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Jared

There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once.

About Me

There's nothing you need to know.

My Interests


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Music:


Television:

F1, A1, Niners, House, Heroes and of course, Wrestling.

Books:

What are those?

Heroes:

Gordon Ramsay

Anthony Bourdain

My Blog

Bill Walsh

Sad day for me. This sucks.  Niners 4 life!!!
Posted by Jared on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 07:18:00 PST

My Date With 50,000 Indos

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Posted by Jared on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 07:53:00 PST

Anxiety and Third World Countries Don't Mix

Here's how it breaks down:  First reality hit me that I was in a third world country.  To cure that I only ate western food like McDonald's, CPK, Pizza Hut etc.  Then I began to realize...
Posted by Jared on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 07:09:00 PST

Stupid-ass-dumb-fucking Idiot

President Bush is coming!  Yay! OK not really.  Every one I've talked to here isn't all that ecstatic about President Bush coming to Jakarta.  He doesn't understand the problems his vis...
Posted by Jared on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:02:00 PST

Dummies

"Indonesians are born without the common sense gene." - JWR 2006   I've been saying that ever since I been here and the more time I spend in this country, the more I see it come true.  Peopl...
Posted by Jared on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:58:00 PST

OUCH!!!

The cover for Vulgar Display of Power by Pantera: It is rumored that a fan of the band agreed to get punched in the face and have it photographed to be used as the album cover.  Every time I see...
Posted by Jared on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:07:00 PST

The Fears that Indos Have

Indonesians have the weirdest fears. The first thing I noticed is their fear if escalators.  Indos love to hang out in the mall but every time they reach the escalator to go up or down they act a...
Posted by Jared on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 07:46:00 PST

Thanks Schumi

Thanks goes out to Michael Schumacher.  Thank you for 15 years of Formula 1 dominance with 90 victories and seven world championships.  And thank you for making Ferrari the number one automo...
Posted by Jared on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:50:00 PST

The Safari

I recently went on a field trip to Taman Safari.  It's like a zoo but you drive around in your car looking at the animals and some even come up to you so you can feed them.  Here are some pi...
Posted by Jared on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 11:58:00 PST

Telephones and Indos

It's weird being in a third world country and observing people's behaviors.  Indonesia is ghetto but it can be so technically advanced at the same time.  They've got villages right next door...
Posted by Jared on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 10:44:00 PST