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Chris

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher,

About Me


C H R I S http://ChrisWestHam.bebo.com/
Ello you sexy little internet voyeurs, I'm Chris. This is my Rupert Murdoch owned big fat data giveaway page masquerading as a social network. Please note that all data displayed on this page is in fact LIES that were created in the realms of my old brain box. I am in reality a 42 year old transgender lesbian slut jockey.

If you want to be my friend, then YOU CAN. Why the fuck not hey? I like meeting new people so if you ave anything interesting to say, If you like football, If you live near me, want a revolution or you're a flirtacious fit girlie then I would like to meet you baby so add me right up!

Speak to you soon treacle ;-)

My Interests

Some General Interests of Mine:

Football - West Ham
Music
Gym
Clubbin
Binge Drinking
Interweb
Hardcore Porn
Playstation
Art & Computer Design
Blackmarkets
Wanking at work
Overthrowing the Government
Overthrowing the Monarchy

I'd like to meet:

Everyone.

Music:

A mixed bag, dare I say eclectic. House, Electro, The Prodigy, Armand Van Helden, Some Indie, Hip Hop - Dead Prez, Jay-Z, The Mitchell Brothers, Kano, The Streets, Sticky Fingaz, Timbaland

Movies:

Movies:
Football Factory
The Business
Layer Cake
Dead Mans Shoes
Sin City
Lord of War
Sexy Beast
American Psycho
American History X
American Beauty
Gladiator
Office Space
The Butterfly Effect
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Scarface
The Usual Suspects
Snatch
Dark City
Fight Club
Napoleon Dynamite
The Beach
Human Traffic
Catch me if you can
Phone Booth
It's all gone pete tong
Bamboozled
Real Big Tits 4

Actors:
Danny Dyer
Jason Stratham
Al Pacino
Brad Pitt
Leonardo Di Caprio
Nicolas Cage
Ben Kingsley
Johnny Depp
Daniel Craig
Ray Winstone

Television:

Peep Show
Russell Brand's Ponderland
The Simpsons
Green Wing
Extras
South Park
Football
8 out of 10 cats
Friday Night with Jonathan Ross
Trap Door
Derren Brown's Trick or Treat
Real Football Factories

Books:

Derren Brown - Tricks of the mind
Andy Nicholls - Scally
Cass Pennant - Congratulations you've just met the I.C.F
Dave Gorman - Are you Dave Gorman?
Danny Wallace - Yes Man
Mark Steel - Reasons to be Cheerful
Mark Thomas - As used on the famous Nelson Mandela
Chris Rock - Rock This

Heroes:

Cyril Sneer Coke Badger Tory Lane

My Blog

Cheerio McClaren

Disarray. Us: Our Summer cut short before it began. England: In need of snow globe treatment. McClaren: P45 Impending. The FA: New personel urgently required. As England went in 2 nil down at half tim...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 03:51:00 PST

West Ham 3 Bolton 1

Staying up *clap clap* Staying up *clap clap* I hope we can keep tevez in the summer he's got to be worth 20 million of the tv money we get from stayin up! Reckon they'll get a draw against ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 07 May 2007 05:37:00 PST

Wigan 0 West Ham 3

Fuckin. Amazing. West ham can do this, I'm pumped for Bolton on saturday. Now come on Arsenal and do Fulham today!  If west ham do this that 5.5 mill will be a steal, come on u irons! &...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 04:41:00 PST

West Ham 1 Everton 0

I got fuckin wrecked yesterday was draining the beer. Was in the dr matins upper tier which I don't like being in because the atmosphere isn't as good, although you do get a better view of the ga...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:35:00 PST

West Ham 1 Chelsea 4

I was wrecked before the match last night, was drinking vodka red bulls in the car to keep myself awake after 5 hours kip and knocked back 4 pints in the pub. I managed to get in for free behind ...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 11:41:00 PST

An Ode to my Secret Love - Popworld's Alexa

An Ode to my secret love, Popworld's AlexaWhen I wake up, Sunday in the AMsomeway from sober after last nights mayhemhungover, it's some cure watching you play thembig ones, giving me a big one, if no...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 02:45:00 PST

New Years Resoloutions


Posted by Chris on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 04:25:00 PST

Little Gem

www.pornotube.com it's the porn version of you tube. Thank me later....
Posted by Chris on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:26:00 PST

What a Waster!

Thanks Julie, Mark, Ad, Dan & Sasha for coming out Friday night for my Birthday. Much appreciated, cheers you darlings! Was good hanging out and chatting shit in the pubs. Shame we ...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 04:47:00 PST

Older But Wiser?

Blogging isn't something I'd normally indulge in because unless you're famous or a fit girl who gives a wank what you're thinking right?  But It's my birthday today so just want to alert you...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:46:00 PST