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Junk Girl the Clown

Whoa! I almost cared for a second. And then it passed.

About Me

i just so happen to be in love with a jersey boy. he's my male twin. strangely enough, we sometimes share a brain. i'm thankful for my jersey boy. and he's thankful for me cuz i'm his beautiful freak...aka d!ckhead.
i have creative energy trapped in a vortex of everyday responsibility. every now and then it is released in a frenzy of manic activity whether it be writing, talking psuedo intelligent smack, or putting together a silly costume.
i write quite a bit. silly stuff. stupid stuff. any kinda stuff. check my blogs, but be sure to click 'older' one or more times to get the full random blog collection. i do not post everything and i do not have a method as to what i post and what i do not. that is why the collection is random, as am i sometimes when i'm not busy being calcuated.
normal is boring and distracting. strangeness requires fun and focus. straight lines and symmetry bore me. boxes are entirely too confining, so i avoid putting myself in one at all costs. caged animals tend to become dangerously restless and quite angry. and you thought clowns were scary?

My Interests



music (all kinds), live shows, writing, dancing, costuming, NOLA, laughing, drinking (wine and jameson whiskey), photography (learning), pictures of feet, debating, existentialism, reciprocity, rainy day naps (and naps on any other day), gardening (i can drop hundreds of dollars at a plant nursery), tattoos (i have 7), pin-up girls (i am one in my dreams), ebay, googling things (solution to lack of time for voracious reading), informed opinions (otherwise they're like a-holes and mean nothing to me since everybody's got one), public television and radio (support your local public station!), imagination in the midst of reality, all things family and friends

I'd like to meet:

no one in particular...unless of course you like to laugh, debate, think, drink, and be a part of the occasional silly shenanigan, then i want to meet you...BUT: whiny, high maintenance, judgmental prudes need not apply, esp ones prone to throwing stones while perched on a high horse sitting 'pretty' in a glass house. toxic drama queens beware: your asses are the kind i like to kick.

Music:



Yes, please...I like it a lot. I will do my best to go into detail. ani difranco, portishead, pj harvey, ben harper, cowboy junkies, jack johnson, ray lamontagne, g love, marc broussard, jason mraz, zero 7, the ditty bops, sia, esthero, sade, guster, bebel gilberto, pink martini, res, the new orleans bingo! show, morning 40 federation, linnzi zaorski, tori amos, sarah mclachlan, diana krall, natalie merchant, daft punk, the brand new heavies, gogol bordello, devotchka, the john butler trio, the dresden dolls, emiliana torrini...crap, a whole lot more. tune in for updates.

Movies:

mainly independent films and anything by woody allen.

Television:

history, national geographic, discovery, IFC, sundance, scifi...and wow wow wubbzy on noggin...but, all in all, i don't watch much TV. too many other creative and useful things to do.

Books:

don't really have time anymore, but there have been a few in the past that have made an impact: madness, amusing ourselves to death; bury me standing; media monopoly; girl, interrupted; letters to a young poet; inherit the wind; the worst of times; confessions of a failed southern lady; for colored girls who have considered suicide when the rainbow is enuf; all in the harry potter series; and more. hopefully, will find a spot once again in my hectic life to absorb more literary wonder.KID'S BOOKS: miss spider's tea party, brown bear, where the wild things are, ten apples up on top, MANY MORE DR. SEUSS BOOKS!

Heroes:

my kids, joshua carlos and julia marie, and those who never quit.

My Blog

Thank You to all you peeps who posted status updates RE: the election and your thoughts.

Thank You to all you peeps who posted status updates RE: the election and your thoughts. Ha! Not that you necesssarily care, or cared, BUT...even if you've changed it because you were bored with your ...
Posted by Junk Girl the Clown on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 10:54:00 PST

Check Out My Friend Danielle Wests Stand Up Comedy Debut in DC!!

Danielle West is one of my oldest friends in the world (since kindergarten).  She's lived in DC for 5 years now working in the political scene and is now pursuing her dream of stand up comed...
Posted by Junk Girl the Clown on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 08:22:00 PST

TTNUG My Life is a Captcha Code

my life is a captcha code. making no sense whatsoever. desgined only as a deterrent, for those not meant to be. paving the way for those, with enough patience to try. stop. let me compose. myself that...
Posted by Junk Girl the Clown on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 09:49:00 PST

anti-emo nonsense

Why ya gotta be so emo? after a conversation at the dinner table tonight with my 9 year old (yeah, believe it people!), i came up with this. we some how got on the topic of what 'emo' means and my 9-y...
Posted by Junk Girl the Clown on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 10:21:00 PST

Things that Make You go hmmmm....

ah yes, you wait, you wonder. what the hell is she gonna post next? will it make sense? will it perhaps be profound? or will it be just more nonsensical nonsense, that for which she is known. so, to t...
Posted by Junk Girl the Clown on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 05:50:00 PST

The Last Supper...Im no Jesus I tell Ya...but Im a decent dinner companion

I've just scheduled the first of many last suppers with friends. Be on the look out for a message, a call, a text, etc. from me. I want to hang out. Come to my house for dinner. You bring the booze, i...
Posted by Junk Girl the Clown on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 06:24:00 PST

Orientation...NOT SURE...um, WTF?

Orientation: NOT SURE um, huh? what do you mean you're not sure? i mean seriously, when we're talking what sex it is you like to have sex with, male and/or female, how can you not be sure? it's not li...
Posted by Junk Girl the Clown on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:55:00 PST

Breath of Fresh Air

A holding pattern A long deep breath of sorts Not yet ready to exhale Holding on to the last bit of air The air that which is familiar Waiting Wanting Hoping When it is finally ready to be let out, ...
Posted by Junk Girl the Clown on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:50:00 PST

Open Letter to Miss LS...

ah yes, it happened. the long awaited message from the ex-girlfriend. although i expected it, it certainly was a bit of a shocker.  i mean, for someone to message a complete stranger and whine ab...
Posted by Junk Girl the Clown on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:53:00 PST

Sweet Sounds

A starless, moonless night pervades as she navigates the treacherous waters, the menacing rocks mercilessly loom ahead. She skillfully maneuvers the cumbersome vessel, yet the breathless, tense moment...
Posted by Junk Girl the Clown on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:06:00 PST