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Corporate Trash

Yer mom is fat.

About Me

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I am Josh to some, Pinky to most, I have hair, a mowhawk,and it's more pink than your mowhawk! I'm about 5'9 give or take an inch, I have hazel eyes. I am a musician I have been playing instruments since I was 10, I currently play the guitar, acoustic and electric, many different artists influence my playing style, such as Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, Jimmy Page, Slash, Ringo Starr, Bradley Nowell, Eric Melvin and so on, blah blah blah blah blah I enjoy listening to Indie, punk, ska, grunge,some acoustic solo artists JOHNNY MOTHER FUCKING CASH!!! most of the Nanaimo local bands that aren't crappy and emo. I am addicted to nicotene it really does suck, I write a lot, I write random things, songs, guitar tablature, and other shit of that nature. I NEED A DRUMMER!!!!!!!!NEEEEEEEEEED DRUMMERRRRRRR!!!!! .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
What type of PUNKER are you???
Classic Punker!!!
Sex Pistols(pictured), Ramones, Misfits, etc:You are original with your punk. Some people think you're not real punk, but you're what started punk. Kick ass!

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Which Nirvana Memeber Are You?

Kurt D. Cobain
yay Your Kurt D. Cobain your the owner of the band you didnt beileve to much in it but it turns out your band was a hit! You also did many drugs but your turned to be a god
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My Interests

Playing guitar, hanging out with chums, jamming with other musicians, going to shows dancing around and moshing and such, Kicking people in the ass or shins.

I'd like to meet:

The Flatliners, Stza Crack, Eric Melvin, El Hefe, Fat Mike, Fuck it, all of NOFX, Jimmy Page, Jello Biafra, and so on and so forth. ..

Music:

I like too many bands to list so I will just give you the general idea. Punk rock, Classic rock, Punk, Ska, Grunge, Indie, and other shit like that, I enjoy a lot of the Nanaimo local bands and bands that come play in Nanaimo, the whole Nanaimo scene deserves a thumbs up, except for the fucking emo kids!. I like pretty much any music except for rap, with the acception of Afroman, cause he is just too cool.... and emo, emo can suck my left nut, and my right one, emo can suck my nuts.

Movies:

Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. Half baked. All of the Cheech and Chong movies. And most other comedy movies. American history X. Sin city. And so on.... PORN

Television:

So I watch family guy, the simpsons, futurama, etc. etc., AND THE NEWS! Mostly whatever is on cause I can't find the remote.

Books:

The Hunter S. Thompson books, Stephen King books, V.C Andrews, Anything that's pretty fucked up, or biographies on famous people, or certain genres of music, like No one here gets out alive, The biography on Jim Morrison, it's pretty rad.

Heroes:

Kurt Cobain, Johnny Cash, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page, John Bonham, Sid Vicious, All of the Ramones, And yer mom! kimmm kimm bo beeee fo fimmmm kimmmm kimmmm kimmm my name is josh and i like kimmm kimmmm kimmm pee pie fo gim kimmmm kimm is a sexy...go figure that one out.