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Lauren-Paul

This is the Dawning of the Age of Asparagus!

About Me

Me in a nutshell:

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You Are a Fruitcake!
You taste like nothing else in this world.
And get ready, you're about to get tossed! What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?

My Interests

I play D&D - girl repellent. Traveling, singing, acting, dancing, fencing, weight lifting, games, and butchering Jacek's self esteem are other activities I enjoy pursuing as well.

I'd like to meet:

Those extraordinary few of you who can believe:*My name is Lauren *From San Francisco *I was a cheerleader *Sing, act, dance *Wear voliet shirts when I go out *And...drum roll... Im straight.Yes- hold your applause! I will give autographs.

Music:

Ya know...as soon as I start ridiculing one style of music, I end up liking songs from that genre. But nothing can beat a glass of wine and some Frank in the background. I said I was straight, right?

Movies:

Matrix (first one), LOTRs, My Cousin Vini, Predator, Aliens, Pretty Woman, WILLOW!

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy. Cant watch too much T.V...my soul gets sucked in.

Books:

Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, Tolkien, Da Vinci Code (DONE!), Kama Sutra.

Heroes:

My NEW HERO is Chris, because he has his own action figure! That is SOOO much fucking cooler than speaking Jacekish!