mismatched socks, mittens, movies, music, my kittens, nature, nature walks, offroading, oral, oversized hoodies, petnames, photographs, piercing people, piercings, plants, plastic pink flamingos, poetry, polorids, porn, posters, pot, punk, punkrock, rainstorms, re-decorating my place, roadkill, roadtrips, rockabilly, safteypins, scarface, scented candles, school girls, secondhand stores, seinfeld, short stories, shrooms, sleeping in, smooth skin, snail mail, spooning, steeltoe docks, stickers, sublime, sundaes, tattoos, the beach at night, the sopranos, tony montanna, the winking cat, thigh-highs, thrash, tight hugs, traveling, ultimate frisbee, value village, vanilla coke, vintage stuff, warm breezes, wearing your hoody, webcams, zines
dear god. i'd love to meet and eventually ravage the following men:
: benicio del toro
: james gandolfini
: brad garett (robert from everybody loves raymond)
: jack nicholson
: jim carrey
: david bowie
: sebastian bach (god skidrow rules)
: jello biafra
: wesely willis
: nicholas cage
: al fucking pacino man.
: Bobbie D. (robert deniro)
: christian slayter
: kevin costner
: Ronnie James Dio (seriously its demented. i have this weird obsession with him.. i even got his name tattooed on the back of my fucking neck man)
: Phil Anselmo
: bam margera
: doctor phil - but only so i could punch him upside the fucking head man
: jerry springer (and again. its not so much to sex him up as just go a little bushwhacked on the springer show...)
: bruce willis
: johnny depp
:edward norton
:tim burton
:garth brooks , randy travis, deric rouilltan, keith urban, and tim mcgraw (its probably for the best if i group my cowboy affliction boys all in one go there..)
:that clueless cutie from breaker high who amused me ceaselessly with his antics, Ryan Gosling .... ;)
and finally matthew perry. i *love* that man.
ok . now . The SLUTS I WANNA BANG LIST: featuring the following lovely little trollups. this list is likely to be long, and extrodinairily crude
. brody dalle (i worship the distillers)
. just about any suicide girl ....
. angelina jollie (a popular choice im sure, but something about those massive cocksucker lips and u just know shes gotta dirty mouth. i heard her and billy were into switchblade sex. thats fucking wikkid hot.)
. milla jovovich (but mostly only in either 5th element or resident evil)
. madonna
. that broad who plays karen on will and grace, she looks like she'd be a kinky dirty lesbiean man. so much fun.
. those too hot broads from the photograph "THE KISS" by tanya chalkin
. teegan and sarah
. ani difranco
. what the hell, lets toss in those two pre teen hotties from that russian pop group TATTU .. they just ,, uknow.. get up on stage with a bunch of hot backup dancers in boys underwear and dance and make out. like. its a hot russian burlesque show, yaknow?
. winona ryder girl inturrupted style, or maybe beetlejuice style, or maybe a bit of edward sissorhands kinda getup going on .... probably the beetlejuice look. she makes a wikkid hot little surly goth slut.
. an afterthought, seeing as how im huge into the trashy slut look i would LOVE to have a go at paris hilton. christ the things i'd do to that girl .. jesus.
. and in the spirit of trash talking loud mouth slutty whores, howbout tossin courtney love into the mixer there. sure, she killed kurt, but goddamit is she hot as hell.. come on, tell me she wouldnt be a fantastic psychotic lay. wow.
in retrospect i've considered one more addition to the categories of ppl i'd liek to meet.
...for the sake of interest:
- howard stern
- david letterman
- quienten tarrintino
- the dhali lamah
- alley G
- john stewart
- steven spielberg
- glen danzig
lets make this simple on ourselves here shall we ?
i like anything thats obnoxiously loud, ergo , i appreciate hardcore,
metal,
thrash,
grindcore,
rockabilly ,
psychorockabilly ,
80's music rules, it was a dark day for eyebrows, chiffon, tonewashed jeans fashion in general, and big hair but the music makes up for all of that man ....
im not afraid to admit this here,, i love country. u here that? i LOVE it. i like the old stuff like johnny cash, and merle haggard but i also love the poppy twangy new stuff too. thats right. i said it.
punk is pretty sexual as well. im a fan. oh and i like oldies, as well as all that psychadelic crap from the 60s and 70s .. pretty much just dont rule out anything.
a bit of jazz, bluegrass, maybe some ska or dixie land? its all great.
and now i shall name off a few choice favourite musicians.
x Avenged Sevenfold
x Bad Religion
x Tiger Army
x Flogging Molly
x The Distllers
x Garth Brooks
x The NewYork Dolls
x Zeke
x Iron Maiden
x DIO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
x Gwar
x billie holiday
x miles davis
and the such and the such. maybe i'll just take a freeze frame of my winamp song list and put it down here for anyone that truly cares enough to read it all...
ohman. im a huge movie buff so again. im going to try to break this down into genres and just add a few choice ones to each:
horror / sci fi -
yeah. so. love it. just that simple. the only kinda horror flicks i do not salivate over are the new teen scream ones.. i mean, if somethings meant to be scary but its done in a B rated Trauma Teen horror flick sorta way, or it just plain scares the crap out of me, great. fantastic. but that stuff like Fear Dot Com, or The Ring, That Anaconda snake movie b.s. they're cranking out, or well i dont know.. that shit. fuck it. burn the reels, forget we ever let such garbage filter thru and marr the good name of horror flicks.
- The exorcist
- The Thing
- Body Snatchers
- ANY of the Trauma Teen movies
- Slashers
- in the mouth of madness
- a well done steven king book turned movie. its rare, but they exist. take IT for example ...
- ohgod, how could i almost forget Naked Lunch
- Blue Velvet
- CreepShow 1 and 2 !!!!
ohkay and another one i bought recently that i just adore... is Ravenous . cannibals rock my world, they make it look SO appatizing lol. i cant spell.
ok hmm...
comedy -
-hands down. the whole 9 yards. fanfucking tastic movie, again with the b.willis and matt perry. mmm
- 3 to tango
- die hard
- ANYTHING with david spade, chris farley, norm mcdonald, or will ferrel in it.
sweet jesus is will ferral not the funniest man alive? that movie old school slays me . everytime.
artistic films -
- muhulland drive
- blue velvet fits into this category too
- eraser head
and going hand in hand with my terrible affiliation with the 80s ....
- the meatballs series
- porkys
- 18 and life to go (interestingly, this movie shares the name as one skidrow song i adore....)
last one. i promise
kids movies -
i was going to tie this one into the 80s stuff, but i figured it was good enough to have a category of its own. im not talking disney shit here, no no folks. the stuff i grew up on
neverending story
dark crystal
garbage pail kids
labrynth
the such the such ....
ohyeah. there are some more i need to add in retrospect here
ok
so its beensaid before and i'll say it again
i ... love ... steven segal. i am such a huge fuckin steven segal fan, he is the sexist sonofa bitch ever. everytime i watch him kick ass and just destroy some cheezy typecasted early 90s bad actor, i fuckin lose my mind man. he could just toss u around like a fuckin ragdoll. UGH *groin thrust*
yeah thats right bitches, segal is cool enough he can kick ass and then croon about it after. how wet does that make ME?
in the theme of action heros .im a big fan of those boxoffice hits like, faceoff (i have every fuckin word memorized) braveheart, conn air, true romance, any of that shit at all, escape from newyork, escape from L.A., judge dredd, demolition man, solider, uknow what i mean?
ohh ohh and *some* drama flicks. but the thing with those is they make me so sad for days i just carry around this horrible overwhelming sense of pathos for this ficticious character from a movie. take for instance "I am Sam" wow. i cannot speak highly enough of this movie but for almost a week afterwards i think i was seriously depressed. or Whats eating Gilbert Grape ? ok yeah everyone loves the funny retard, but the movie is actually pretty gut winding at times eh? or Rainman, or fuckin Missisipi burning . THERES a movie to watch at a party. ha
uknow? im not huge on t.v but i am somewhat of a cartoon and sitcom junky .. hate those reality shows tho - the only one i ever watched was Joe Millionaire and any of u that are familiar with the pretense of that show can surely share a chuckle with me on the behaf of those money grubbing gold diggers ... anyway
- family guy
- simpsons
- aqua teen hunger force
- fritz the cat
- ren and stimpy
- roadrunner / coyote cartoons and pepe le peu ones with that cat hes always tryin to ravage
- everybody loves raymond
- will and grace
- king of queens
- HANDS DOWN seinfeld reigns supreme
- married w/children
- it was only on fer a bit but there was that one that was a takeoff of married w/children ,, hmm ,, unhappily ever after i think ?
- drew carry
- saved by the bell
- (marv will appreciate this one .... DAWSONS CREEK BABY YAH)
- the motherfucking sopranos
anything at ALL by steven king or richard bachman
peter straub
anything and everything i can get my hands on that has to do with serial killers. i have a strange fascination with them ...
nietzsche
grimms fairytales .. the old school scary ones where they boil people alive and cut off their heads and shit.
uknow. i dont think it really matters who i put down here because none of you know these people but whatever...
my highschool art teacher
my highschool counseller, the first shrink who i ever really opend up too... she worked wonders for me.
jello biafra
hand in hand with biafra is wesely willis ,, any of u who know him may say im crazy and why the hell would an irate skitzophrenic black man be one of my heros .. well kids... read up on him, find out the trials and tribulations he endured and why exactly hes so crazy now, and how mister biafra helped him out .. its really quite a fantastic story.
and generic ofcourse, but true none the less .. my parents. the mere fact they put up with my years of tremendous bullshit i put them through day in and day out and they still love me and are so proud of me. fuck man, it really choaks me up.
and my little brother.... hes not so much my little brother as my confidenat, best friend, and big brother in height, and maturity levels lol