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April

Don't chain me down with your...MANNERS!

About Me

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I am a sarcastic smartass, so If you can't take a joke don't bother me! My AIM is LuridPorphyria and I'm hilarious.


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According to experts, I am :

67% Naughty
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My Interests

Singing, Art, Cartoons, Science, Music, Tattoos, Swearing, Fucking, Drinking. Typical ladylike interests :)

I'd like to meet:

Someone that appreciates me, because I'm freaking awesome. You stupid boys best recogize.

Music:

I love music and I'm not about to type out every single band I like, so here are some of my favorites: System of a Down, Radiohead, The Smashing Pumpkins, Hole, Dog Fashion Disco, The Cure, Tool, A Perfect Circle, The Cranberries, Fiona Apple, Alanis Morrisette, Incubus, Bush, Janes Addiction, Porno for Pyros, Nirvanna, Johnny Cash, the B52s, and the list goes on and on, but I'm done for now.

Movies:

Movies are the same deal as music, too many to list so here's some favorites: Titus, Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, Merlin, The exorcist(s), The Hellraiser(s), The George Romero's zombie movies, Mary Reilly, Legend, Interview with a Vampire, Resident Evil, Blade(s), The Dark Crystal, Dune & Children of Dune, Stargate, House of a 1000 corpses, Devils Rejects, Corpse Bride, Edward Scissorhands, And again there are many more....

Television:

Stargate SG1 & Atlantis, Invader Zim, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Fairly Oddparents, ATHF, Inuyasha, Oblongs, Home Movies, Now that I think of it, ADULT SWIM!

Books:

The last books I've read were Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Lenore: Noogies, Lenore: Wedgies.

Heroes:

What constitutes a hero? I guess Medusa. It takes one tough broad to put up with having snakes for hair. I woulda cut them off one at a time and fed them to each other lol. Nice.

My Blog

Prostitution

 So it has come to my attention recently, that the boy I've been somewhat dating since february has been merely using me to make his best friend (whom he has this huge, age old unrealistic crush ...
Posted by April on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:23:00 PST

The Beginning....

I know I worried a lot of people with my "the end" blog and I apologize.  I have found that I have a hypothyroid and it caused me to be forgetful but also depressed.  I have medicine for it ...
Posted by April on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 11:42:00 PST

The End

Aparently my shouting was pointless.  I have come to realize and I should have noticed sooner, but I am an extremely emotionally draining person.  I was stupid to think that anyone would be ...
Posted by April on Tue, 30 May 2006 01:23:00 PST

Something my brother wrote...

My brother wrote this inspired by my current situation.  Thank you Phil!   today is a sad day im watching my life slide right byand the few people i can say i love are falling apart the sad ...
Posted by April on Mon, 29 May 2006 06:46:00 PST

fade away

For too long I have shouted with little or no response. Though both my heart and lungs ache from screaming in agony,  I manage to yell one last time.  You walk away without a glance or ...
Posted by April on Thu, 25 May 2006 12:47:00 PST

Inanimate

How come sleeping on a couch alone can feel more like being with someone than actually laying in bed next to a person?
Posted by April on Mon, 15 May 2006 12:07:00 PST

So much for going to school....

As a lot of you know, I intended to begin school in July.  Well, today I applied for financial aid.  Turns out that because I don't contribute atleast 50% of the income supporting my son, I ...
Posted by April on Sat, 06 May 2006 01:33:00 PST

Dark Epiphany

Recent events have caused me to question much of what is going on in my life.  I can not say that it has been to my advantage because I am left with horribly difficult decisions to make.  In...
Posted by April on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 10:59:00 PST

Walking

Corgan walked 3 steps today without holding on to anything.  It was incredible.  I'm so proud.
Posted by April on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 05:06:00 PST

Comic Strip

I sketched out a short comic strip today!  Yay!  I'd put it up but it's still just a sketch.  Then why bother to mention it?  Well, mostly because I've actually accomplished s...
Posted by April on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 10:32:00 PST