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Uncle Heathen

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About Me


.. A long time ago, in a crack alley far, far away....raised by a wild pack of sloths....was a alien hooker in a past life....went from ashy to classy....a registered Monster Island Czar....I became a witchdoctor for the F.B.I.....voted sexiest zombie of 2004....got banned in 31 countries....own the copyright for x-ray glasses....I can also see the future and your fucked!

My Interests

The arrival of Spook-A-Rama. More to come later.

I'd like to meet:

Werewolf Women of the SS. Go see "Grindhouse", you'll understand!

Music:

This month in the CD player: De La Soul, DangerDoom, J-Dilla, Gnarls Barkley, Lupe Fiasco, Don Omar, Nas, Little Brother, M.I.A., Orishas, Cold War Kids, Wu-Tang meets the Indie Culture, Dengue Fever, Jay-z, Matisyahu, Chrome Children, K-OS, Damian Marley, Amy Winehouse, John Mayer and Ghostface Killah! Spook-A-Rama coming soon!

Movies:

Anything made by John Carpenter, Quentin Tarantino, Martin Scorsece, Alfred Hitchcock, Darren Aranofsky, Ridley Scott, Brian DePalma, Sam Peckinpah, Francis Ford Coppola, David Lynch, Michael Mann, Oliver Stone, Stanley Kubrick, Akira Kurosawa, Dario Argento, George A. Romero, Takeshi Miike, Eli Roth is coming up, Sam Raimi, Spike Lee and Tim Burton (almost on the last 3). Blaxploitation movies from the 70's, Kung-Fu (Shaw Bros., Bruce Lee, Sonny Chiba) and Hong Kong action flicks, Japanese samurai and J-Horror films (of course, Godzilla), Italian horror, old British horror, any horror movie for that matter, indies, Woody Allen, Science Fiction, old crime noir from the 50's, french surrealists, cult films, Vincent Price, gangster flicks, latin cinema (too sexy, baby) and Porno (just plain sex)

Television:

It's possessed with Poltergeist.

Books:

Too busy reading people's vibes. Horror stories and comedies.

Heroes:

Bruce Lee, Alfred Hitchcock, Prince, Ron Jeremy, Marv, the Wu-Tang Clan, Daffy Duck, Richard Pryor, Las Vegas, Hannibal (not Lecter), Curious George, De La Soul, Yo' Mama, Robert Johnson, David Blaine, Vanessa del Rio, Bob Marley, Michael Corleone, Mary Jo Wanna, Darth Vader, Number 6, Belladonna, David Lynch, Last Poets, Droopy, Pai Mei, Christopher Lee, Jimi Hendrix, Salvador Dali, Quentin Tarantino, Napolean Dynamite, Miles Davis, Barnabas Collins, Lexington Steele, A Tribe Called Quest, Super Grover, Doctor Who and Roy's white tiger