The Grocery Store |
I have a few rules at the grocery store, especially the Safeway by Dino's1) Never stand in a check stand line with a black person checking. They are ALWAYS slow and want to small talk. I abhor small t...
Posted by Justard Cranbot on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 02:56:00 PST |
Because then it would be a SeaGull....with Lox |
Drunk? Sober? Awake? Asleep? I don't care! I think a bagel with cream cheese (it's even a Safeway bagel) but still a bagel with Cream Cheese is heaven. I'm drunk but just had one, and it's awesome. I ...
Posted by Justard Cranbot on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:31:00 PST |
Ambivalence sets in... |
Yup, that's right folks, ambivalence has done set in. I came to the realization tonight that I'm never really passionate about anything. I just don't have the desire or strength that other people do t...
Posted by Justard Cranbot on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:54:00 PST |
Which witch is which? |
Last night, at the same bar, someone spilled beer on the same jacket. I made them recreate my main photo and viola:Thought it was kind of cute!...
Posted by Justard Cranbot on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:41:00 PST |
Save the well dressed man, save the world! |
Today on the bus, there was this eccentric kid sitting in front of me. He wasn't crazy because he was dressed well, and let's face it, I'm shallow enough to believe that even the craziest person can h...
Posted by Justard Cranbot on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:17:00 PST |
Update on the Fuck the World Blog |
So, not being someone to be walked over, I put an appeal to the professor one last time stating the situation (although instead of ski trip I have told them it's a job conference thing - the worst kin...
Posted by Justard Cranbot on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:53:00 PST |
Not a happy blog...readers beware |
I just sat down and wrote a blog and realized how shitty and negative it is. I can't fall out of this slump I'm in. I'm stuck in a quarter at school that only one of my three classes is worth paying t...
Posted by Justard Cranbot on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:41:00 PST |
What's the GAP? |
So, people seem to love the letter from mom. Now, this may lead people to believe that the only crazy person in my family is my mother, but people, this is simply not the case. And so, I think I may h...
Posted by Justard Cranbot on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:20:00 PST |
Fucking Hippies |
To add to the list of reasons that I hate hippies, some dirty jackass just walked into the computer lab, total hippy dippy. He has fucking bells on his bag so that every time he steps, he makes some t...
Posted by Justard Cranbot on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:53:00 PST |
Another stupid fucker |
Sorry for the blogbardment, but I have another stupid fucker that just pissed me off (I know, two in one day, crazy for me, but still). Anyway, in the same apple-coring lecture class from Wednesday: I...
Posted by Justard Cranbot on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:12:00 PST |
