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Mauri

Chuck E. Cheese ... the best birthday party i've been to since i was 6

About Me

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My Interests

I hit my sister in the head with a golf club when we were little and I think she is still holding it against me

I'd like to meet:


Name: Maurice Ann
Birthdate: 10-06
Birthplace: Garland Memorial
Current Location: Drunkest City, USA
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'9"
Weight: perfect
Piercings: 2 in each ear & belly button
Tatoos: "bulls eye" & purple flower
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: i'm not that mature
Overused Phraze: THAT is inappropriate
FAVORITES
Food: Kayla's chicken and dumplings
Candy: reeces pieces
Number: 6 & 8,562 & 37
Color: color of the texas sky
Animal: monkey!
Drink: vodka
Alcohol Drink: oh! ummm ... vodka
Bagel: no thank you
Letter: p
Body Part on Opposite sex: butt, arms, eyes & smile
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: taco cabana
Strawberry or Watermelon: banana
Hot tea or Ice tea: ew!
Chocolate or Vanilla phish food
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: red bull
Kiss or Hug: kisses
Dog or Cat: doggies
Rap or Punk: country
Summer or Winter: summer heat
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny
Love or Money: happiness
YOUR...
Bedtime: late
Most Missed Memory: living with my sister
Best phyiscal feature: personality
First Thought Waking Up: how did i get home last night?
Goal for this year: get into shape
Best Friends: regan
Weakness: cookies
Fears: fear itself
Heritage: swedish-ish
Longest relationship: not long
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: last night
Ever Smoked: parliaments
Pot: marijuana?
Ever been Drunk: too drunk
Ever been beaten up: i wouldn't count my sister kicking my ass
Ever beaten someone up: i hit my sister in the head with a golf club ... but that was an accident
Ever Shoplifted: honestly?
Ever Skinny Dipped: yesssssssss
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: oh yeah!
Been Dumped Lately: nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue
Favorite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long: short
Height: tall
Style: being himself! ... i like boys
Looks or Personality: superficial
Hot or Cute hot
Drugs and Alcohol: nothing in excess
Muscular or Really Skinny: muscles
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: i don't regret anything, just learn from my mistakes
What country do you want to Visit: sri lanka
How do you want to Die: happily
Been to the Mall Lately: to see a movie (lauren shops for me)
Do you like Thunderstorms: electrical storms, no rain
Get along with your Parents: very well ... they're cool
Health Freak: i try
Do you think your Attractive: on a good day
Believe in Yourself: hopefully
Want to go to College: i would LOVE to do it all over again, but i don't think i can get into vandy
Do you Smoke: i try not to
Do you Drink: si
Shower Daily: i LOVE shower
Been in Love: i don't think so
Do yo Sing: in the car
Want to get Married: someday when i find mr. right
Do you want Children: hopefully i'll meet a man i will want to have children with
Have your future kids names planned out: that's just weird
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: hmm ... now that's an interesting question
Hate anyone: it's not nice to 'hate' people

Television:

there's a lot more to life than what you see on tv ... too bad reality tv is so delicious!!

Heroes:

the horse who shit on lauren's leg when we were at that dude ranch ... now THAT was funny!

My Blog

Water v. Wine

    Water vs. Wine It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we will have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacte...
Posted by Mauri on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:47:00 PST

SAVE Darfur --- a Marquette Law School Project

Dear Friends:   Students at Marquette University Law School in Milwaukee, WI are organizing a "Save Darfur" email campaign and we are asking for your help.  Please take a moment to visit our...
Posted by Mauri on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 06:25:00 PST

Timmy the Tiger Chapter II

Dear Mauri,   I remember everything about you (and your sis)! I just read my letter to you and it was like I was kinda "re-living" the night I wrote it to you. Man, I could have kept on wr...
Posted by Mauri on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 01:03:00 PST

note from Timmy the Tiger

Hey Chickee-baby!   You just left a few hours ago and I'm trying to get work done and my mind keeps going back to you. (Don't think the in the "puppy crush" kinda way!) Rather, the way when you...
Posted by Mauri on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 07:00:00 PST

Girls' Night Out Includes Don Vito Molesting Me?

Julie and I decided to go "boy shopping" last weekend ... The owners of the bar where I work decided to have "Celebrity Saturdays" and started this new phenomenon with Don Vito ... little did he...
Posted by Mauri on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 05:27:00 PST

Lone Texan in the land of cheese

When you're from Texas, people that you meet ask you questions like, Do you have any cows?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?" They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. ...
Posted by Mauri on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 09:13:00 PST