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Dunc Dee

Cute, in a vaguely mongoloid sort of way.

About Me



Bacon-wrapped hot dogs: manna from Heaven:
Sponge Bob might be gay, and he might even be German, but I still love him.
I had a beard once. I travelled through Southeast Asia with people calling me "Osama Bin Laden." It was annoying.

But then I got to see things like Angkor Wat at dawn, so life wasn't so bad, huh?

Ah, to be young and in love again. What I wouldn't give!

It's okay, kid. Some are just bigger than others.

I am Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you?? Number one in the hood, G. .. width="425" height="350" ....

My Interests


Nor Cal or No Cal at All:

So, yeah, I drink a lot of coffee.
Reading, 'riting, and not so much 'rithmatic--though I'm pretty good at cipherin'. Why, I can tell how much a catfish weighs to the nearest pound, just by looking at it. I do enjoy fishing, though now that I'm a sensitive, non-harming wimpy Buddhist type, it's kind of a drag when they swallow the hook. Actually, that was always kind of a drag, but now it makes me feel a little guilty. (Useless emotion.)

What I do have room for: My daughter, Dolores Rose Valentine, who has the following super powers: Stretching, forcefields, invisibility, hot lava, speed running, speed eating, and jumping really high. And some others, but I can't really be expected to keep track of all my kids super powers, can I?
This is Dolly's rock and roll pose for her band "The Rock Girls." It's accomplished by sticking her arm through the neckhole of her butterfly shirt and wrapping the sleeve around her back:

Dolly and her cousin Jake:

Bikes...I race BMX and mountain bikes (downhill and 4 cross), ride street and skateparks on an S&M Stricker...I'm constantly fucking myself up on bikes...might start skating again, don't know...
My bikes are my ladies. They all run perfectly, and when they do break down on me, it's easily fixed. And, they don't get jealous of each other or see other riders on the side.
The commute with bling bike: Volume Sledgehammer with handmade Johnny Chopper Bottema replica forks and Skull Skates retro cruiser handlebars:
The law of diminishing returns: sold two, bought one. My Mongoose EC-X Eric Carter signature four cross bike. (The back rim is a spare...I unfortunately cracked the seam of the stock wheel. It'll be replaced with stronger, welded-seam Sun MTX.)
[STOLEN 12/19/05--RECOVERED 12/20/05] GT DHi w/Rockshox Boxxers:

My Intense race cruiser. She's my baby...Phil Hubs, disc brake, Marwi rainbow titanium spokes. Yeah, I like fenders. They're my trademark:

My USA made aluminum SE Racing Quadangle:

My S&M Stricker street bike:

I collect vintage BMX bikes, too...
1980 Team Mongoose:
1980 Moosegoose:

Volunteering, meditation, Indian food, travel, long distance running (I've run two marathons...haven't been running lately though). I want to ride a bike from Canada to Mexico. Rollercoasters, platanos y crema, photography, motel porn (and Chas Krider & Richard Kern), coffee, travel, people who know what their names mean (Duncan means "Dark knight" or "Warrior of Dark Skin"...I might need to tan more), mid-afternoon naps, hematoma and pleurisy free periods of health, girls in sundresses, creamy skin, mid-priced watches, cheap sunglasses, letting things go, wood-walled steakhouses filled with old men making asinine-sounding business deals, getting tattooed, European BMX magazines, camping, jumping off rocks into cold rivers, pillow fights, healthy debate, the jewel in the center of the lotus...

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet some vacuous Marina girls with fried hair and fake boobs who want to have bad sex and not talk a lot. Okay, at all.

You know, and some hot girl who'd like to chill in a meadow with some moose and a basket of pumpkins, pain free. (This is from a Jehovah's Witnesses brochure. I've got to say, if Buddhism is all about the cause/end of suffering, they really need to get some better brochures...horseback rides, bountiful veggies, chicks, moose! Those Witnesses sure have it good...)

Oh, and Kikkoman. I'm not gay or anything, but I do get all weak in the knees for buffed-out fisheaded soy sauce supermen pouring their salty goodness all over me. But, like, not in a gay way...

Music:

Right now, it's all about John Brannnon's howls. Not so much Negative Approach, but lots of Laughing Hyenas and Easy Action.

It's Sinatra's world; we just live in it:

Devolution: It's a fact, monkey man!

The Jesus Lizard were pretty much the most amazing live band ever, and if you missed it, well, I'm sorry for you my friend.
"Either it's the best or it's the worst, and since I don't have to choose I guess I won't..."
Now there's an unholy trinity:

If Lefty Frizzell doesn't break your heart, well, congratulations: You are officially heartless.

Ask for it by name:

At one point, Nick Cave had bigger hair than most people you know. Combined.

Black Flag Kills Adam Ant.
"I'll tell you my sexy pee story. One time..."

Is "Exile on Main St" the greatest rock and roll album ever?

And: New Pornographers, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Steel Pole Bath Tub, Shellac, Big Black, Rapeman, Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash, Adolescents, Bad Brains, Clash, Controllers, Buzzcocks, FM Knives, Girls Against Boys, New Wet Kojak, Lefty Frizzell, Tenessee Ernie Ford, Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker, M-F Doom, Turbonegro, Modey Lemon, Boss Hog, Pussy Galore, Jon Spencer up until the point he became incredibly boring, Youth Brigade, Riverboat Gamblers, Les Savy Fav, Candy Snatchers, Mudhoney, Thee Michelle Gun Elephant, Seam, Slint, Califone, Calexico, Jets to Brazil, Tom Waits, The Boys, Frank Sinatra, Psychedelic Furs, Nick Cave, Birthday Party, Pedro the Lion, Clem Snide, Dwarves, 16 Horsepower, Slim Cessna's Auto Club, Munly and the Lee Lewis Harlots, Detroit Cobras, Speedealer, Sepultura, Slayer, Fugazi, British Sea Power, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, Lauging Hyenas, Mule, Surgery, Cramps, Circle Jerks, 400 Blows, Andre Nickatina, Wire, Alkaline Trio, Anti Nowhere League, Cursive, Guided By Voices, Heroine Sheiks, Cows, Jawbreaker, Woggles, Hot Snakes, Hives, Desmond Dekker, Toots and the Maytalls, Joan Jett, Runaways, Joe Jackson, Descendents, Swans, Mountain Goats, John Vanderslice, Temptations, Undertones, Vibrators, Velvet Underground, Lurkers, Damned, Superchunk, Wire, Mission of Burma, Minutemen, Neil Young and Crazy Horse, Zero Boys, X, Robyn Hitchcock, Pavement, Wilco, Old 97's, The Saints, Stiff Little Fingers, X Ray Spex, These Arms Are Snakes, Dead Boys, Avengers, Poster Children, Spoon (though their last record isn't so hot), Sly & The Family Stone, Al Green, Otis Redding, New Amsterdams, Neutral Milk Hotel, New York Dolls, Mogwai, Neurosis, Melvins, Isley Brothers, James Brown, English Beat, The Jam, The Strokes, White Stripes, Flying Burrito Brothers, Paint It Black, Geraldine Fibbers, Carla Bozulich, Breather Resist, Fleshies, Bottles and Skulls, Firewater, Elvis Costello, Public Enemy, NWA, Dan Sartain, Country Teasers, Corduroy, Demolition Doll Rods, Chokebore, Pixies, Morphine, Isaac Hayes, Pinback, Black Heart Procession, Three Mile Pilot, Pogues, Pretenders, Radio Birdman, Stratford 4, Agent Orange, Tarnation, Paula Frazer, TSOL, Cock Sparrer, CAN, Thrall, and a few others.

Movies:



House of Yes, Waiting For Guffman, Taxi Driver, Sin City, Dark City, Bad Lieutenant, Devil's Rejects, 200 Cigarettes, Jarmusch even if my friend Ann thinks he's too 80's, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Brazil, Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove, Kurosawa, Donnie Brasco, Donnie Darko (that's Myspace mandatory), American Movie, American Pimp, War Photographer, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the original, bitch!), The Godfather, Apocalypse Now, Deer Hunter, Patton, the original Trilogy, BMX DVDs, Dogtown and Z Boys, Old School, Zoolander, Cop Land, Dog Day Afternoon, Platoon, Being John Malkovich, Virgin Suicides (though the book is way better), and any movie where I can see puffy red lips 8 ft. across and fall stupidly in love.

Television:

Remember that Beatnigs song about television? "Television! Drug of the nation, feeding ignorance, breeding radiation." True dat.

Books:

Right now:

This book is great. Must read:

Heroes:

In terms of knowing how to live, I'd say don't trust anyone over 7.

My Blog

They Only Push You Down So Youre Easier to Ass Rape

In the last couple of weeks (week?), I've had six overdraft/returned item charges for a total of $171. The first three were for $27, then the next three were $30. Why do banks do this? It's like, "Oh,...
Posted by Dunc Dee on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:46:00 PST

Ass Sores, Seat Sniffing, Showing Off the Junk

Being aged and infirm, I just saw Dinosaur Jr. for like 30 minutes. I wanted to see the whole show, of course, but I was super tired, so I napped a little bit beforehand. I tried to wake up at 9:45pm,...
Posted by Dunc Dee on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:40:00 PST

Children See Right Through You

So, I've got to bust myself out on this one. It's too funny to hide my shame. This morning I was getting ready to go to work, which entailed putting the forks back on my downhill bike and changing the...
Posted by Dunc Dee on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:14:00 PST

Rub My Fuckin Tummy Already

So I'm walking down Clement Street after eating French toast at the Blue Danube. Their French toast fucking kills--it's stuffed with mascarpone or some such, and covered with carmalized apples, sliced...
Posted by Dunc Dee on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 01:11:00 PST

Frustration

Ugh. Sometimes working on bikes can be relaxing. Everything comes together with mechanical precision, I make a couple of inspired decisions to make things run even smoother, and bam...I'm like a fucki...
Posted by Dunc Dee on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:25:00 PST

Have You Ever?

Have you ever known someone that, no matter how hard you try--or how hard you try not to try so as not to appear that you're trying--you always feel like the same self-loathing asshole? It's like you'...
Posted by Dunc Dee on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:44:00 PST

Two Times the Force, Two Times the Terror...

Two Times the Melody. That's right, punk: "TWO TIMES THE CHUCK!" Laugh till your belly hurts as supernaturually bad-ass martial arts juggernaut Chuck Norris teams up with the heart-melting song stylin...
Posted by Dunc Dee on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:27:00 PST

Keeping It Up for Six Minutes--With Video!

Okay, so we all know my opinion on fixed gears. I pretty much give anyone with the guts/initiative/gumption to race anything props over the posers who ride a particular bike to look cool. But after se...
Posted by Dunc Dee on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:09:00 PST

No, Build It Over There

So, yeah. This is going to be one of those blogs in which I have nothing to say, but I'm hoping that my fingers moving over the keyboard will inspire the pearls of pure wisdom that you people crave. A...
Posted by Dunc Dee on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 11:33:00 PST

Giving Up the Ghost

So, I think my iPod finally gave up the ghost. It's giving me this icon:None of the troubleshooting tips at resuscitation do a damned thing. All of this somehow reminds me of plucky little Rocky Racco...
Posted by Dunc Dee on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:13:00 PST