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Haefaldene

Inna room fulla crackas I might cut the cheese

About Me


I make bloggings with no reference on Borat!
Professor Glayvin's Ruminations http://glayvin.blogspot.com
I hoped it would never come to this, but it has. Hal's MySpace rules (running list):
1. If I've never met you, I will NEVER add you as my friend.
2. My Top 8 is not in order, I can't make decisions like that.
3. Goddam it, stop being duped by those lame-ass Tracker bulletins that force you send "OMG it's so cool" to all your buds.
Haldane Charles King --
[noun]:
A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com..
You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?

My Interests

(not in order) Technology, Science, Dogs, Walkin', Drinkin', Smokin', Sexin', uh, Rollin', Maxin' and Relaxin'

I'd like to meet:

Dice Rollers (d6, d10 OR d20). Card Shufflers. String Pickers. Brew Chuggers. Cement Cruisers. Bar Weavers. Club Frequenters. Live-Music Attenders. Bill Watterson. Falafel Consumers. Philosophers. Chicken Scratchers. Cheney Haters. Open Minders. Beat Carriers.

Bran's Freestyle:

Music:

Punk, Reggae and Hip Hop (and not that mainstream crap although I do love me some Dre beats)

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Primer, School of Rock, Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Revenge of the Sith, Mad Max, Existenz, Sin City, Ghost in the Shell, Nausicaa, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Seven Samurai

Television:

Cartoons: South Park, Dragon Ball, Family Guy, Simpsons Other: Arrested Development, Occasional Reality TV endulging

Books:

Ishmael, The Phantom Tollbooth, Rama Series, Hyperion Cantos, Dune, Things Fall Apart, Catcher in the Rye

Heroes:

MUMIA, MARLEY N' MUZZELSTEIN

My Blog

Social Services

So I was watching this Al Franken documentary the other day called "Al Franken: God Spoke", and it was kinda hilarious, but very much about his new-found political gumption.  At one point he...
Posted by Haefaldene on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:46:00 PST

Wounded v. Killed

I read a stat on CNN.com today that said we're at around 17,500 wounded in the Iraq War and 2,500 killed since we invaded in March 2003.  In Vietnam we lost 58,226 with 153,303 wounded....
Posted by Haefaldene on Wed, 10 May 2006 11:02:00 PST

On the Beastie Boys

So what's the real deal about the 3? Are they Hip-Hop? I listen to Hip-Hop from Freestyle Fellowship to Outkast to Viktor Vaughn, and I've got to say that there are very few things that I like ab...
Posted by Haefaldene on Sat, 06 May 2006 04:26:00 PST

Gas Prices are a LOAD-O-HOOEY

Just so EVERYONE knows, gas prices are a huge load of bullshit that they feed the public.  They've paid between 4 and 5 dollars a gallon in Europe and around $1.50 in Brazil since like 1985....
Posted by Haefaldene on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 09:35:00 PST

PseudoDemocracy

That's a word that I came up with a hour or so ago when I was talking with a coworker.  It was in the contect of the Ford Motor Company and their efforts at stopping light rail development in the...
Posted by Haefaldene on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 01:01:00 PST

Iraq: A Book Report (two of many)

The Saudis are a good example of an ethnic group that managed to maintain its culture.  They founded Saudi Arabia and got independence from Britain in first decade of 1900.  The area now kno...
Posted by Haefaldene on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 09:10:00 PST

Iraq: A book report (one of many)

So I started thinking about the concept of Iraq when I read about the Chairman of the Armed Forces saying that the UN's and US's job is done there.  He seems to think that the Iraqis should take ...
Posted by Haefaldene on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 10:06:00 PST

God and Science? Sure, just don't be lame about it

Hm.  Evolution.  There's certainly quite the buzz around that right now.  Did you hear that Kansas voted to admit that intelligent design should be taught to High school kids?  Tha...
Posted by Haefaldene on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 12:48:00 PST

Those assholes melted women and childred in my name! bastards

Has anyone seen any of the coverage of Our Boys indiscriminantly firing White Phosphorus into civilian habitats during the seige on Fallujah?  Well, you should because they did.  The best pa...
Posted by Haefaldene on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 11:42:00 PST