Tragically Hip

Stumble, grumble, mumble. (I have a thing for the ble's)Its just a coincidence i have a love of booze and gambling and a knack for catching syphilis.I like to get wasted and have fun. Sometimes not even in that order.I eat all my fruits and vegetables. Limes, cocktail onions, olives - you name it!Some might say i am a health freak... I havent met any of the people who might say that though.I am a bad influence and an enabler so if you NEED a reason to do something "bad" - we should hang out.I have a lovely collection of friends. I am working on completing it - I just need a few minorities. I know your thinking "thats not fair" and i agree - i gotta keep up with the Jonses, though. Naw-i-mean?I LOVE LOVE LOVE my job, i love it so much in fact that i look forward to coming in everyday and always doing new things! Wheeee :) Its the best!I dont think anyone can be completely happy without an addiction to something. (I enjoy the sauce myself... and nicotine)I am probably at the beginning stages of being bi-polar. I am a rollercoaster of out of control-ness. I guess its a mask i wear well.I like to walk from cap hill proper to my apartment in Roanoke when i am completely LOADED, i black out most of it, but the things i do remember are worth doing it all the time - sans the possibility of rape and robbery, ofcourse.Irony is funny. Sarcasm is hilarious. The combination is grrrrreat. I like to have to think to be entertained. And i love inside jokes - even when i am on the outside - its the premise i guess.I can lay up all night curled into someone. Just thinking and staring. I can talk to people without my mouth if i am close enough. Its the Gods truth. Anyone who has ever layed with me must know.thats all folks. lemme know if i can help you out with any other questions even dirty ones.